$10 Suit
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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'Til death do us part
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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A.E.I.O.U
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Ahead of My Time
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Another Happy Plankton
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Another Monday in Corporate America
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Another night of cold pizza and reality T.V
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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As Himself
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Bad kids don't go to heaven
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Ban diet, Wear Black
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Best Pair of tits on this side of Spanish Harlem
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Better Dead Than #FF0000
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Bitch of the bunch
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Boy, You sure are glad to see me!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Brainstorming, please wait.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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can a carpenter build a <table>?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Can you back that up with a ruler?
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Chances are this will all end tomorrow.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Cigarettes are a drag
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Couldn't Care Less
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Crash The Party
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Dead pixels go to heaven
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Do weathermen brainstorm?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Drums : If you can't beat them, Don't.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Enough about the king, how about you?
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Every spider is a webmaster
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Extreme Long Shot
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Falafel Avant-Garde
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Fancy a Strudel?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Farts are a universal language
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Friends with The Mafia
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Fu@k diet, Eat Sex
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Fuck Tofu
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Fuel the jet. We're going shopping
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Gap The Mind
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Give Peace a Che
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Grease My John Travolta
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Hair Bleachers Unite
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Honey, I'm Home
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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How come bad clocks don't do time?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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How Much For The Ape?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Hug a tree, It may be your next sketchbook.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I am so not hungry
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I Heart Spam Mail
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I love Sue Allen
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I Sold My Soul For EggRoll
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I use the metric system
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I want a fueled bus and an airplane waiting
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm aware of my bad hair
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I'm in an Air Guitar band
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I'm not fat, I'm a body builder
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not fat, I'm the first pregnant male
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I'm You. And So Am I
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Icy dead peephole
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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If you can't beat them, Don't.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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iHad it
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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In case of emergency, buy me coffee
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Infantility. Use it as a weapon.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Insomnia is for people who can't sleep
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Internet is the devil
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Internet Schminternet
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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It's Not Paranoia, It's A Sprained Neck.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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It's Written In My Best Seller
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Just Burried
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Just Miscarried
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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KAPAW
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Keep Her, Sutherland
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ketchup Bonanza
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Librarians read me like an open book
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Lonely girls have cats
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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LOVE IS MONEY
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Mank The Sponkey
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Milk, Cookies and Crack Cocaine
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Millions of flies can't be wrong. EAT SHIT
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Millions of flies can't be wrong: Eat S@#t!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Mond Yeah!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Money grows on trees in Vegas
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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MP3. Killing The Music Industry Since 1995
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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My alter ego is sexy
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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My body of work is laying on your sofa
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My kids are for sale
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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My kids went to Japan, and all I got was this lousy overdraft
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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My mother went to Chicago and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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My Nipples are Wi-Fi
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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My other car is a Porsche
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My server is faster than yours
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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My spider's a webmaster
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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My website is bigger than yours
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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My wish is your command
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Na Na Na Na Nineteen, Nineteen
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Nobody Knows I'm a Free World Leader
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Nobody Knows I'm an Elvis Impersonator
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Notebook is the new Rainforest
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Nothing that a hundred dollars can't fix
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Now break another leg
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Now Hiring Copywriters
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Nowhere fast. Anywhere faster.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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On top of the mother!@*#er
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Organ donor galore
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Otherwise Naked
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Pigs can flu
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Pretty Please, With Cherry On Top
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Read My Knickers : NO!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Read the small print. It says you've been fooled
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Remember Ziwataneo
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Runaway Youth
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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show me the money (or an equivalent organ)
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Slave to the money
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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So 80's
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Spiderman was a webmaster
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Stay Away, I'm on Probation
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Steak is the new Moo
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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sugar rush encourages mass murder
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Suicide bombers give great blow jobs
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Sure you know how to cook this Fugu?
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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The end is neigh. I'll have a refill.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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The free transform movement
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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The Rich Get Rich, The Poor get Poor
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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There's a problem for every solution
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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This is Hardcore
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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This pink stuff is really kicking in
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Today we Escape
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Tree Barker
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Usually just a T-Shirt
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Wake me up when the revolution is over
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Where the hell's My Flux Capacitor?
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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While Supplies Last
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Yes Sir I Will
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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