ROCK HITS SCISSORS, MAKES SPARK, STARTS PAPER ON FIRE. ROCK WINS.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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QUICK! Put my shirt on inside out and pretend you don't know me!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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...THEN THE LAZY DOG SUED THE QUICK BROWN FOX FOR TRESPASSING.
of 13 votes, 54% like it
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Let me guess...
your name is...
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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"I'd wear it"
is the new
"Um, stupid".
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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"Um, stupid" is the new "I'd wear it".
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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LET'S ASK THE MAGIC T SHIRT!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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PRETENTIOUS APHORISM
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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BADGER WITH A MIGRAINE
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Malfunctioning hyper-drive? Take it to a quantum mechanic.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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100% cotton on the outside, 100% rotten on the inside.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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DEATH PANEL CANDIDATE
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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IT'S JUST WONDERFUL... TO KNOW... how great... YOU think... I am.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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DEATH
PANEL
SURVIVOR
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The so-called "VOTING" for these slogans is a BLAGOJEVI
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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HOLD STILL! BE QUIET!
(There's a __ on your __! I'll swat it.)
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Thy bounteous form pleaseth me, Wench! There is a stirring below!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I hereby sentence you to the Twitter maximum of 140 characters.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Decapitate the Goal-Attainers!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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"RAT SLINGSHOT" is an anagram of
"T SHIRT SLOGAN
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I SURVIVED...
a half-hour drive...
in a
SMART CAR!!!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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ROLL OVER WITH MOUSE TO ACTIVATE.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Oh, YEAH? Well, all YOUR slogans are "UM, STUPID" TOO!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'VE HAD ENUFF!!!
I'm calling your blough, Tough Stough!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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We miss you, Uncle Walter...
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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IT'S REALLY A PLEASURE... for you... to be this close... to me.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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SUBBOURBON:
is when you live under a distillery.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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SUBOURBON:
when you live under a whiskey bottle.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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HONEST SWEAT
COLLECTION AREAS
<---------------------->
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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