Where there's smoke, there's smoke.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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How can you say my life is not a success?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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How can you say my life is not a success?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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The universe is becoming a bore.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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In heaven, an angel is nobody in particular.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Do not try to live forever.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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obsolete children
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Growing old, it's interesting.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I am not a member of any organized party
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Never fight with inanimate objects.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Don't blame God--he's only human.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Never floss
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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The average dog is nicer than the average person.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Only God helps the badly dressed.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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do nothing, and then to rest
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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There was never a saint with red hair.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Abstained from beans.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Hell is full of dirty housewives.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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If you want an audience, start a cat fight.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I do not like noise, unless I make it myself.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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It is certain that everything is uncertain.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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If the hat fits, it's not on sale.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Life is too short to balance a checkbook.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I'm metric!
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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laugh without puke.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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not reading poetry is also cool
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I've been on a calendar
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Springer's guest
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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illiterate people hate alphabet soup
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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die young as late as possible.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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bad luck to superstitious.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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If I'm not there, carry on.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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God takes care of fools, drunks, and Canada.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I made up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Your life story would not make a good book.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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you have the same chance whether you play or not.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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My favorite animal parmigiana veal
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Junk is the important part of a balanced diet.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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In real life, there is no such thing as algebra.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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arrive late, leave early.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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No animal is so inexhaustible as an excited infant.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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incest gets you involved with relatives.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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smoking is a leading cause of statistic.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Flowers grow out of dark moments
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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work fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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No man is ever old enough to know better.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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drugs are really expensive in prison.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Whatever advice you give, be short.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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God will forgive me; that's his business.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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History: gossip well told.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I often wonder what the lord finds in us
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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baldness is neat.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Jesus was a bachelor.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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If it weren't for electricity, I'd be surfing by candlelight.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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America is one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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If you can't make it good, make it look good.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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You, Too, Can Start a Software Firm
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Coffee really is my cup of tea.
of 33 votes, 61% like it
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Only vegetables are happy.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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The only way out is always through.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Cheese: milk's leap toward immortality.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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good war, bad peace.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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All my best ideas were stolen by the ancients.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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Nanotechnology is to be taken in very small doses.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Grow angry slowly
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Beauty will save the world.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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It ain't bragging if you really done it.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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History repeats history.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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No sane man will refuse to dance.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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May the devil take him by the heels and check out his shoes
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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golf is as an expensive way of playing marbles.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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My cat does not talk as respectfully to me as I do to her.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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I don't even know what street Canada is on
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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make the wrong mistake.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I try to worry, and I can't.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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stupidity is not my handicap.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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where did the monkey spring from?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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A dog is the only one that loves you more than you love yourself.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Everything has been done.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from people
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Don't stay in bed...unless you can make money in bed.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Never lend stuff to anyone to whom you have given birth.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Never accept a drink from me
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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God invented man and I can do better than that.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Life is too short for traffic.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Earth:God's golf ball
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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War does not determine who is right--only who is left.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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War is like love, it always finds a way
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Vote for the man who promises least
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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relax and enjoy the crisis
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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eternity is too long, specially the end.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Tomorow I was in the present
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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each day, I eat many different animals
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Pog champion 1992
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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Let's get dizzy
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I listen to music backward
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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I come from foreign
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Imagine me with a mustache
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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My life is RGB
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I found some porn on the internet
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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this is not a manga shirt
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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