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Titanic Cran-apple
Titanic Cran-apple aka Aidan is 27.41 years old, has been a member since May 4, 2009, has scored 7,591 submissions, giving an average score of 1.98, helping 100 designs get printed.
Please, don't squeeze the double-ply toilet tissue.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Mustard: "Hold Me"
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Emo Cheese is the worst.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
All my artsy shirts were dirty.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Mustard just wants to be squeezed.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Phones just wanna be held.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Butter: "I'm on a roll!"
of 21 votes, 24% like it
If you were a spud, you'd be a sweet potato.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over your outfit.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
And he huffed, and he puffed... and he keeled over and died.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Short, Fat, proud of that.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I'm sorry Music, but Country just isn't right for you.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Well stuff me with a human and call me a t-shirt.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
Well stuff me with a human and call me a shirt!
of 17 votes, 41% like it
Santa's fake, but a bunny that poops eggs is completely logical.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Where' I'm from, Santa's big.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
This human hody fits like a glove.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Stop :D at me!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Love is actually pretty hard to use as a weapon.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
CPU stands for Ceramic Public Urinal
of 15 votes, 13% like it
If you stare at this long enough, your eyes will fall out.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
If you stare at this long enough, the shirt starts talking.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
The lights are on, but someone forgot to pay the water bill.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
If you ask for a tip, I'll tell you to quit smoking.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Sweet pickles-- Oh the Irony!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
If life had background music, your song would be my anthem.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Walking on sunshine can result in 3rd degree burns.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
If life had accompaniment, seeing you would cue the "Jaws&qu
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Hands are kinda touchy.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
Shadow puppets are shadey charachters.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Chills
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Stinko
of 19 votes, 11% like it
An actual pig in a blanket doesn't sound too tasty.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Don't stick your fingers into too many electric sockets
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Nope, he's my brother.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
You have a nice smile.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I've got a sixpack, and I'm not afraid to chug it!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
herbs: signs of the thymes
of 17 votes, 35% like it
Herbs: sign of the thymes
of 18 votes, 22% like it
X: sign of the times.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Multiplication: the sign of the times.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
We put the "chnol" in technological
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Sixpack, no. Jetpack, Yes!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Is it just me, or do you smell awesome?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
That hardly ever happens...
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Don't play with too many matches.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Do puffins have shins?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Do puffins have shins?
of 26 votes, 4% like it
Emo Cheese.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
A toast.... to sobriety!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
What I like about you:
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Let's have a dry t-shirt contest.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
Contrary to popular belief, I'm quite outgoing and conversational
of 18 votes, 11% like it
All the better to stomp you with, my dear.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Fire at Will, and Aim to Kill!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Anonymous redundancy addicts anonymous.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Carry-on carrion.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Holy ____ ____-man!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Thought eating carrots helped my hearing. Now I see I was wrong.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Visual voodoo: reading this will make you want to yawn.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Visual voodoo: when you look at this, you start feeling itchy.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
You can be anything you want... i wanna be sarcastic.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Goth was always dead. Emo buried it.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Goth has always been dead... emo just buried it.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
That Was the Wurst Hotdog Ever!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
You can be anything you want to be. I want to be sarcastic.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Who knew revenge tasted like blue raspberry?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
Who knew revenge was cherry flavored?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Revenge is actually only semi-sweet
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Wurst hotdog ever.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
Smells like Mean Spirits.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Frollicking is the new galavanting.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
If you're happy and you know it give me a hug.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
icing only grows on the north side of the cake
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I wonder what your face would look like inside out...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Candlelight just makes it harder for you to see my red irises.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Revenge is never sweeter than a pie in the face.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Video game addicts are control freaks.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Fight fire with Marsmallows and Graham Crackers!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
nice toupe
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Fight fire with marshmallows and graham crackers!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Shaving the earth, one razor at a time.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
This is actually my beard.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
When I said, "nice shirt" I was talking about mine.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Sticks and stones inflict more physical harm than words.
of 20 votes, 50% like it
Kick habits, not butts.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
If you keep staring at my shirt you may end up unconscious
of 21 votes, 19% like it
I am wearing this shirt in protest of nudism.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
The only downside to being a vampire is not getting to eat garlic
of 16 votes, 13% like it
mice are cheesy
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I found your mind lying in the gutter.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Time flies when you're on an airplane!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Happy Girthday!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Maybe if you thought before you spoke you would have friends.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
When I peel back the layers, I'm like an onion: I make people cry
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Actually... buoyancy floats my boat.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
Brainpower and elbowgrease: two compound nouns to stay away from
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Caution: Sunglasses recommended for gazing on my brilliance.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
Originality is just another way of putting lipstick on a pig.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Frijoles Frios
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Sobriety? I'll drink to that!
of 34 votes, 47% like it
What is the definition of is?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
I just wear this red shirt to remind me to wear pants.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
When I grow up, I want to be a pair of pants.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Gravity kinda brings me down.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
If you hate standardized testing, then fill in the bubble.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Nothing says thank you like saying "Thank you"
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Actually, buoyancy floats my boat.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
I murdered my imaginary friend.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Hyperbole is really super awesome!!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I'm a contortionist, this is actually my back.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Scratch and Sniff
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Sword eaters cut carbs.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Fire eaters burn calories.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
Green Tea (on a green tee)
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Free dental work, see wearer for details.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
Books read me.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Wool Kills.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
Rock, Paper, Shears.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
Rock, Paper, Scalpel
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Killed. Cooked. Eaten Alive.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
This shirt is actually a reincarnated pair of pants
of 29 votes, 21% like it
All my togas were dirty.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
Blue Razzberry is my favorite fruit.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Cut the rug like a razor
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Electricity: Shocking since the 1800's
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Blue is my favorite flavour
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I found myself, that's why I'm here.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I'm lesdyxic
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Lampshades make great fedoras
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Psychokiller
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Just rolled out of bed.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I am dancing
of 21 votes, 24% like it
have you seen my shirt!?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Electricity: Shocking people since the 1800's
of 20 votes, 50% like it
(on the front): Back (on the back): Front
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Whose pants are these anyway!?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
You're socks don't match
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Epic Fail.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
It's just been one of those days...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
I'll answer that question with another question...
