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Switz213
aka Daniel is a 20.49 year old boy, has been a member since April 21, 2009, has scored 449 submissions, giving an average score of 2.16, helping 5 designs get printed.
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People tell me I have a bold face. (In a Bold Typeface)
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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U235 rocks my world.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Pressure is not a force to be reckoned with.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I was a pessimist, but then I got thirsty.
of 34 votes, 53% like it
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I tried to break the law, but Sir Isaac Newton prevailed.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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F5 is refreshing.
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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The only element on my periodic table is the element of surprise.
of 46 votes, 63% like it
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My glass was half full, but then I drank it.
of 40 votes, 75% like it
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Rebel with a cause: To be a rebel.
of 38 votes, 68% like it
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I didn't really like my first child, so I rerolled.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Reduce. Reuse. Reincarnate.
of 36 votes, 53% like it
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When drowning, Think. WWJD
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Wanna see my G-String? I play guitar.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Physics hates my pants
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Yes, I Read the Terms and Conditions
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Save the Plankton
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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(uv ink) Get into the shade. (glow ink) Safe!
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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My grade in Physics is falling.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I take notes outside the lines
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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My brain is made up of 0s and 1s.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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It's 2+3*3+6÷2*4-20 licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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I grow weeds. My garden is flourishing.
of 44 votes, 52% like it
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Above the influence of Drug Resistance.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Trees are human huggers!
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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I am Santa. Now give me your cookies!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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T-Minus 9 Months.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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My font isn't bashful, it's just bold.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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We all know that 2 + 2 really equals fish.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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A little bit to the left of the influence.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I'm working on my attitude.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Want to share an ice cream? You bring a cherry. I'll bring nuts.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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They have better Refs at Foot Locker!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Everyone tells me to say no to peer pressure.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
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I follow the distributive property
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Global Warming: Saving our heating bills one month at a time.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Crayola waz here
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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rt(-1) am imaginary.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Just quit while you can.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I'm dead inside. Sorry about the smell.
of 41 votes, 46% like it
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Global Warming: Saving our heating bills one year at a time.
of 40 votes, 48% like it
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I come from a long line of fishermen
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I didn't jump on the Gold Rush bandwagon.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I survived the Oregon Trail!
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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My honk is horny.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Sit. Stay. Now rollover!
Good minutes.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I only booty call during free nights and weekends.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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I survived the dysentery from the Oregon Trail!
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(super glow ink)
I love manhunt.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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(uv ink) UV Rays are bad for you. (glow ink) Safe!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Above the Influence... of DARE.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Acne is a pain in the butt.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Are you a member of the Pen 15 club?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Blackjack: I need s' mo' king.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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CAPS LOCK ALLOWS ME TO EXPRESS MYSELF
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Car < Segway. Segway < Tank. Tank < Ninja!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Check out my crib.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Check out my Wittee shirt!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Command-Z is man's best friend
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Control-Z is man's best friend
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Dance: The starting of a lawn mower.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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For me, acne is a pain in the butt.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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How to keep an idiot busy: Step 1) Repeat step one
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I also shot the deputy.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I am a homo... sapien... SAPIEN!!!!!!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I am full of it. You want some?
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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I am only the nudist behind my clothing.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I dance to the beat of my own drum.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I don't overdose. I DDOS.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I follow the Beat of my Deet.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I fought the law and my peers said, "filibuster."
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I hate, hate.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I have a lifetime supply of Pi.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I have the Bacon Flu.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I have the vaccine for the Y2K Bug. Now, my Jungle Fever.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I love ellipsis...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I major in philanthropy.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I only drink dihydrogen monoxide.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I only drink dihydrogen monoxide.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I run in slow-mo.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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I sensed some foul play at the baseball game.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I stop at stop signs.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I travel by xyzzy.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I used to be a pessimist, but then I became a thirsty.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I used to be a pessimist, but then I became thirsty.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I was sent to jail for stealing second base.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not nude, I'm just threadless.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not self centered, but the world does revolve around me.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I'm really good at getting the answer for Jeopardy!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm running a chkdsk on my mind.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'm seeing other shirts
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Ideas always seem better if sitting on a toilet
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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If the world revolved around me, you'd be able to read this-updwn
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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imho i'm a ho
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I\'m PRO-crastination.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Medical Studies show that 4/5 doctors is only 80%
(B-,C+)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My glass is empty. I drank it.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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My glass was half full, but I drank it
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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My iPhone has allowed me to finally leave my house.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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MY orange juice didn't kill its wife!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My quarter is double-sided therefore equaling 50¢
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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My wife now eats an apple a day. I'm a doctor.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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One time...
I shot a sheriff.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Peer Pressure meter: 232 PPI
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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PEMDAS, she says she received a Sin from the aluminum FOIL.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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People tell me I have a face for radio.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Pun: The Intelligent Insult
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Read my shirt. I win.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Read my shirt. I win.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Rebel with a cause: To be a rebel.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Space Pens are useful because I can write in space, underwater!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Studies show that 4/5 doctors usually agree.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Thats so funny that I forgot to lol
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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The Earth's plates shift my food.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The heart is a unique metronome
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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The Internet is a free ticket to dateline.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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There is only half of a (unit) circle left of Pi
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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They told me my phone goes 3Gs.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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They told me my phone goes Three Gs.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Thirst: The glass is empty.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Thirsty: The glass is empty.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is made up of a million little fibers.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Unfortunately, I am worth my weight in gold.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Want to wipe my poop deck?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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When I have problems... I escape to Photoshop.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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When I walk into a room, my personal soundtrack plays.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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When this shirt goes on, my pants go off.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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White Tee Shirt Contest Winner
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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WWJD if HE was drowning?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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You're really loud, can you please just let me RIP?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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[sarcasm] .... [/sarcasm]
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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[sarcasm] [/sarcasm]
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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