If it's easier said then done don't mention it.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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One day when I grow up I'm gonna be a monster truck.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Until you do right all you do is wrong
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Bananas are Americans favorite fruit, No wonder we are all crazy.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Let's go Chief it up and become Asians
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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How can I get a job when I can't afford an education?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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When darkness falls, I become a hot vampire that sucks!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Do you like Polar Bears? Ya so do I so STOP Polluting!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Hope you know how to surf cause its about to get wet
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not egotistical but man do I look good in this shirt.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Goldilocks was a picky felon and those bears should have ate her.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Do something to get a lot of attention, that makes you famous.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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As white as the night is black!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Trust me I'm a Jedi Master
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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You Are We Todd Did
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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My other shirt is at your moms house!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I Recycle Girls!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I give Orgasms
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Team Edward
Team Jacob
who gives a F@ck!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Die Comic Sans Die
(done in comic sans)
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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King of the Sofa
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The Master of Disaster!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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In the game of telephone nothing gets heard right.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I'm as mysterious as your mothers meatloaf
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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The conversation went south and its about to get sour
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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What's wrong with Fruitcake?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I leave no mystery unsolved
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Dance like a hanky and put some boogie in it
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm interesting like meatloaf
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Give me your money or Ill give you my guns
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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You should probably just give me your money because Im wiser
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I should probably just give me your money because I'm wiser.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Da Vinci may have invented the scissors, but I mastered them
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Cheers to recovering Alcoholics
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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My glass is always half full because Im an alcoholic
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Native Americans show you How!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not fat I'm Samoan
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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It's late you should go away from me now
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Those leopard print sheets mean I'm wild in bed
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Just like a toilet your full of
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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The only direction your going is nowhere
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm down with South!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Believing you only use 10% of your brain makes you an Idiot!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Fungi: Wherever continuous moisture is present I'll be there.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Allow me to tickle your fancy
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Plethora is a lot
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Bemused does not mean slightly amused
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Its not that I don't care, okay ya I don't care.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I feel the same way about Disco as I do about Herpes
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Up your nose with a garden hose
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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You son of a biscuit eating bulldog
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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If its your status update it most be official
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Get a life and stop twittering twit
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Constant updates about my boring life can be found via Twitter
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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Stop sending me Farkles!!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Writers get all literate and stuff
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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If you were funny we would both be laughing
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Lets snuggie
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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I've got a tigress back at home
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I need a lover with soul power
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Your really cramping my Hardy Boys and its no mystery
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Do you like what your seeing when your looking at you?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Your not gonna make an omelette without cracking a few eggs
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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The only crack I do is the one between my girlfriends cheeks.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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The only crack I got is the one between my cheeks.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Laugh is such a weird word. Look at it, laugh.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Your welcome for lighting up the room.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Just call me Crafty.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Hold me like a pair of "Parentheses"
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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"Quote this"
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I've got the eye of a tiger, my dad was a lion.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't judge my cover, open me up and read me first.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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CPR Certified means Im great at mouth to mouth
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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CPR Certified
AKA great at mouth to mouth
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Champagne Showers & Mary Jane Flowers
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I've got your daily dose of Awesomeness
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Its all Fresh!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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If we evolved from monkeys then why don't I like bananas?
