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umop episdn - upside down
umop episdn - upside down aka Isaac Chasteen is a 18.58 year old boy, has been a member since April 29, 2009, has scored 225 submissions, giving an average score of 3.05, helping 0 designs get printed.
As long as we have condensation, we'll make dew.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
An Onion A Day Keeps The People Away.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
My friends tell me not to give in to peer pressure.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
My friends tell me not to give into peer pressure.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
My friends tell me not to play into peer pressure.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
Paranoia?! Where?!
of 27 votes, 52% like it
You think I'm paranoid? This confirms all my suspicions.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
You think I'm paranoid? That confirms all my suspicions.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
Rain isn't fun, until you play in it.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Rain is depressing, until you play in it.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
I bite the heads off animal crackers.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
If you are a vegetarian, don't expect a bull NOT to charge.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Color blindness affects the ability to complete a Rubiks cube
of 18 votes, 28% like it
You want to know what Procrastination is? I'll tell you later.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Give me the statistics stat.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Shirt optional.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
This shirt is covering my wings.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Don't get to close, my leprosy is really acting up.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
This shirt has 4 holes. Count them.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
So far so good, says the optimist from 50 floors down building.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him a unicorn.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
50% of people admitted they lie. The other 50% lied.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
I'm really into Blues (and all that jazz)
of 20 votes, 30% like it
What doesn't kill me, makes me immortal.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
When you feel the heat you see the light
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I was misquoted in my autobiography
of 17 votes, 35% like it
The circulatory system has heart.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Schizophrenia hasn't met my alter ego.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
Details are 87.46981357% important.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Details are 87.462% important.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Those who forget the pizza are doomed to re-heat it
of 13 votes, 31% like it
All those in favor of cyclopses, say eye.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
All those in favor of telekinesis, raise my hand.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
Time is contagious. We are all getting Old.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
You can't teach an old Stegosaurus new tricks.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
Age is contagious. We are all getting Old.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
I lost my left arm, now I'm all right.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
I lost my left arm. Don't worry I'm all right.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
You're lucky I don't take out my anger on innocent bystanders.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
Friction rubs me the wrong way.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Mario is the bomb-omb.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Its possible to laugh so hard you cry. Can cry so hard you laugh?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I don't own an alarm clock. I never have to be anywhere.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
I saw a cornfield. It was out of this world.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Fact: 76% of statistics are made up on the spot.
of 23 votes, 52% like it
Losing is just winning in the wrong direction.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
I was beside myself after being diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
Scotch Tape is more appealing when you have had a hard day.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
I tip at least 15%...of cows.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
The three secrets to Real Estate are Location, Location, Location
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Repitition. Repitition. Repitition. Repitition. Repitition.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
An Onion A Day Keeps People Away.
of 16 votes, 63% like it
Sarcasm is witty constructive criticism.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Beef cows don't know what's at steak.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
Beef cows don't know that their lives are at steak.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
Life's not a race. (But I'm still going to win)
of 15 votes, 33% like it
Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid
of 14 votes, 43% like it
I can time travel at normal speed in one direction.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
Reality keeps my imagination in check.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
%76 of statistics are made up on the spot
of 19 votes, 26% like it
I got expelled from Home School.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
I got expelled from Homeschool.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
Time gets me through the day.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
The Belly Button Club, either you're In or you're Out.
of 26 votes, 54% like it
Merry-Go-Rounds: Have fun while you accomplish nothing.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
I end sentences abrup-
of 22 votes, 41% like it
I talk to plants, it's usually a one-way converstaion though.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
Raising your voice: The next best thing to being right.
of 24 votes, 46% like it
Spelling cool with a "k" is so unkool.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
Life is like a Cassette Tape...flip tape over to hear the rest.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Yelling: The next best thing to being right.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
Ambiguity can be sometimes good or sometimes not good.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Learn your ABC's. Avoid getting F's. Make $$'s. Catch some ZZZ's.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
I was so far behind, I thought I was in first.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
Message from the future: Time machines only work one way.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
Woodpeckers. Now you can't stop thinking about woodpeckers
of 15 votes, 33% like it
You can never know when someone is telling the truth.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
You can never know when someone is telling the truth,
of 13 votes, 31% like it
Memory Works Best On Its Own Terms.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Memory Will Work On Its Own Terms.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Narcolepsy is boring. It puts me to sleep.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Losing is just success in the wrong direction.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
Your Paradox Appears To Have A Contradiction
of 21 votes, 29% like it
I tell you the truth, what I'm saying is false.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Don't Swim with Scissors.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
Water and Electricity don't mix. False, they mix all too well.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
s-st-stuttering is s-s-such s-s-sweet s-s-sorrow
of 22 votes, 27% like it
United States is a nation of laws, badly wrote and randomly made.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Suspension Leaves Me Hanging.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
When I was diagnosed with Schizophrenia, I was beside myself.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A Cyclope's Blink and Wink are ambiguous.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Alien Abilities are out of this World
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Amateur Undercover Agent
of 17 votes, 12% like it
An apple a day, proves gravity is at work.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
An apple a day, proves gravity it at work.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Board Game on the Beach. Pair of Dice in Paradise.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Caution: You should know that 50% of marriages last forever.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Cheerios: looking like donut seeds for years.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Congruity can be very kangaroo.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Criticize Me, Cap'n.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Digital Cameras allow you instantly reminisce.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Don't go against the World. It outnumbers you 6 Billion to one.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Don't go against the World. It outnumbers you 6,000,000,000 to 1
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Frictions rubs me the wrong way.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Have fun on the Merry-Go-Round, while you accomplish nothing.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
I am a Metaphor's friend.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I'm really into Orchestra, Blues, and all that jazz.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
I'm stopping to pretend to stop pretending.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
If you aren't Cheating, then you aren't trying.
of 4 votes, 75% like it
If you aren't Cheating, then you aren't Trying.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
It is impossible to walk on eggshells.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
It's not that water & electricity don't mix, they mix too wel
of 0 votes, 0% like it
It's not that water & electricity don't mix, they mix too wel
of 2 votes, 50% like it
It's not that water and electricity don't mix, they mix too well
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Let's celebrate the Irony!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Mail, Slow. Email, Complex. Tee-mail... You have 1 new message!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Plants can't speak, therefore they're dumb.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Push Here For Interaction.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Rejection has never killed anyone, but it has come close.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Revenge is served cold. I just had a bowl of Rocky Road Revenge.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Schizophrenia hasn't me my alter ego.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Schizophrenia hasn't meet my alter ego.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Scotch Tape is more appealing when you're drunk.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Seaweed is the Weed of the Sea.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Skeptics are only skeptical on what they want to be skeptical on.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Subjection is optional.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Suspension Holds Leaves Me Hanging.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Tarantuala: the hairiest of the arachnids.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
The Ninjas of Sparta are fighting for Confusion
of 18 votes, 17% like it
There is Anarchy in Antarctica.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
This isn't a shirt. Don't anger it. (in the form of sharp teeth)
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Yo Mum's So Fat... (I'm from England)
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Your attention is optional.
of 19 votes, 16% like it

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