I LOVE MEAT!
...in the straightest way possible.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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What do you mean that's not a diet? It's called DIET soda!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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chicken > beef
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Frequent sleeper miles.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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If only my middle school classmates could see me now!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I can roll my tongue!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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"K" is the new "C", kool?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Healthy cereal is nuts!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a mathamagician.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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If the shoe fits... it doesn't actually mean you should wear it.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I can read minds, but unfortunately I'm illiterate
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt protects against harmful UV rays.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt reflects the sun
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Yesterday is gone forever
of 238 votes, 21% like it
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If walls talked, people would camp more
of 342 votes, 29% like it
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I can make toast!
of 174 votes, 34% like it
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