Ady bear
aka ady-obviously is a 35.44 year old boy, has been a member since February 19, 2005, has scored 164 submissions, giving an average score of 3.18.
a couple of years ago i had a donor kebab(yes i was drunk)and as a result didnt sleep for 10 days,exploded out of both orrifices continueously,lost 2 and a half stone in weight and nearly went mad.
i haven't touched one since.
anyone else have a shite food experience?
Veeeeery bad milk. I downed the whole glass because it has hotcholatte which who's yummy goodness blocked the after taste by like five seconds. I swear there were chunks.
How could I forget!
I had UNOs Pizza once (and only once!), then late at night I woke up funny. I had to throw it all up, with extremely high pressure, that it was so bad I had black french olives shooting from my nose!
Even later the next day, there were still more olives left in my nose chambers that I sneezed and shot out again!
Once, on a school outing, I got food poisoning at a WMCA in Haworth, West Yorkshire, England, Earth. It was a dodgy ham salad, needless to say everybody who enjoyed the ham salad on the evening, did not enjoy the repercussions that night.
I recall being on the top bed of a bunk, & leaning over to hurl, only to project the rancid contents of my stomach all over one of my school chums in the bed below. He'd had the cheese salad, so I guess it was rough justice. A vat was rolled into the dorm, & became the focal point for many a green schoolboy over the next few hours. Next day, the said YMCA was closed & burnt to the ground, & parents called to pick up the walking wounded. Still like ham though.
a few years ago i had a wendy's hamburger and had the worst food poisoning of my life...constant trips to the bathroom ending with pukes and number two's and such and i couldn't sleep either.
i don't actually know if it was due to my sandwich from Schlotzky's deli, but seeing as how i puked and shat simultaneously -the same exact liquids- could not stand up for very long, had cold sweats and lost a ton of weight a day after eating there, i have my suspicions. I can't go back. I used to love it. now if i even think about eating there, i get nauseous. mental association is amazing.
it was a fall festival, at my girfriends brother's school (4th grade) anyway it was non-stop candy and sweet treats. there was also a cake walk! we won a chocolate cake that was from VONS. when we get home we begin to eat the cake, i didnt want anymore but my girlfriend made me eat what she didnt finish. after that i went home and sat around for a while, then it started. i was hurling everywhere!! and the worst part about it? i could taste everything and it was all sweet and chocolatey! i had sweet chocolatey vomit! now i cant eat chocolate cake without remembering how my vomit tasted like.
Food poisoning can take up to 72 hours to effect you, so it isn't always the last thing you ate. But humans - who are the only species who actually get food poisoning, lucky us - always ALWAYS associate it with the last thing they remember eating.
They did studies on kids going into chemo and just before their first therapy session, they'd offer them several kinds of ice cream. Then they'd offer it again a little while later, and not a single kid picked the same kind of ice cream, because they associated that ice cream with how bad chemotherapy made them feel.
AND, on that:
When I was a teenager, I had poor housekeeping habits and would keep garbage in my room for much longer than it should have been there. For instance, half a peach slurpee. For about two months. And when I was studying one night, I had a fresh slurpee of the same size and placed it beside the two month old peach slurpee and when I reached for a sip, I picked up the wrong glass and got a mouthful of rotten, warm, vile-tasting mold-chunky liquid. I didn't swallow any, thank god, but I used a great quantity of soap and listerine to wash the taste out of my mouth.
Then I ran around cleaning my room.
that'll teach you. half of our dinnerare and glasses had to be rescued constantly from my sister's room, and often just thrown out to avoid cleaning.
if you wanna get scientific, feet, maybe this happens more with teenage girls due to some prehistoric 'nesting and hoarding' issue still active in the brain?
Potentially, but for me I think it's more of a "lazy and a pack rat" issue. ;) My brother was just as bad. I don't know how you were brought up, but my parents were lax in their delegation of chores and - despite many threats and a lot of yelling - my brother and I never cleaned our rooms, or made our beds, or did the dishes.
Our chores were to rake the yard in the fall (including picking up the rotten apples that fell off the tree), shovel the snow and ice off the sidewalk, cleaning the bathtub (if I'd used any fancy oils or conditioners) and vacuuming.
