I will draw you a picture, but no i will not MAKE IT POP!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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My stapler is in love with my fax machine. Silly stapler.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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this t-shirt is 100% recycled awesomeness
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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personality plus!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If i was a color i'd be Mauvelous
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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It seems like Rainbow Sherbet would be fun to hang out with
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Rocky Road is the bully of the Ice Cream world
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I see the Frittata as an omelet associating with better friends
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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i'm not as dumb as i think you are
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm a furry incognito
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I like love
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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This IS a concert Tee, because I ROCK.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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My days are numbered. I've also color coordinated them.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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I can't find my hideaway bed
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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sad songs are natures onions
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Sometimes i say whatever comes out of my mouth
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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For more local flavor: eat your neighbor
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Beachballs: still the stupidest thing to do on the beach.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Frankenfist!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Winter took the Fall for Summer.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Rack n Pinion steering sounds painful
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Stop undressing me with your eyes. Use your hands.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Bacon is off the chain, fo sizzle!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Mountain goats will Ram Ewe.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Cat-tastic!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Voted #1 Judgeofmyowncontest
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Cuttlefish do not hug.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Carrots are knives for rabbits.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Geologist's got the stones to rock hard!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Bees are in it for the Honey.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Why isn't the ocean full of Fish Poo?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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File sharing at the podiatrist is gross.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Office Chimps file Bananas.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I can put you on my to do list.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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the quote on my coffee mug is much better than this one
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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What does a Chinese Typewriter look like?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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fonts are snobby alphabets.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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bannana splits. orange runs.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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mmmmm...porkchop sandwich!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Do supermodels have secret identities?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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support your local goldfarmer
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I like to play doubles Solitaire
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I've got the body of a 17 year old. Anyone got a shovel?
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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There's more to life than money. There's also Sex.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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my air guitar is in hock right now
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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scoring at a game is more fun behind the bleachers
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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drug dealers are over raided
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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string theory was invented by kittens
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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my other t-shirt doesn't say this
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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One in every Americans can't comprehend statistics.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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