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meloncauliflowr aka victoria helen is a 19.28 year old girl, has been a member since February 20, 2005, has scored 1954 submissions, giving an average score of 1.34.

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Nov 27 '05 by meloncauliflowr

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grandparents

mine are bitches.
IS THIS NORMAL?

i ask only cos ive just returned from an hour long lecture on
how i need to
'getmyweightdown"

and i think im about to scream.

so really,
does yr grandma bake cookies?
and would you like mine?

:X

lenabean on Nov 27 '05 at 1:19pm

my grammas a lesbian

lenabean on Nov 27 '05 at 1:19pm

she doesnt bake cookies. she lives in las vegas and gambles.

Bramish on Nov 27 '05 at 1:20pm

My grandad 'grifts' me a £20 note every time I see him. Regardless of that, he's quite possibly the nicest man I've ever met.

WelcomeToMyDreams on Nov 27 '05 at 1:21pm

no, my grandma is like that too.
but shes cool, i guess...........................................................

only cuz i got $50 for my bday from her :)

meloncauliflowr on Nov 27 '05 at 1:24pm

hahaha.
my grandparents wont pay for namebrand soda
but they give my sister and i tons of cash.
those are the nice ones, haha, its the ones that live down here you have to watchout for. :X atttttacccck.

bramish,
is this man looking to adopt?

Bramish on Nov 27 '05 at 1:27pm

Sure, if you want to move to Northern England... he's not so mobile these days.

stickymike on Nov 27 '05 at 1:36pm

my grandma co-signed $40,ooo in school loans so far

my other grandparents and my great grandma are some of the best people I know, I love them all to death

elle_the_great on Nov 27 '05 at 1:38pm

my grandmas insane
shes too upset about the squirrels outside
her window.
she has no time to complain about my weight.

:|

stickymike on Nov 27 '05 at 1:43pm

oh and

"i ask only cos ive just returned from an hour long lecture on
how i need to
'getmyweightdown" "

thats pretty bullshitty

I hope youre not one to let things like this get into you head

If only your grandparents knew what an eating disorder was. jesus H, you cant even joke about weight with women, much less be serious

are your grandparents fashion models?

tesko on Nov 27 '05 at 1:48pm

my nan's a whispy chinned bitch

meloncauliflowr on Nov 27 '05 at 1:48pm

alright, taking care of these one at a time.

ellethegreat, im sorry about yrs. you can borrow my nice ones. theyre old and have a farm and scrimp on ketchup.

and stickymike. hah, yea it was. the irony is that hes fat. :X fatter than me by far. and, haha, i actually had an ED for a couple of years and thats when i was "most attractive" in his words.

ARENT THEY JUST DARLING?

and also, yr grandparents are amazing. i like reading about everyones cute families. teehee.

haha, i didnt intend for this to be a drama blog.
whooooops.

FionaB on Nov 27 '05 at 1:49pm

well...
my grandma is a hippie
and my grandfather worked in the airforce until he was able to retire
but they are divorced now and my grandmother gets a check every month from the airforce that is part of my grandfather's retirement money
but If she remarries that check is gone
so shes just been living with her boyfriend for about 20 years so she can steal my grandfathers money
nice eh?
but i still love her some how
and my gandfather is a serious drinker who writes depressing poetry about how he doesnt want to be forgotten and is now married to a woman who is a gold digger...and sells Avon

ACANTHUS on Nov 27 '05 at 2:01pm

MY GRAND PARENTS I HAVE NEVER KNOWN AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME ..........sometimes i kidnapp the odd old biddie or two just for a while and tell them how i'm doing fine and my life is not so bad.............then i let them go in the woods

loserbeech on Nov 27 '05 at 2:04pm

Today was time for my weekly 'why no one will ever marry you' lecture from my grandad. Joy.

phasma on Nov 27 '05 at 2:14pm

my living pair of grandparents are ultra-conservative, racist, terribly strong christians that like to lecture. a lot.

my beliefs and values differ a lot from theirs.

steve_swartz on Nov 27 '05 at 7:14pm

mine are dead.

late in life, one of my grandmothers loved to steal pretzel goldfish from bowls in cocktail lounges. she'd bring along a big carpetbag when we went out to dinner. once we found out she swung that way, we just called ahead to let management know that we'd cover things on our bill. the barmaids would follow along behind her and refill the bowls, so she could double-dip.

Candiru on Nov 27 '05 at 10:33pm

thats pretty funny. they always tell me to gain weight and i feel bad when they say the opposite to my sister cuz we're the practically the same height and weight. it really shows the difference in culture.

and yes, there is a right culture.

Teh HAM! on Nov 27 '05 at 10:40pm

I'm down to one grandparent, and she feels the need to tell everyone stuff about herself that no one wants to here. Oh, and this has nothing to do with your question, but you're from Galveston, TX. and that is awesome.

lenabean on Nov 28 '05 at 12:00am

i remember one time when my grandpa on my dads side played pretty pretty princess with me

littlem on Nov 28 '05 at 12:03am

my grandparents are no longer alive...and the only 'Gram' I ever knew, was a golden hearted woman:)

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