Hypochondria Is Incurable
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Let's Put Our Chests Together Tightly And Grasp Each Other's Back
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I've got chronological disorder!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I had Chronological Disorder but I'll cured it after my funeral!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Just Do It Better!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Live By The Sword, Die By The Much More Effective; Gun!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Potential Winner Of A Darwin Award!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Failure Is Always An Opinion!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Infinity is just a number, nothing is a symbol of everything.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Universal Solution To Failure: Just Do It Better!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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You Just Do It Better!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Don't Techno For An Answer!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You Could Try Doing It Like A Normal Person...
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Please Be Nice To Me, I Am A Kind And Gentle Person.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Rebel Without A Clause!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Mangoes Are Hardcore!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Always Read The Small Print On Contracts For Your Soul.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Nothing Is Infinite...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You Cannot Escape Your Density!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Collect Me If I'm Long
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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My Imaginary Friend Could Beat Up Your Imaginary Friend!
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Massage the Passage to let Gas from my Ass!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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You Know How We Do.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Geologists Really Know How To Rock!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Do Not Deny Your Density!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Dub Bull On Tundra, In Ewe End Oh, In Sin You Ate Ed, Al Use Ian
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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User Generated Consent
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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User Generated Contest
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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User Generated Context
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Have You Formulated A Theorem About That?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I Use Space To Cut Shapes!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Cut Shapes With Safety Dance Scissors!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Who's Winning The Human Race?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He'll Admit He's Lost?
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Let Me Bring You Up To My Level Of Education On The Subject...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm Glad I'm Not A Normal Person.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Internet Killed The Video Star; Radio Star Avenged!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Mechanically Recovered
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Once Bitten, Twice ZOMBIE!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Amazingly Inadequate
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Overly Exploited Resource.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Opinion Is Split Over Long Division.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Like A Bass!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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It's Best If I Begin With An Apology...
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Whose Lime Is It Anyway?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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People Call Me Apathetic But I Don't Care...
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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People Call Me Misanthropic But I Care Not For People's Opinions.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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To Get Ahead In Life You Must First Get Aneck.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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What Is Your Power Level? Mine's Over 9000!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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What Is Your Power Level?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I Am Quietly Confident That My Power Level Is Over 9000!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Judge Jury And Sexecutioner!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Now Available In Family Style
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I Am Not A Number, I Am A Freeman!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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To get your head around an idea, you must first open your mind.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Every Post Is A Repost Reposting Posts of Copy Pasta!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Culture And Ethnicity Are Separate Entities, Word?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Perspiration Is Reality.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Have You Tried Doing It Like A Normal Person?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Sit On Floors. You Can't Fall Off The Floor Can You?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Crumpet Mayhem!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Curiosity Killed Schrödinger's Cat
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Homosexual Meteorologists Are Sexually Attracted To Rainbows
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Gay Weathermen Are Sexually Attracted To Rainbows!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Have You Ever Simply Asked Why?
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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What if I want the Max iPad? What do I ask for?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Y NT GT 2 NO 1 NUTHA IRL?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I know what you did last Tuesday! It was on Twitter.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Just Do It Better!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Dance Biscuit!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Don't start, I have less patience than Michael Jackson's doctor.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Are You All Here To Test My Infinite Patience?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Stunt double for your Dad!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Stop, Rock & Roll!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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The internet killed grammar, spelling and punctuation, imho.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I am in so much awe right now, I'm not going to say awesome...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Walking and Texting at the same time is a bad idea.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Laugh As If You'll Die Tomorrow Cry As If You'll Live Forever.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Let's Call That Plan B...
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Be the world you wish to live in!
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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The more you smile the longer you live.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Weekend Warriors Unite Seek Anarchy
Get Better Educated United
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Please tell me you're single too!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Vegetarianism IS NOT as healthy as a varied diet.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Let's propagate the universe with all forms of extremeophiles.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off indeffinitely.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Product Of Medical Science!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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mirror,
SIGNAL,
manoeuvre!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Being Part Of The Majority Doesn't Make You Right!
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I'm An Anarchist, Look It Up, You Are Too.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I hate Acronyms That Are Used As Words Spoken Aloud.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm Not Lovin' It!
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Go Ahead, Be An Hero!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I Have Played All The Monkey Island TM Games.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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There Is More Than One Of Everything.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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It is A Historic Day, Or Is It An Historic Day?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Just Do It...
...Better...
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Shall We Let The Dice Decide?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Fit For Human Consumption.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Oh No! Not The Bad Thing, Don't Let The Bad Thing Happen!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Image Digitally Enhanced In Post Production.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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A Wink Is As Good As A Nod To A Blind Man.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I Give Lot's Of Money To Charities Anonymously.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Professional Help IS Available For Your "Condition".
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Break Into Song And Dance Mid Sentence And I WILL Slap You!
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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"The Thing That Came And Did Stuff!" In Cinemas SOON!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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What Was Plan B Again?
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Surely There's Some Sort Of Medication For Your Condition?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I Like To Start Deep Conversations With Strangers On The Bus.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Powered By Noodles.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Do You Find It Hard To Express Your True Emotions?
Emoticons XD
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Gravity Always Wins!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Look Behind You! A Three Headed Monkey!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Blessed Are The Geeks For They Shall Inherit The Earth!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Don't Be An Obstacle.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Do It Better!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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But where did the grapevine find out?
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Information Is Either Warning Or Instruction.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Prescription is Reality.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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There is always a theory.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'm part of a rare group of people who HAVEN'T done your mum.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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