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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I'm no Gardner I just love Hoes!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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keep it square
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Sasquatch Crossing
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Hey Steve Jobs, the Iphone sucks!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Cushion for your Pushin
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Like a clock my two hands are always on time.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Like a clock I got all the right parts & two hands always on
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Women are great at faking it
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If you want to make a women happy, Listen!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Love feeds the Soul
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I speak words
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Music is the main Ingredient.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I've got my own band named after me
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Im a professional air drummer and guitarist
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I get what I want with a wink and a smile.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I can get by with a wink and a smile
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm hungover with all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I'm hangover without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Sometimes Genius just comes out of me.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Actors like to make a scene.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Make a scene and become the star!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Plaids Back making lumberjacks and lesbians in style.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Computer: The fun box that confuses old people.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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The cookie monster was replaced by the veggie monster, not cool!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Watch out for bad girls on steroids!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I kick ass while chewing bubble gum!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so cool I make up my words. Outstounding
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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What up with you child? Just kickin it old school newborn.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Outstounding
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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You poke her you brought her
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Outerspace is far away
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Aching expanse of space radiating out
in circles around my house
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Let's make like toast and french!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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All Cheese and no Mac
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm Electric and your bound to get shocked!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I don't do drugs I just sell them.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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After your done reading this lets go get a beer!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Helvetica is everywhere; its like air or the color white.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Helvetica is the Father of type! Don't diss it!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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TTYN LMAO WTF
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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TTYL not!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Bet 'cha can't eat just one....of my tacos!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I may say stupid things but I think really smart.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I've got the roar of a lion and the heart of a lamb.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Burglars get the five finger discount
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Super Freak Super Freak She's super freaky.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Want to know what happened in the past? Look through a Telescope.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Time machines do exist, They're called telescopes.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Cranky people shouldn't skip nap time!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Apple computers have come along way since that game Oregon Trail.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Its not that I don't care, Ok ya it is.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Sure I have dreams, I wake up from them every morning.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Vampires like to Suck!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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If the cats got your tongue you must have a pet lyin.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Having a bad day? Get over it you'll get a new day tomorrow.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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What makes us different is, your weird!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Me smiling at you was my random act of kindness for today.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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What wouldn't I do for a klondike bar!
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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Where's my Nobel Peace Prize?
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Being Random makes me special; Banana Cheese Blog.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I keep bananas in my pocket for the monkey on my back.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I can resist everything except
temptation, oh sweet temptation.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Your menu consists of two choices: Take it or Leave it !
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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I put Synonym on my toast
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Everyone is a legend in their own mind
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Your Slower than a herd of turtles running through peanut butter
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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The Army- visit exotic places, meet strange people and kill them.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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You can't have everything...where would you put it all?
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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If laughter is the best medicine you better start being funny.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Compromise- An agreement where nobody gets what they want.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Magic 8-Ball says its highly unlikely
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Conjure it up!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The next chapter in my book of life is titled Crazy Town.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Just making pages in my book of life.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Say no to Drugs and yes to Booze!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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What happend to 7 is it 8 9
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Im STD free wanna do it?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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All the cool kids are wearing this
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm on the floor because I'm down with it !
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Let's be like vines and intertwine
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Abviously this is Abvious.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'd rather have a broken heart then no heart at all.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I wear my socks tight that way they wont get knocked off!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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In search of the flame that lights my fire.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I Love the Aha Moments!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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You try to hard maybe try softer
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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up down left right X L2 R2 up down left right
I just killed you
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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Watch out for my flying fist of furry
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Get over it
Or under it which ever comes first
of 14 votes, 50% like it
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I'm on top of things. No really I am help me down
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I hug trees and I'll bark about it too
of 14 votes, 50% like it
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Faster than Stephen Hawking's.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I'm praying you keep your religious beliefs to yourself
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Alcohol: Helping ugly people have sex since the Neolithic period
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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All warm and fuzzy inside
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I've got the nuts and bolts just need a screw
of 13 votes, 62% like it
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Your face would be prettier if your mouth wasn't screwing it up
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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You look more intelligent when your not talking
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I punched you and called you names because I like you
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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In my pants is where the wild things are!
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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Global warming doesn't scare me I have a survivaball
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Hungry like a wolf who just ate little red riding hood
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Je t'aime oui oui
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Parler français me fait chaud
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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life is a game of tag and your it!
