I am at work making ads for clients and and as usual i have an in box full of stuff like...add this line and MAKE IT POP!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH'
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone out there with the same problems....??? I'm reaching out before i start smashing things.

Can't any clients out there articulate requests for artwork or designs besides "just make it pop :) !!!"

Usually this translates as bold, big, horsey + drop shadows on EVERYTHING.....KILL ME NOW!

Sorry if this is just a rant, but hey - that's one phrase i can't stand, it's like my Kryptonite!

I should join a support group.

I recently was wondering how a chinese typewriter worked or what it looked like. Seemed to me like it would be very complex since the language has 1,000's of characters.

Apparently there is one which was patented in 1947, but did not become produceded commercially. It was called the Ming Kwai, which means "clear and quick". The typist had basic forms to construct the characters which he or she would press simultaneously along with several keys (acting as a sort of function key) to give the typist an even greater range of charachters. It boasts up to 90,000 characters that can be produced on one machine.



still, it seems less complicated than this one....

I used to have this daydream when i was a kid in church sitting through a long and grueling catholic mass...I would imagine that i could freeze time then i would go around and either look up skirts or position people in funny or strange ways for when i unfroze time....

As an adult (or as a kid) what would you do if you could freeze time?

I think for starters I would probably move every worker in my building to different offices. Maybe even single one random person anywhere to be driven to a bus station in another state. And last but not least, I might pull George W. and put him in a diaper on top of Obamas lap at a press conference.... Maybe i could tag my name at every incident like zorro - but i would be "The Mysterious Master Imp".

i'm sure you guys can come up with some even better ones...