Obesity killed the cat.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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When you're hot you're hot. When you're dead you're dead.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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People like you make me hate people like you.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Holy Water: The Splashin' of the Christ!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I don't mean what I say, but you know what I mean.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Communion: It's a Splashin' of the Christ!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Save me, not my soul.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I'm better than never.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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DARE to do drugs and alcohol
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I <3 my biceps.
of 43 votes, 0% like it
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If Nuns love God so much, why don't they just marry him?
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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When life feels overwhelming, remember that you are going to die.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Seeming is Believing.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Being Edgy is for Squares.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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In case of party, remove shirt.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Being Edgy is for Squares
of 60 votes, 32% like it
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Morbid Obesity Killed The Cat.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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Too Sexy to Take My Shirt Off.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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HUMBLE GUM! What Would Jesus Chew?
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I am emotionally dependent on New York.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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127% of all statistics are made up.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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Hugs: $10
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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In Case of Gamma Rays Rip Shirt Open.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Shirt will self destruct at first sign of Ladies.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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If Hell existed, I'd be burning in it.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Narcissism: Man's only friend.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the hell away. God hates you.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I'm almost as cool as smoking.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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There's a crayon in my bain.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me.
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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theRAPISTS are always there to get something off your chest.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Putting the Laughter back in "Manslaughter" since 1993!
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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There's an ounce of truth in every pound of Bullshit.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Korea's got Seoul.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Less Talk More Wok
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Clever though I may be, a jenius I am not.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Really Really Really Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Same crap, different day.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Tan lines are the new six pack.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Eviscerating the Proletariat since 1947
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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I went to Threadless.com and all I got was this stupid shirt.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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Voting is for dirty, dirty republicans.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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NASCAR: Faster than a speeding mullet.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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You can't spell Manslaughter without laughter!
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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May Contain Peanuts.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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.dlrow elohw yM
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Almost as cool as smoking.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I don't speak foreign.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Nice Guys Finish Fast.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Drunken Tiger, Hidden Flagon
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Looks like someone's in a sticky wickitt...
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, cry cry again.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Your Man-Suit does not fool me, foul ape!
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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Incompetence: There's no limit to what you can't do.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Why is all the rum gone?
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Something Witty.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Beauty is only a light-switch away.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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No. Not you. The pretty one.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I pity the fool who quotes Mr. T
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Happiness is a Flying Hampster Ninja.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Ice cream comes from Arctic cows.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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There's no limit to what you can't do.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Vote for Douchebag
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Algebra is nothing more than the lesbian sister of Biology.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Everyone is special but me.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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In the land of the naked, the man with only a shirt is king.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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All Generalizations Are False.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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I Ate a Cornish Game Hen.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Objects in shirt may be larger than they appear.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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The only voices I should be hearing are the ones inside my head.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I'm wearing the product of child labor. And it's very comfortable
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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The Gun Show has been postponed indefinitely.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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The leprechaun tells me to burn things.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I'm like Superman, but without powers or motivation.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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Alliteration: Always awesome after archery accidents.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Am I awake yet?
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Women: Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I was attacked by a shark. (it was a small one)
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I hear their periods attract BEARS.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Do Not Read This.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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No Dumping.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I came, I saw, I bought a T-shirt.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Learn to delegate; blame other people!
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Yakov Smirnov called. He wants his generic, overused joke back.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I take my vengeance with a side of decapitation.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not a god, I'm just super neat!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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That's enough, John Mayer.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Vote Communist. At least then we all suffer together!
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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If Einstein's so smart, how come he's dead?
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I believe you have my stapler.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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I'm not desperate. I'm just enthusiastic.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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King of Schwing
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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It's not rocket surgery.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Captain Superman
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Want I should crush you?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Ninjas stole my lunch money!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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I'm a philosophizer.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I just smoked a buncha' crack!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I've got a Threadless tan.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Don't be a menace to South Central
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Your soul is mine. Sucker.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Violence isn't the answer. But it's a good guess.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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If you can't say something sarcastic, don't say anything at all.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Brazillian Mud-Wrestling Champion
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Eat my shirts.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Fog has no silver lining.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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I am immune to your sarcasm.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Swimmers do it in the pool.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I have a phobia for idiots. You scare me.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Made in Elbonia
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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It's not premarital if you're not going to get married.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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Today is talk like a pirate day. Yarrr.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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Show me a Ninja Monkey and I'll show you a smile.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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NOBODY PANIC! I'm a Zoologist.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Eat My Pantaloons.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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My Humps. My Humps. My Lovely Lady Lumps.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Pirates stole my lunch money!
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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FREE WILLY (Limit One Per Customer)
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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You can only see this shirt if you're gay.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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OMG, NO!
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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That's it. I'm moving to Canada.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Don't listen to me. He's schizophrenic.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Ask me about my T-Shirt.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Fcuk.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Dull conversations have no point.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Professional Bamboozler
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Who's Norris and why should I chuck him?
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Don't Eat Beef! Eat Deer.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Faster and Furiouser.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Alzheimer's: Forget about it.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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I'm not the droid you're looking for.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Giggity Giggity Giggity. Giggity Goo.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I gagoogled her gafloigutty.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Make like a tree, and go away.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Sometimes, you need to shave your juevos
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Mental disorders add color to society.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I am a jenius.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I've always hated you the most.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Who IS John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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What is this, a shirt for ants?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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RPG: That's how I role.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I think you know what you think I know.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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The special ingredient is marijuana.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Homophobia is gay.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Quiet, you.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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You do NOT talk about fight clu- ...
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Children are a renewable resource.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Your IQ is half your bodyweight.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I fell down some stairs.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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I'm god's consolation prize to women.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I'M COO-COO FOR flat rate taxation.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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The Schwinn is mightier than the Ford.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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PROFESSIONAL HORNSWAGGLER
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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i h@TE PPl WH0 tYPe LiK THi$.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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ALIENS: This time it's plural...
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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climb aboard the enthusiasm expressway.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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We must not be asunder.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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You rock my cradle.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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<(*.*<) <(*.*)> (>*.*
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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No Autographs, Please. (Ok, Fine.)
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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