Ady bear
aka ady-obviously is a 35.3 year old boy, has been a member since February 19, 2005, has scored 164 submissions, giving an average score of 3.18.
HELLO YOU,hey we all like a laugh,what with the world going crazy as it is,
put down one of those "its so bad its good"type jokes(nothing sexist or rascist,if your gonna write that you can fuck off now)
here's mine(from the late tommy cooper):
two cannibal's eating a clown,one says to the other "does this taste funny to you"
yeah i know it's shit,well c'mon then put one down!!
My favourite BAD joke was one that my little Kieran (when I was a nanny) came up with when I was attempting to school him in the subtleties of the knock-knock joke.
There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "it's getting pretty hot in here." Then the other muffin says "AHHH!! A talking muffin!"
(actually, that one always makes me laugh)
and then there's this one:
"You've got updog on your shirt."
"What's up dog?"
there is two lumber works working at a saw mill. they work at the saw mill for a week once a year. one year a man's leg gets cut off. so his friend puts his leg in a plastic bag to perserve it, brought his leg and his friend to the hospital and the guy got it reattached, the next day the man sees his frined running (the one who got his leg cut off)and says to himself "wow surgery is amazing" so the next year his friends arm gets cut off. the man puts his frineds arm in a bag to perserve it and brings the arm and the man to the hospital. the guy got his arm reattached. the next day the guy sees his frined playing tenis (the guy who got his arm cut off)and says to himself "wow surgery is amazing. so the next year his frineds head gets cut off, he puts his head in a bag to perserve it and brings his frined and his frineds head to the hospital. the next day the man did not see his frined so he went to the hospital and said to the doctor"what happened to my frined?" and the docotr replies "he is dead" the man is shocked and asks why. then the doctor says " some idiot put his head in a bag and the poor guy sufacated to death".
that is the most lame joke i have ever heard but the stupidity f it made me laugh. and no i did not make up that joke.
VinylRichie, at 3:42am on Aug 18, 2005
Ouch. these are terrible!
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taz-pie, at 3:45am on Aug 18, 2005
yup. i totally agree : )
but ady bear was asking for the stupidest jokes...
my worst is sites like:
http://www.cleanfunnyjoke.com/index.php?b=16&t=1198
never in my life have i come across such a bunch of self-congratulating idiots, fit-inducing smily faces, and deep meanngful quotes like "The message below is true. · · · The message above is false. · · · Which one is right??
glad you agree TFM. those idiots are sitting there on that blog, sharing their dancing bananas, and favourite starwars pics, using as many exclamation marks as humanly possible...
Papa tomatoe and son tomatoe where taking a walk. Son tomatoe was really slow so little by little son tomatoe was getting left behind. Then all of the sudden papa tomatoe turns around walks up to sonny tomatoe and says:
My roommate used to tell a variety of shock value jokes centered around the phrase "dead babies", and even though it's very wrong, I couldn't help but laugh. I'm a terrible person.
Example - *hide your children* -
What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies?
from oxfordshire,uk.im a music freak,i enjoy a good book,fine cheese and a good pint of ale.
i like to eat flesh
these are a few of my favorite things:
comedy-bill hicks,john shuttleworth,christpher morris,and 'ol classics like tommy cooper and les dawson
film s - primer,twelve angry men,city of god,zatoichi,crossing the bridge
music -okay.........Cardiacs(BEST band ever in my book)condor moments,cornielius,Joanna Newsom,Shoogleniftly, Stomp,Flook,Nick Drake,Bellowhead,Karine Polwart,Peter Gabriel/Early Genesis,Velvet Underground,Sufjan Stevens,Lou Rhodes,Last Night's Fun,Peatbog Faieries,Elliot Smith,Colorblind James Experience,The Fall,Neutral Milk Hotel,The The,Sea Nymphs,Spratley's Japs,Mr & Mrs Smith,William D Drake,Lake Of Puppies,Divine Comedy,Pelican,Jesu,Skatalites,Taraf de Haidouks,Tom Waits,Marc Saul,Lords,Sigour ros,Pink Floyd,John Martyn,Nina Simone,Lee Morgan,Jimmy Smith,Stevie Wonder,Marvin Gaye,Led Zepplin,Hot Club de Paris,Battles,Elbow,Jaga Jazzist,Talk Talk,Polyphonic Spree,XTC,Mother Earth,New Fast Automatic Daffodils,Wedding Present, Emiliana Torrini,Throwing Muses,Sons & Daughters,Captain Beefheart,Son Of Dave,Home,Duke Ellington,Judee Sill,Arab Strap,This Mortal Coil,Scritti Polliti,Prefab Sprout,Jurrasic 5,M83,Count Basie,Grandaddy,Ed Hardcourt,Steve Reich,Sikth,White Magic,Cocteau Twins,Gregory Isaacs,King Tubby,Don Drummond,Fiery Furnaces,Clor,Mogwai,Part Chimp,ELO,Gomez,Pixes,James Brown,Loose Fur,Jim O'Rourke JTQ,Pavement,Godspeed,corduroy,Joni Mitchell...... I like many styles from mainly folk to loud instrumental distortion to funk to world to wherever. not into chart commercial bullshit.
fruit -pears
vegtable-brussel sprouts,cabbage.
author - bret easton ellis,clive clevenger,will self.
fave song of all time-cannonball by the breeders
dessert-vanilla ice cream.
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