Don't shake it off, plot your revenge!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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The man who invented high heels should be shot!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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You Tube + Twitter + Facebook = YOUTWITFACE = MILLIONAIRE!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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What did we do before Google?
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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One should be openminded but not so much that the brain falls out
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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There's not enough room to explain the meaning of life...
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Whatever!...Your mom works @ McD's!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Everyone! Magic Eyes are a Myth!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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U Turn... No Intelligent Life Here!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Stuff?...I'm more into Things!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Whose gift is this?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I love turtles.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Shortbread...they don't make it any longer!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Regular people are celebrities who didn't make the grade!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Stand back...I know Aromatherapy
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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You can't hide here!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I work for idiots!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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The devil u know is better than the devil u don't
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I wish I was a duck!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Ride the horse in the direction that it is going.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I just ate some Skittles.Wanna taste the rainbow?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I wear shoes to bed
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Backwards is the new forwards
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I like the inside of my eyelids
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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You owe me 10 bucks
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Dolce and Banana
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Trojan donkey
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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cut 'n paste
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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down the hatch
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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coooooooooooooooeeeeeeeee
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Because Y is a crooked letter
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Unusually Different
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I was a nudest in a former life
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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U fully sick bro
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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straighty one eighty
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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technocolorishous
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Lotto saved my Life
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I consider myself Generation "A" I actually have manner
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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All good things come to those who want it enough.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Life is NOT a rehersal...
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I was the "before" model...not happy!!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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It's true..NOTHING rhymes with orange!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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You're as much use as a fart in a spacesuit!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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When I was wee, I thought that carrots grew on trees!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'll always give you the bigger half!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Professional Millionaire
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Apparently I have a telephone voice!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Career: Professional Bed Tester.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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How fun would it be to live in a musical?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Joke's on you mate!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I actually enjoy being an outcast.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If in doubt...nod and agree!
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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My goldfish knows all of my secrets...
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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