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I'll cut your joggular vein

wow. maybe I should put I'm running from superryan :) scary.

People will run from you! You'll be a badass!

Warning: I'm Still Learning How To Stop.



I'm Practicing For My Getaway Scene.



Professional Purse Retriever.

"I'm the Joggernaut, B*tch"

"You wish."

"Take a picture: because if you blink you'll miss me"

lol @ dunzo



I remember that.

My suggestion:



Working off the (insert favorite snack here)!

"If I'm running so slowly that you can read this shirt, please let me know"

What do you think? Kinda long, but maybe works

would you care to join me on this quest to find the end of longcat? ... this would only work if you know what longcat is ...

haha. I run at the speed of penguin. so I think I need that slooowwwmmootttion shirt I saw the other day- they could take like 12 frames and I'd be like- yeh- still here!

Puppetmeat: Yay! I like them- I need the first two shirts I think. You should submit them, I'll vote for you. (I wonder why that could be.) By the way- (insert random tangent picture here): I don't understand people that don't get sarcasm.. they just can't tell the difference-especially if you say things with a straight face.

OK-. Y.P/- 1) is longcat like the cat version of those superlong weenie dogs? or 2) is it a roller coaster- one of those wooden ones where you have 2 concussions and bruises on 2/3rds of your body when you're done? or 3) you tell me..i have no clue :) :)

which brings me to the next comment: have you ever submitted a shirt assuming that people knew what you meant and then realize they don't. like do people not know that when you sprinkle salt on a slug that they implode. nice.!! (it;s really worth it!)

then again maybe they've never met a slug. I grew up in CT. land of go play outside every day until dark until you're 13.

I couldn't afford Lipo, so here I am jogging.



or



OH NO! There's a man following me. RUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm practicing for the zombie invasion*



*or 'outbreak'

awww..bhoomika..you're cold! ouch! I plan to wear this shirt you know!

yeah. Superryan really gets around.



Ooo! Zombie Invasion! I gotta tell myself that next time I decide to stop running. I took that would you survive the zombie invasion on facebook! it said I'd survive initially only to die later trying to get to a secluded place. greeat. that's like saying to me that it's not the fallout that killed you, just the sudden stop on a deserted island.

Jogging: My anti-chub.

Bhoomika: I left a message for you under your 2nd blog on your page :)

Oh I didn't mean it to be cold. I am sorry. I thought it was funny.



sorry .

It's OK- I'm just teasing! a little too seriously I guess.. I left a message for you on your blog (the 2nd one I think it was.) : )

'Follow me to the ice cream truck!'

'The Martians are coming!'

Catch Me If You Can't!

I'm Rotating Earth, Don't Stop Me!

i love that rotating earth one.cool!

another one,

"I must have been at the Speed of Light by now..."

not sure, is this sentence correct?

"I ought to have reached the Speed of Light by now..."

wrong?

"I should have reached the Speed of Light so far/by now..."

another shot.

my english is horrible :|

Ok DRUMROLLLLL..

DA-DAH!



I got my two winners! It was a hard decision between a 3rd place dude!



SUPERRYAN with:

I'm practicing for the zombie invasion!



and





PUPPET with:

Warning: I'm Still Learning How To Stop.



YAY! I'll let you guys know right after I order!!! :)



Thanks for playing it was fun.

*****END TRANSMISSION*****



just kidding.

Sweet!

HEY! SUPERRYAN- I just ordered! You should have gotten the STP's!



next up is P'Meat.

Got it!



Thank you very much!



:^D

Run! BEAR!!!