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Ross Brodie
is a boy, has been a member since April 10, 2009, has scored 3 submissions, giving an average score of 5.00, helping 0 designs get printed.
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Sucking off my bandwidth
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Put your head in a ridiculous place
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Crowdsourced Superstar
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Romance Warrior
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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CRIME
X
marks the spot
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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YOU ARE A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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you dont have to be single!!!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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You Win the Internet
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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you wastin my minutes.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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you're on my team
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You're Sucking All My Bandwidth
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You've activated my trap card
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Your feedback will be submitted
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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zero in the denominator
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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/¯\(°_o)/¯\
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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1-800-EAT-SHIT
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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100% BEAST
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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1000% Pure Man
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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1000 Years of Pain
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Made with Windows movie maker
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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two-dimensional organism
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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u r the noob
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Un-anti-politically non-incorrect
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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unable-to-text-back syndrome
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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UNDERAGE USER!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Unicorn Kid
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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unintentional porn
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Universal Problem Solver
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Unlimited*
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Be safe whilst reading, avoid Unprotected Text
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Unused cock muscle
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Urban Cougar
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This is a Wardrobe Malfunction.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This Warrior needs food badly.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Waste of Flesh
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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We Believe You, Captain America
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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We Deceive, You Believe
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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we get signal
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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who wants to be a millionare
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Transferent Loser
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Transit Mental Meditation
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Transformer-sexual
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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TRIPLE ANNIHILATION BEAM
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Raised in a teen tattooing joint
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Text Deficiency Syndrome
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Text Bomb
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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This is textual harassment
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Does this message give you Textual Satisfaction?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Don't read This, it's a Textually Transmitted Disease!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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You have been textually violated
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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That's funny because...
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Tier 2 Tech Support
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Time Person of the Year
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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to be completely honest
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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torrent freak
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Taser heart attack
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Taste My Justice
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Tectonic Meat Slippage
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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tourette, touretted, touretting, FU^CK!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Take a page from my book... oh, I use a Kindle.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Internet tiring you out? Use Tab Energy Drink
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Swipe Before you Wipe
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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sword of a thousand noobs
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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systematic relocation of the underlings
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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spreading like a wind-blown brush fire
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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spreading legend
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Spybot - Search & Destroy
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Dr. Lector, our sea food special for today is squid pro quo.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Star Cybering
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Bad singers perform the Star Mangled banner
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Status-Bomb
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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It's not a fail, it's Strategic Incompetence
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Strategic Paraplegic
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Grew up on the streets of rage
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Strong Bad Zone
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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struck by your own shell
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Structural Reorganization
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Studying for a drug test
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Stuff Sucks
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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stuff monster
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Stupid Rule Enforcer
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Yo Dawg, we put a Subliminal Message in this Subliminal Message
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This is not a Subliminal Message
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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SATANIC SUCCESS*
*Terms and conditions apply
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Supreme Corruption
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Supreme Tyrant of the Universe
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Spacial Clutter Rage
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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so damn insane
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Social Overload
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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solar powered laserbeam guitar
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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somebody set up us the bomb
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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somebody set us up the bomb
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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sounds like a plan
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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South Texas Zombie Defense
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Off to Slay some dragons
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Skullflame Shield
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Sit back and nom nom nom
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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single barreled pump action protein rifle
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Sir drinks a lot
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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sexually frustrated soccer mom
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Sexually Transmitted Cyber Disease
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Shame About The Face
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Sharing scientific information
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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shear your precious sheep
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Shield Down, Captain America!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Shift the blame shift the shame
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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shock me like an electric eel
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Secret Diplomatic Negotiations
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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see a man about a horse
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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see more ass than a toilet seat
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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semi-productive procrastination
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Sequence Breaking
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Screen Shot Commando
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Savage Wrestling Alliance
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Savage Pack Attack
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Say something with bullets
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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scale of 1-10 like---love
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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scattered, smothered and covered
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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School comdom vending machine
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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School -- waste of my life
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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science fiction double feature
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Signals of Sexual Frustration
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Am i giving out Signals of Sexual Frustration?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Sexual Assault System
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Obey the Rules Of The Internet
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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ROBOT VOICE! ROBOT VOICE! All in favor of ROBOT VOICE!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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ROFLBATTLESHIP
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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get to the ROFLOLMAOCOPTR!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Roll your dice
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Ragefest Apocolypse
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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raging demon
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Raging Unicorn
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Rainbows And Ponies Everywhere
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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r^ped by a shark