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I keep a six pack under my shirt!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm a cougar and I like to pounce!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Status Update: Nobody cares about your status update
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Status Update: As happy as friday!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Mixed signals confuse me
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Your mouth is saying no but your eyes are saying yes.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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If you were psychic you'd know what I'm thinking.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Computer: Fun box that confuses old people.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Being on top of the food chain keeps me full
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Taking showers keeps me fresh
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Being Original keeps me Fresh
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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what's wrong with mystery is we don't know
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Money grows on trees its called paper
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Looks like you hit every branch falling from that ugly tree.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Being on top of the food chain keeps you full
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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My Brain just Farted
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I've discovered the fountain of youth, in my pants!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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You say tomato I say tamato you say potato I say tomorrow
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Google me this Batman
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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3 points is you, me and a love triangle
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Yes it hurt when I fell from heaven.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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This is
Redundant
Redundant
Redundant
Redundant
Redundant
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Wrong in so many ways
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I tilt my hat and sag my pants because I'm Gangsta
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Pretty boys pop their collars and bedazzle their shirts
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Only retards pop their collars!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Buffoon- a gross and usually ill-educated or stupid person
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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What do you take me for? A Buffoon!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I can't believe its not butter
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Ill show you my stimulus package if you show me yours
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Your momma is so broke she eats her food stamps
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Where is my stimulus package?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Hey the 80s called and they want their mullet back
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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All the signs point to go!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I know sign language, now read between my index and ring finger!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I ride the short bus =)
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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They may take our land but they will never take our FREEDOM!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Life wont always go your way so get over it.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Lets share genetic traits and make beautiful offspring
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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My what nice Genes you have
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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My thanks to your mother
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If Evolution is real then we are all Monkeys
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Is that a squirrel in your pants or are you just nuts about me?
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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My ideas are better then yours
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Maybe you'd be more comfortable without that stick up your ass
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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One Classy Broad
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Ghandi was my best friend
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Archaeologist- I dig things
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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If I am heaven that makes you hell
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I live on top of rainbows next to happy puffy clouds
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Real men have full Beards and Bellies
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Become a leader Start a cult!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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We all gotta die from something
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Alcohol makes people do silly things
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I put the cart before the horse, Opps I just killed the horse.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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If your parents are gay that makes you a Unicorn!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If Burritos are hot then why are they spelled burr-ito?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The only thing keeping us apart are the cloths we are wearing.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Enjoy getting lost, its an Adventure.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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No need to pick a fight with me, You win!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'll assume the reason you did that is because your on drugs
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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If we all got what we wanted the world would be a better place.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Would you like a little captain in ya?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I've got a little super man inside me!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My super hero power is x-ray vision and I don't like what I see.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm faster than Ethan Hawkins
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm smarter then Albert Einstein and Ethan Hawkins put together!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I wish life was like preschool, we color and play all day.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Sure, I can ride that.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Pretend like your butter and spread!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm on it like Blue Bonnet!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Where does the stuff sucked up by black holes go anyways?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Wash your face off you've got shame written all over it!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Pirates drink Sangria
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Being Gay is not all Unicorns and Rainbows
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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There is a Historic Shortage of Bullets, Stay in doors!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Humankind: The greatest creator and destroyer of the world.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Due to Global Warming; The bathing suit will soon be nonexistent
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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If you have Alzheimer's then you wont remember reading this later
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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My Stimulations provide mental erections !
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Just ChillLax
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Im the nightmare from your sleep!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The Light Bulb in my head just turned on!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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If I'm rubber and your glue should we be talking right now?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Forget Art Lets Dance
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I don't have ADD! ooh look shiny object
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'll show you my big bang theory
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Eww your heart is on your sleeve
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Let me be the jam on your toast
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Let's all get our birthday suits on!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If you think I look bad now wait until you see me in the morning!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If your reading this your not illiterate.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I just saw a flying pig!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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How many slogans does it take to get printed?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Why is it always for Petes Sake?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Why does everyone listen to Simon?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Mmm it does go well with the chicken
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I Love all the colors of the rainbow
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If I was a dinasour I'd be called lickalotapuss
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Fortune Cookie say you eat to many cookies
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Magic 8 Ball says very unlikely.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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We would make great babies together
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I got more Ryhmes then Busta!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You look pretty when your not talking
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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It be a lot cooler if you'd shut up
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Are you ignoring me or just letting my charm wash over you?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Did I make you look twice?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Forget the past and look towards the Future
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The future does not exist...yet.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Subli I'miLL nal
Message
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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One mans trash is anothers treasure so let's go dumpster diving!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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One mans treasure is another mans trash.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Life dosnt make sense so why think about it?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I give free hugs to pretty people.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Drugs will scramble your eggs so don't fry them
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Your one banana short of a bunch
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Rain storms get me wet!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Word to your Motha
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You can thank my mom for these lovely ladies.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Brain storms just hurt my Brain
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Brain storms get me wet!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Humans will be the cause of the next Mass Extinction .
