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claritaa aka clara is 34.23 years old, has been a member since April 29, 2009, has scored 0 submissions, giving an average score of 0.00, helping 0 designs get printed.
what? i can hear you, excuse me, i have a banana in my ear!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
money sucks...can you lend me $100?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
i'd wear it!"
of 22 votes, 14% like it
¡Chsssss…! Think softly, i can hear your thoughts..
of 22 votes, 5% like it
don't talk to me! I'm immersed in my deep thoughts!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
i don't know why but i only can say "yeaaaaaaaahhhh!"
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I steer well clear of touchy subjects
of 25 votes, 16% like it
i was abducted by my TV and now i have interferences
of 27 votes, 4% like it
we must create the anti-Murphy law, quickly!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
Nobody else would kiss you if you were the last man of the world
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Yes, i do a poop, too
of 20 votes, 5% like it
don't look at my boobs or the Universe will give you a beating!&q
of 25 votes, 12% like it
tits up!!"
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Reggaeton sucks"
of 21 votes, 10% like it
this is my monday's face"
of 19 votes, 16% like it
shall we play doctors?"
of 18 votes, 11% like it
i'm not like the others..the others are like me
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
3..2..1..GO!.. I just farted!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
hello kitty must die!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
they want me"
of 10 votes, 10% like it
USA is full of cowboys? so, Spain isn't full of bullfighter!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
you're already to leave a boring life, do you wanna taste me?
of 25 votes, 4% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.