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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r@pes in a jason mask
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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rapid deceleration syndrome
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Rational Response Squad
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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raw power move
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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real ultimate power
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You're in a reality distortion field
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Recommend for deletion button
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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reformed keyboard banger
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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release the hostages
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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release the payload
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Repeating Status Syndrome Repeating Status Syndrome
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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reprise the theme song and roll the credits
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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republican attack machine
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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resin modified glass ionomer
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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respect my conglomerate.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Ret@rded Exclamation Point
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Ret@rds Attempting Poetry
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Retired AntiHero
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Reverse Anger-Management
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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reverse walk of shame
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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rhetorical hyperinflation
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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road to treasure
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Ringtone Rapper
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Riot act. Read it to me.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Power Hungry Moderating
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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power geek with all the hook ups
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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post cool period
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Post Avatar Depression
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Politically Correct Assault Rifle
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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polar coordinates and complex numbers
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Plus One Defense Systems
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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pleasure mode
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Please say a command
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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pleasure you can't measure
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Please-Proceed-In-Restating-Your-Words
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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pittbull with lipstick
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Pilot Mode
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a pillow-biter
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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quid pro quo mofo
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Pwned to the max
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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put her through the headboard
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Push Bomb
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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pumping the shark
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Puke Job
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Public Proximity Violation
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Proximity Tech Support
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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proximity infatuation
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Projected Personal Paradox
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Project for the New American Century
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Programmatic Prostitute
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Programming / Networking Instructor
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Product Denial Syndrome
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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problem saturation
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Private military company
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Primary Mode of Transportation
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Predator Cam
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Parents Television Council
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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paranoia survivor max
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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paradox-absorbing crumple zones
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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peepin and creepin
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Passcode of Death
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Picture Ninja
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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photo bomber
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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phantom cell phone syndrome
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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phantom of the megaplex
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Personality Deficit Disorder
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Paid a thousand life points
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Orbital Bombardment
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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off to meet the wizard
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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NULLIFY YOUR OPPONENT!!!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Nullspace Energy Shield
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Nuclear Power Mutant
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Non-Real Time
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Non-Denominational Stereotype
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Nocturnal Enticement Specialist
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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no fate but what we make
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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No copyright infringement intended
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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no correspondence will be entered into
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Ninja-Commenting / Liking
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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new cute kid syndrome
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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If you take a picture of this you must have New Camera Syndrome
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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never ever again land
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Neuro-net processor inside
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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neuro-defragmentation
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Nerve Attenuation Syndrome
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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It's not moaning, it's a negatively Inclined observation.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Get to first Negative Infinity Base
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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metasyntactic variable
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Molotov everything
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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molecular biology
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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moisture-seeking mutton missile
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Modern Day Vampire
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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moderator's pet
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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mobilion similarity syndrome
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Mobile Upload
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Mobile Spank Bank
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Mobile porn studio
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Mobile PARTY
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Misleading and Bisexual
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Military Inferiority Complex (MIC)
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Might I suggest that you die
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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my computer is acting retarded
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My batteries are charged
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Mutual Friend Explosion (MFE)
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Mutally Assured Destruction
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Must See Train Wreck
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I love murder scene sex
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Multitaskerbating
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Multimedia Enthusiast
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Multi-Clicking Method
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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multi-boot ego
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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multi purpose everything tool
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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MOVE IT UP A CLICK
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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most extreme elimination challenge
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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More Evil Than Satan Himself
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Monster Energy addict
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Go on internet holiday, return with monitor tan
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Moment of Inevitability
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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molten metal punishment
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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You better have my coordinates
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I am looking at my mirror face
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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You are looking at your mirror face -- but it is not you!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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May The Bridges You Burn Light Your Way
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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maximum viewing tolerance
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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menace of destruction
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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memory crank
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Memory Gland
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Megaman Battle Network
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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megadrive overdrive
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Meeting with the investors
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Meeting Affective Disorder
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Meanwhile in Africa
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Meaningful One Night Relationship
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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mazes and monsters
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Medusa's gaze...too late! FFFFUUUUU!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Mastodon Rage
