tollbooth workers know how to deal with change
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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the truth was destroyed to preserve imagination
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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cannibalism is the loneliest diet.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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mummies are a waste of toilet paper
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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invertebrates had so much potential
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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a giraffe is a vampire's best friend.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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human is just one of my many forms.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
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stars are made of hopes and dreams that are crushed to specks
of 37 votes, 41% like it
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optimism gives you better odds of being happy
of 30 votes, 57% like it
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sitcoms are responsible for anything clever i've said
of 42 votes, 50% like it
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vampires like giraffes
of 45 votes, 51% like it
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misinterpreting social cues since 1982
of 39 votes, 51% like it
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i prefer to travel by catapult.
of 44 votes, 68% like it
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the dinosaurs did it to themselves.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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ninja lover.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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free moments of awkwardness.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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i have super powers, i just don't like showing off.
of 48 votes, 46% like it
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don't be disappointed, just lower your expectations.
of 36 votes, 67% like it
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let's do something awesome today
of 37 votes, 46% like it
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