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Fill in the bubble if you hate standardised testing.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
Fill in the bubble if you hate standardized tests
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Accordion is my weapon of choice
of 16 votes, 19% like it
I'll get back to you on that tomorrow
of 13 votes, 8% like it
No, but I played one on TV
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Feet make the best stocking stuffers
of 15 votes, 20% like it
School: crushing spirits since 2000 BC
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Feet make great stocking stuffers.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
If you were me you’d be hot.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
No. But I play one on TV.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
My other car is a unicycle.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
You’re only saying that because it’s true.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Lampshades make great hats.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Accordion is my weapon of choice.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(on the back of the shirt) BACK... by popular demand
of 18 votes, 11% like it
(Text decreasing in size) I hardly ever mumble...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
50% Steel Wool
of 24 votes, 8% like it
A skort is like a mullet for your butt.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Accordion is my weapon of choice
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Accordion is my weapon of choice
of 7 votes, 14% like it
All my pink shirts were dirty.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
All my toga's were dirty.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
All my togas were dirty.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
All my togas were dirty.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
All the better to stomp you with, my dear.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Allow me to change the subject..
of 15 votes, 13% like it
And then I'll step on your head and wash my feet!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Anonymous Redundancers Anonymous
of 20 votes, 5% like it
Blondes aren't as dumb as they act.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Bongos are the Timpanis of the future.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
Cut the rug like a razor
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Cynicism is so 2005
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Don't look a gift horse in the moOWCH!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Dont you want a shirt that says dont you want a shirt that says?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
electricity: shocking people since the 1800\'s
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Feet make great stocking stuffers
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Fight fire with marshmallows and graham crakcers!
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Fight fire with S'mores!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Fill in the bubble if you hate standardised testing.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Fill in the bubble if you hate standardised testing.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Fill in the bubble if you hate standardized testing
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Fire eaters burn calories faster than the average person.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
frijoles frios!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Griggity Chiggity (in the shape of a grille cheese sandwich)
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Have you ever had one of those days?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Havent we met?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Hearts are for beating.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
hellfire and marshmallows!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Here's lookin' at you.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Hey, you look just like my ex!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Holy _____, _____-man! (a superhero thing, this txt not on shirt)
of 18 votes, 17% like it
House of the Rising Pun
of 15 votes, 0% like it
Hungry like the Canis Rufus
of 15 votes, 7% like it
I do do that thing of which you speak.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
I do do that thing of which you speak.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
I found myself. That's why I'm not here.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
I found your heart in the stone quarry.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
I found your mind, it was lying wasted in the gutter.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I hardly ever exagerrate
of 12 votes, 8% like it
I hate "Thnak you" cards
of 27 votes, 4% like it
I hate "Thnak You" cards.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
I play heavy metal bassoon.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
I support Weight Watchers for Zombies.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
I'll file you in between "creepy" and "stalker&quo
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'll forgive you when I stop bleeding.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
I'll forgive you when I stop bleeding.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
I'm lesdyxic
of 17 votes, 6% like it
I'm sorry. I was wrong.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
If by classical you mean elvis, then yes I do listen.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
If you wake up dead, you'll know it was I who killed you.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
Is it just me, or does it smell like O+ in here?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Keep thinking and you're brain will freeze like that.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
Keep thinking like that and your brain'll stay that way.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
My other car is a trike.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
My spleech ain't schlurred.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Nice Belt.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
Nice costume!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Nothing says thank you like gracias.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Peace is war. but no one dies... so it is quite unlike war.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Port Starboard
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Redundancers only know two moves
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Redundancy can get tedious, and tiring, and monotonous.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Revenge is actually only sem-sweet.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
rock and roll doesn't wear a watch!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Rock, Paper, Shears.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Rock-n-Roll doesn't wear a watch!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Seem gross on the outside? I'm really a mess o' bloody entrails.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Shaving the earth, one ravor at a time.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
So much for freedom.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
That was the happiest I've ever been...
of 14 votes, 7% like it
The answer to that question is another question...
of 12 votes, 8% like it
The answer to that question is another question...
of 13 votes, 8% like it
The answer to that question is another question...
of 13 votes, 15% like it
The end is...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
The end of the world is creeping up on us. Don't turn around.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
The future is floudy.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
these are not my pants
of 9 votes, 22% like it
This is your life: _______
of 22 votes, 5% like it
This shirt is made of 100% dark chocolate.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
This shirt is the last guy that looked at me like that.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Tongue depressers are depressing.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Two words: Body Paint
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Warning: Sunglasses should be worn for gazing upon my brilliance
of 21 votes, 5% like it
When I grow up, I want to be a slot machine.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
When I was your age spam was a lunchmeat
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Who needs hormones when you have chocolate!?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Wool Kills.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
You can do whatever you want, but I'm-a do this right here!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
You can do whatever you want, but I'm-a do this right here!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
You can't have Comedy without Potassium.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
You have to be pretty lame to break a leg.
of 17 votes, 6% like it

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