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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master and commander
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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mass-produced rebellion
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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mass-marketed non-conformism
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Mass times Acceleration
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Dare to be different because you're friends are
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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mass produced individualism
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Mass Porn Storage Device
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Marauding in the badlands
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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mandatory sex party
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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manager of ideas
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Yesterday and Tomorrow is Magnetic Flux Quantum Day!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Swims With Magical Dolphins
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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magic cost-cutting sword
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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mad as a meataxe
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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macrosexual
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Release the pressure, turn the Lust Valve
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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luncheon meat dungeon
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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lubricant may be required
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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LOWER YOUR WEAPON!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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lowest form of intelligence
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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low RAM remix
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Low Maintenance Relationship
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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low cost high velocity bullet stopper
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Love triangle offense
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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losing the fight against gravity
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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loop, endless
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Lump of lump
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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logical Youtube dislike explanation
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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logic error
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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logging the forbidden forest
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Live-Action Gaming
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Live Avatar Role Playing
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Little Baby Teeny Girl
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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lipstick on a pig
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Lap dance option dad
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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lift my luggage
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Lifted Shirt Syndrome
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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lifesuck
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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lifepartner
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Leveling up your paladin
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Let's go to work
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Katrina! Part Deux
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Keyboard Attacker
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Knowledge Bomb
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Don't make me drop the Knowledge Bomb
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Knockers on the Knockers
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I have never gotten the blue screen of death.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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A terrible pestilence... the blue screen of death.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Knock on Computer Screen
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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knights of the rectangular table
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Kiss My Ass Day
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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kill all who oppose
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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kiddie coin-op cartoon theater
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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kick ass and take initials
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Keep that camera on me
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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image board culture
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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If she smokes, she pokes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Jack Bauer Power Hour
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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it's simple: kill the batman
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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iRetard
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Internet White Knight
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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internet warrior
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Internet Cop
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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INTERNET DATING REALITY
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Instant Youtube Sensation
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Informed by Facebook
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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information systems building blocks
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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information pack rat
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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information ninja
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Ineffectual contextual sexual intellectual
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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incest is the best put your sister to the test
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS and no parachute
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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In Case We die
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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in ad 2101 war was beginning
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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In a shocking turn of events
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Improvised Explosive Device
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Improvised Expletive Device
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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heat my beans
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Sexy girls produce Intense Vascular Engorgement
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go down like Titanic
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gelatinous waste of space
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feel like welfare
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ENTERTAINMENT CENTER
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Demon Hunter
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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defrag your hard drive
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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defenders of the internets
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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defecation hits the oscillation
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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deep thought pyscho babble
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Deep In The Hole
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Do not click this unless you are 18
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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do it for the team
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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DNA Spray all over my face
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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disturbance in the Force
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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of 9 votes, 0% like it
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of 7 votes, 0% like it
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of 8 votes, 0% like it
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of 8 votes, 0% like it
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of 8 votes, 0% like it
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of 8 votes, 0% like it
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of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Completing the Triforce
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Current Traumatic Stress Disorder
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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cop a feel
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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cool like a fool in a swimming pool
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Cone of Death
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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of 13 votes, 8% like it
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of 13 votes, 0% like it
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of 13 votes, 0% like it
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of 13 votes, 0% like it
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cybernetically engineered individual
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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of 12 votes, 0% like it
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of 12 votes, 0% like it
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comedy ninja
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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of 15 votes, 0% like it
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collector defense coordinator
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Junk mail causes collateral spamage
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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colder than a nun's conundrum
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Comment Crasher
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not funny, I just have comic logic.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Kids are like small people
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Church of Voodoo Pharmacology
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Church of Cannabinology
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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of 17 votes, 12% like it
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of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Watching Blair Witch gives you a Cloverfield headache
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Chrysler Death Knock
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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chronofucked
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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of 11 votes, 9% like it
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of 11 votes, 0% like it
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of 11 votes, 0% like it
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of 11 votes, 0% like it
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of 12 votes, 0% like it
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of 10 votes, 0% like it
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CHOCK LOCK TASTES UPPER CASE
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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These chest goblins are naughty!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I love Chest Goblins
