Don't judge me based on what I've done
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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What I'm about to say is stupid
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Drop it like its fat
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Swearing was invented as a lie between runnning away and fighting
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Nobody goes there anymore because its too crowded
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins and Eskimos
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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To quit smoking is the easiest thing,
Done it thousands of times
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Press 'any key to continue'.
Where's the any key?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Fragile. Do not drop
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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"What do you mean my birth certificate expired?"
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Everybody wants to go to heaven.
But nobody wants to die
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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U tried ur best and failed miserably,
The lesson is 'never try'
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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U laugh because I'm different,
I laugh because I just farted...
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Average woman would rather have beauty than brains
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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He who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone 2 blame
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Did you shrink or I just grew taller?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Santa stole my cookie
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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She's not as hot as her mom
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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No, that ugly guy ain't with me
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm with the midget
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'd love to butter your muffins
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Nerds secretly have all the fun
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm the new techno on the block.
Beat that..
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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