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Skeebz aka Heather Skiba is 26.33 years old, has been a member since May 9, 2009, has scored 595 submissions, giving an average score of 3.15, helping 8 designs get printed.

Jun 18 '09 by Skeebz
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chuck norris jokes marathon

Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '09 at 1:41pm

Chuck Norris is an actor who is often seen kicking.

Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '09 at 1:41pm

One time I saw a movie with Chuck Norris without facial hair.

Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '09 at 1:41pm

It was weird.

Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '09 at 1:41pm

Like, everyone was all "Whoa! Chuck Norris!"

Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '09 at 1:42pm

And I was like "That's not him!"

Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '09 at 1:42pm

but it was.

marblecargirl on Jun 18 '09 at 1:45pm

One time I bought Sidekicks, starring Chuck Norris, on VHS.

Maltzmania on Jun 18 '09 at 1:46pm

Walker told me I have aids.

Chipmnk on Jun 18 '09 at 1:50pm

Chuck Norris cooks food when he is hungry.

Maltzmania on Jun 18 '09 at 1:52pm

Chuck Norris did decently in High School and was a part of at least 2 social clubs.

Maltzmania on Jun 18 '09 at 1:54pm

Chuck Norris worked his way up to middle management without even bribing Janice in HR

Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '09 at 1:55pm

Chuck Norris may or may not have an overactive bladder. I'm awaiting the test results with him right now.

jaypaulo on Jun 18 '09 at 1:56pm

Chuck Norris is an actor.

Maltzmania on Jun 18 '09 at 1:58pm

Chuck Norris has his CDL, just in case.

Steve The Great on Jun 18 '09 at 1:59pm

rly?

squintygirl on Jun 18 '09 at 1:59pm

Chuck Norris' real names is Charles Norris.

Steve The Great on Jun 18 '09 at 2:01pm

Chuck Norris is best known for his work in the TV show Walker: Texas Ranger

Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '09 at 2:04pm

Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma.

squintygirl on Jun 18 '09 at 2:04pm

Chuck Norris is best known for his work in the TV show Walker: Texas Ranger in which he plays a ranger set in Texas named Walker.

Torakamikaze on Jun 18 '09 at 2:06pm

Chuck Norris is the author of several Christian-themed books, such as The Justice Riders.

Maltzmania on Jun 18 '09 at 2:06pm

Chuck Norris often window shops.

squintygirl on Jun 18 '09 at 2:08pm

Chuck Norris doesn't believe that evolution is real.

squintygirl on Jun 18 '09 at 2:10pm

squintygirl on Jun 18 '09 at 1:59pm

Chuck Norris' real name is Charles Norris.

Correction: Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Norris.

Maltzmania on Jun 18 '09 at 2:11pm

Chuck Norris has never read your "Chuck Norris ____" joke online

Maltzmania on Jun 18 '09 at 2:13pm

Chuck Norris is ineffective as a paint thinner

Phiffer on Jun 18 '09 at 2:13pm

Chuck Norris is currently learning to be a pilot.

spacesick 2 on Jun 18 '09 at 2:15pm

Chuck Norris was in an amazing cop movie called Code of Silence with Dennis Farina, and I was just watching it the other night.

Phiffer on Jun 18 '09 at 2:19pm

Chuck Norris played himself in the 2004 hit; Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

iPear on Jun 18 '09 at 2:23pm

Chuck Norris attended a wedding once, he took advantage of the free bar

Maltzmania on Jun 18 '09 at 2:26pm

Chuck Norris makes sure to give the USPS a forwarding address when he moves apartments.

spacesick 2 on Jun 18 '09 at 2:26pm

Chuck Norris normally wears a size 12 boot, but once when he was shopping at a Payless in Northern California, he found a brand that he was only a regular 12 in.

spacesick 2 on Jun 18 '09 at 2:27pm

Chuck Norris wouldn't point out that I ruined my joke, because that's rude and he's actually a very cool guy.

iPear on Jun 18 '09 at 2:29pm

Chuck Norris got me into the Nordic track

AdderXYU on Jun 18 '09 at 2:29pm

Underneath chuck norris' beard, there is a chin.

TheInfamousBaka on Jun 18 '09 at 2:29pm

I bet Chuck Norris has a penis.

iPear on Jun 18 '09 at 2:30pm

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked an elephant and it gave birth to a peacock, a gay peacock.

then he woke up from that animal abuse dream, and realized he needed jesus in his life.

Maltzmania on Jun 18 '09 at 2:32pm

Chuck Norris enjoys Fabolous