And sometimes our own laundry. But not often.
I:
mowed 3 acres.
did laundry- which included line drying
feeding a kennel of dogs- including hosing thier shit off the concrete
feeding horses (2)
feeding chickens
feeding cats
skimmed the pool
'washed the house' i guess it does sound funny, but we hosed it down
picked up pincones and sticks- involved in mowing
and cleaned my room. i was never told to, i'm just anal like that. sometimes i'd rearrange it into different 'themes'. sounds queer, don't it? well, the theme was usually mad scientist lab or haunted house, so...
The night I got engaged, we went to a seafood restaurant. I had the scallop something or other. Then we went to see Phantom of the Opera in Los Angeles. My dress was too tight. I couldn't breathe. I felt dizzy. After the show, we left and that was the longest car ride ever. I had my head out the window, like a dog. I was sweating bullets. When we got to our hotel, I ran up to the room and just made it to the toilet. Ick. How romantic. Don't think I've had scallops ever since.
I've received crippling food poisoning from the same restaurant 3 times...it's not easy to find a good Buddhist restaurant in these parts...
When I was at school you could buy apricot squares for 1c each (little cubes of reconstituted dried apricot coated in sugar). A kid in my class boasted that she had $1 lunch money & was gonna blow it on these tasty little confections & scoff the lot herself...
True to her word, she returned from lunch looking a little worse for wear. Halfway through the class she rose from her desk & bolted for the door...meanwhile vomiting bright orange goo in which she subsequently slipped & fell. She had apricot vomit up the back of her uniform & in her hair...all for the benefit of her smugly appreciative classmates.
Not since Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river has there been such a pertinent moral tale for the gluttons amongst us...
a varitable concoction of .....pasta, eggs, tomato, carrots, peas, corn, oregeno, italian seasoning,, oranges, bananas, chocolate sauce, vinegar, and the piece de resistance.........canned salmon...simmered to perfection over an open flame for 45 minutes and stirred vigourously.......
I was eating pie once.. someone made me laugh really hard.. the pie crust attempted to escape out of my nose.. in the process cutting up the inside of my nose. I bled for a stuck pig until I finnally went to the hospital.
Also, my friend has fajitas at a resteraunt near my house, and the waitress dropped the plate.. which is actually one giant plate, with many small very hot plates on it, onto my friends face..
After that first encounter, wouldn't you kinda just stop with the fast food? I suppose you just had to persist until you die of metal in your throat. Stupid fast food.
Food alergies...I guess that almost dying from eating seafood would qualify under this category...
A while back I didn't even know I was so alergic to it but I found that out one hour after eating fryed calamaries. I started swelling up, inside and outside. I stoped breathing and collapsed. When I came back to my senses, I was laying in the middle of the street, a whole lot of people around me and I heard a little boy say:-Look, mom...Freddy kruger!!!
I've seen 2 Wendy's mentions so far, my sister once got hives from a Wendy's burger.
I on the other hand have had the good fortune to accidentaly eating a bowl of cereal full of dead ant-like insects with wings when I was in midddle school. They were in a box of Raisen Bran, the box read "more fiber added" and I didn't inspect it enough to know it wasn't some kind of tiny black bran, but a bowl full of cornflakes and insects with tiny bran-like legs.
I promtly vomited all over my the floor of my mom's room and side of the tv.
Once I needed my system cleared to I had to drink a gallon of Salty water, but for SOME REASON it was flavored CHERRY. It taste like salty watered down cool-aide. I kept gagging and gurgleing it up because it taste so horrid. TO THIS DAY I cannot STAND anything cherry or cannot bring myself to taste flavored salt-water taffy.
CAT SOUP : few years ago I had a trip to the most native island in my country. There, I met some very - very nice poeple, when dinner time comes they offer me something, its looks so yummy after I'm finished it, I asked them what the heck was that yummy thing ??? And they answer my question ( innocently ) " it was a cat soup" and that what makes all of that yummy thing go Jackpot out of my body, Yuk...
One time I was in Brazil at this buffet type restuarant... but it was kinda fancy. Anyway, all I liked was the shrimp and sushi, and I ate a LOT of shrimp.