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Stop Over population. Stop having babies today!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Coming Soon:
Mass Extinction Starring You!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Someone call Obama I need medical attention
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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We are two peas in a far out pod
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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If life was like Chess my hands would be all over it.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Its always sunny in my pants
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Red Rover Red Rover Run your Red Hot Ass on over.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Red Rover Red Rover walk your hot ass on over
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Red Rover Red Rover send Hot Holly on Over
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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If I'm rubber and your glue how are we having this conversation?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Do you speak anything else besides Jiberish?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I do things first and then think about them later
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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May the force be with you young Jedi
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Looks like you know it all Obi-wan kenobi
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Obi-Wan Kenobi
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Take a minute to think it over and then get back to me
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Sorry I don't speak stupid
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I see no light at the end of the tunnel!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Finding a happy medium through disillusions
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Life is like Chess, I know how to play but without any strategy.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'm all about the Green Peace
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I never learned my lesson
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I guess you don't have a sense of humor.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If your jokes were actually funny we would both be laughing.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If you could read my mind then you would know what I'm thinking
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Reading is way more fun then playing on that geodesic jungle gym.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a Seesaw
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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With a name like that it has to be good.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Im a nice Betty
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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WARNING: Your standing to close now back the F@ck up!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Life is a big show and we are all stars.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Tickle me Pink but don't turn me blue.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I be illin!
Really I'm ill take me to a hospital.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Your better off staying at home!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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There's something about me you just can't put your finger on.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Save the Planet
Stop having Babies!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Genetically speaking race does not exist.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Save a tissue Pick your nose!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Only in dreams does perfection exist.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Don't own a watch learn to read the sun I don't have time for you
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Nothing is more scary then waking up to this nightmare.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Will work for food,money and sex.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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When life hands you lemons throw them at people who suck!
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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I'll make it rain if you bring the thunder!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Keep your kids off computers or they will turn into twitts.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a Zomninjpibot!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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My name is Bob and I come here often.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Facebook is the new myspace and we are all tweets.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Karmas a biotch! No really she is.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Disco stick rides anyone?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You sure are pretty when your mouth isn't moving.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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The only stick I ride is my snowboard!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Chicks with tattoos rock!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Sorry I don't date guys who bedazzle their shirts.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Looks as if I left my I give a dam shirt at home.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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We are all zombies now let's get some brains.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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We are all zombies
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Come visit me in my earthship
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not tryin to scare ya I'm just tryin to prepare ya
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Wheres my spaceship?
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Its okay you can check me out, okay now your just creepy.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Its not easy being this cute.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Breaking hearts one day at a time.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Oh your such an actress. Now act your way out the door.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Someday this will all makes sense, when your dead that is.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I am not a robot just because I don't express my emotions
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Don't make me bust out my ninja
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Whats funny is you think I care.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Think smarter not harder!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Questioning my logic is unquestionable.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Exceeding your expectations
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Real women drive trucks, real gay women.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Like birds of a feather no fish should swim alone.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Someone should invent a dream recorder
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a dream machine
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Thanks for taking time to read this now stop your wasting time
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Still waiting for that golden moment
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Thanks for taking time to read this now stop your wasting time.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Your all colors and no rainbow!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Nothing gay going on here.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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As cool as a cucumber.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Alcohol- Helping ugly people have sex for hundreds of years.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Mushrooms are Fungi
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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May cause heart burn
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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My ovule likes your stamen
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Scrub the muck off your aura
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Your aura is brown
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Pretend your starting out in life instead of ending up
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Come float on me I'm 80% water
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Verbs the word
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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There is no escaping my gravitational pull
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I don't need any sugar I'm already sweet enough.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Forget the spoon let's fork!
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Show the love
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I have short term memory. What?
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Sorry I have Alzheimer's, and you are?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Minorities are the Manority.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Mmm it does go well with the chicken.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't judge just love
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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You sure you have balls underneath those pants?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Thanks to global warming my stocks in sunscreens will make me $
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Money. The root of all evil
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a freegan
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Your once upon a time
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Wait until you see me in the morning ;)
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm full of knowledge that flows out my mouth
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't kill whales, Pinocchios inside.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Something Fierce
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm pretty cool
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I come in peace with my pipe
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Insist upon yourself
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I could throw you off the moon!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Normal is boring and strange is the new 30.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Make everyday feel like kindergarten.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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I make everyday feel like kindergarten.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Top of the muffin to ya
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Is that even a language your speaking?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Gang Buster!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Can ya dig it ?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Fickle as a Fiddle
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Predominantly Incorrect
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Nobody likes a pillow princess
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Black holes are everywhere
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Steal from the rich and give to yourself.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Wash your hands or get H1N1
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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All hands on deck ranger
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm young from the waist down.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Say Something!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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X
marks the
•
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Excepting donations
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Paris Hiltons BFF
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Let's make art together
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Think smarter not harder
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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After 1,000 type tee submissions you'll get printed.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Mixology: combing you and me.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I hand select the ingredients that go into your cocktails.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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In 2012 I'm going to that guys end of the world party.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I don't like sharing!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Give hugs not drugs
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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I love my iPhone
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Don't touch me cause I'm electric
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I be Jivin !
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Why aim high? With low standards your rarely dissapointed.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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All the cool girls are lesbians!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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How many licks is it to get to the center of my tootsie pop?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I taste the rainbow everyday!
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Tweets are for birds
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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As smart as the day is wide.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Hello my name is
Frank Blunt
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The proper way to spell Ignorance is
Ignore-an-ass
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Are you an insect? Cause you sure are buggin me.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'll show you bananas
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the missing Jonas brother
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Whatch out for falling rocks.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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You bet your bottom dollar !
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Guarenteed to blow your mind.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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No rain
No rainbow
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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You are infront of lady awesomeness. Step aside please!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Starting point. You are one step closer to the secret garden.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Call me prime like the rib.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Nuclear weapons are for pussies
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Im a dinner jacket
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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You've harshed my mellow.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Objects in the mirror are closer than they AAAHH!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Reach out and touch someone inappropriately.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Shut your mouth when your talking to me.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I own real estate on Mars
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Your hair is the same color as my kool aid
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I was touched by a Unicorn.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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You took the Mari out of my Juana
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Let me be your dream catcher
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Without Global Warming we wouldn't have cute Prizzly Bears
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Excuse me. Can you tell me the quickest way into your pants?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Someday I'll be a Millionair
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My Intelligence is Artificial
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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If you can read this your not the idiot I thought you were.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Slogans are lame! I wanna be a designer.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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People love chaos
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I was created from a super nova
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Not that impressive
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is just about as exciting as bird watching.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I'll talk to you when your sober.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I'll do that one more time and never again.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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They call me MC Hammer, you know why? You can't touch this!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Life must be hard for you Mr drives a Lamborghini.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Your all thunder and no lightning.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not gay I just really love rainbows.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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I'm no science rocket.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I don't think you can fix stupid.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Are you a super model? Ya I didn't think so.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Better get to living, 2012 is coming up quick.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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You say I was born in a barn. Well so was Jesus.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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