The next morning we were going on a tour, and I held the whole group for like half an hour because I was in the bathroom feeling extremely sick and disgusting. They threatened to leave without my family. It was unpleasant.
I found a bowl of Oreos under the couch at my parents house, it looked like it had been there for like a month. I took the curdled death outside to dump it out and threw up a lot.
One morning me and a few friends were having breakfast at this little family restaurant and the was an old man sitting across from us by himself. In mid bite I heard this stange noise... *haaawharrf*. I looked over and the old dude had apparently sneeze-barfed becuase he hab corn-beef hash coming out his nose and mouth. Needless to say...it was time for the check.
i was at this african restaurant in florida and i picked up this banana thing thinking " i like banana, it can't be that bad" but man i was wrong. theres no way to describe it..
I was eating a chicken sandwich, and I took a sip of water. Well, I my friend said something that made me laugh quite hard, and I did my best to keep from spitting the water out. Well, by doing that I snorted the chicken up into my nose. I had to blow the chicken out of my nose. =[
o man my mom was trying out new stuff for diner and she made us eat this stuff that looked like throw up on a piece of bread! and it was so gross tasdting it was all salty and gross
in my freshman year at college, back when Denny's used to give you a free meal on your birthday, a group of friends and i had gone to redeem my free dinner and hang out. i ordered and my free meal came with a dinner salad, the waitress brought mine and two other's salads to the table at the sametime. i was halfway through my salad when i looked down and laying in the center of the plate was a cricket, perfectly sliced in half . i told my friends with salads to stop eating, we started looking for the missing bottom half of the cricket in our salads but had no luck. i'm not sure the waitress ever believed us, she had this positivly incredulous expression when she took my plate and almost refused to take the others salads. i think about that everytime i eat a salad in a restaurant now...
from oxfordshire,uk.im a music freak,i enjoy a good book,fine cheese and a good pint of ale.
i like to eat flesh
these are a few of my favorite things:
comedy-bill hicks,john shuttleworth,christpher morris,and 'ol classics like tommy cooper and les dawson
film s - primer,twelve angry men,city of god,zatoichi,crossing the bridge
music -okay.........Cardiacs(BEST band ever in my book)condor moments,cornielius,Joanna Newsom,Shoogleniftly, Stomp,Flook,Nick Drake,Bellowhead,Karine Polwart,Peter Gabriel/Early Genesis,Velvet Underground,Sufjan Stevens,Lou Rhodes,Last Night's Fun,Peatbog Faieries,Elliot Smith,Colorblind James Experience,The Fall,Neutral Milk Hotel,The The,Sea Nymphs,Spratley's Japs,Mr & Mrs Smith,William D Drake,Lake Of Puppies,Divine Comedy,Pelican,Jesu,Skatalites,Taraf de Haidouks,Tom Waits,Marc Saul,Lords,Sigour ros,Pink Floyd,John Martyn,Nina Simone,Lee Morgan,Jimmy Smith,Stevie Wonder,Marvin Gaye,Led Zepplin,Hot Club de Paris,Battles,Elbow,Jaga Jazzist,Talk Talk,Polyphonic Spree,XTC,Mother Earth,New Fast Automatic Daffodils,Wedding Present, Emiliana Torrini,Throwing Muses,Sons & Daughters,Captain Beefheart,Son Of Dave,Home,Duke Ellington,Judee Sill,Arab Strap,This Mortal Coil,Scritti Polliti,Prefab Sprout,Jurrasic 5,M83,Count Basie,Grandaddy,Ed Hardcourt,Steve Reich,Sikth,White Magic,Cocteau Twins,Gregory Isaacs,King Tubby,Don Drummond,Fiery Furnaces,Clor,Mogwai,Part Chimp,ELO,Gomez,Pixes,James Brown,Loose Fur,Jim O'Rourke JTQ,Pavement,Godspeed,corduroy,Joni Mitchell...... I like many styles from mainly folk to loud instrumental distortion to funk to world to wherever. not into chart commercial bullshit.
fruit -pears
vegtable-brussel sprouts,cabbage.
author - bret easton ellis,clive clevenger,will self.
fave song of all time-cannonball by the breeders
dessert-vanilla ice cream.
Jul 14 '05 by
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