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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check your vitals
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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check her out with your pecker out
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Change the password.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Chair to keyboard interface error
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Cellular Bomber
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Cell Phone Constipation Relief
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Caught me on the reload!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Catastrophic Organ Fail
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Catastrophic Hyperplasm
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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catapult the propaganda
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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cataclysmic clusterfuck
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Carbon Proton Synthesiser
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Captivity of negativity
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If you want to be heard use Caps Lock Voice
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Drop the calm down bomb
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Caffeinated Cheerleader
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If you don't calm down I'm going to drop a calm down bomb
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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call me so i can make it juicy for you
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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candidate for insemination
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Statistic Propaganda Machine
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Bitjigger
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Compsluts love hardware
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Camera Maggot
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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If you take my picture here is my camera face
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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CameraPhoneographer
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Your pants are so tight I can read you lips!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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More money than God
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Cabbage Patch Stalker
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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But the bomb lives on
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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burger eating invasion monkey
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Vacancy at the Burnt Snake Hotel
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I'm in bunny boiler mode
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Check the bunnies in my backyard
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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...buffering......buffering......buffering...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Brutal Legend
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Box Frame Emo Glasses
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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bowel syncapation
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Boredom Epiphany
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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brotherhood 2.0
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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bro, get with the pro
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Bro Hammer Head Shark
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on Viagra
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Break Out the Celebratory Peanuts
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I've had my imagination surgically removed.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I know what's on your mind. It's on my chest.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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bombs and beating hearts
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Relocate point: now!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Blunt Force Ingenuity
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Bluetooth Commando
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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bog of eternal stench
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Body, mind and hole
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Body-Part-Devotion
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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body packer
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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body of bay watch face of crime watch
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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of 15 votes, 0% like it
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of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Blogging A Dead Horse
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Blogatonic
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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blamestorm
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Bladdersplatter
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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biologically programmed as a woman
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Bio-Slut
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Binary Extremism
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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black hole of need
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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blabbers get stabbered!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Bizarre Sexual Practice
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Big Butt Bootey Bouncer
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Take the Bieber Blast
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I am beyond photoshop
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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This Saturday: House party in Castle Wolfenstein
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Beam Shatner off the Enterprise
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Believe in the Power
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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because god hates noobs
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Life is Beating the Game on Legendary
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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beaten like a ginger stepchild
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Beastmaster Extreme
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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bearsharkocalypse
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Cannibal Jesus!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I pray to Jesus for him to eat me.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Basement hobbit buster
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Get drunk and bark at the ants
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Barf out your Starhole
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Barbie Cannibal
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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bang you out one punch
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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bakelite blowhole boy
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Anorexics are bags of broken antlers
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Badass Warrior Fighter
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Backus Syndrome
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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battlecar retardia
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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battle axe rampage
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Batman Repellent Batspray
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Back on the dragon
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Back Alley Brain Transplant
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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babble-texting
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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of 31 votes, 0% like it
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b on the scantron - b is false
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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That's not my name. I am Axelthorn Stonehammer .
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My family is scarred by awkward film sex moments
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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awkward cyber silence
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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AWESOME TIME
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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awesomage
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Awaiting passport clearance from Narnia
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Awaken the Bacon
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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In the shopping mall I can be an Automatic Door Jedi
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I ate before I hung myself causing auto-erotic regurgitation
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Auto Technotic Asphyxiation
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Autism/Aspergers Support Staff
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Auto Erotica Asphyxiation
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Life is more interesting with Auto Incorrect
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Attraction Circuitry Projection
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I suffer attraction-repulsion syndrome,
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Attempting to be funny and random
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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attention prostitute
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Attention Span Ponzi Scheme
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Attention Skank
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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attacking backwards
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Attempted boyfriend stealer
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Attack Pattern Delta
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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attack its weak point for massive damage
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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atomic turnip choke
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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atomic pimp slap
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Atomic anarchy movement
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Eat a big chunk of brain damage
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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ate a big chunk of brain damage
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Assistant Ninja
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Assembly-safe Shuriken
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Assassin's Creedgasm
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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as serious as cancer
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Armchair Traffic Cop
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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aquapedonecrophiliac
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Angry Video Game Nerd
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Insanity hot sauce
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Open the anaconda vortex
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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among us all is all of us among us
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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am-beer-dextrous
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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altoid freakazoid
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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All Star Dragon Trainer
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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all in my nasal
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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All bases of CATS were destroyed.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Some have an alter-ego. I have an alcho-ego
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Pigeons are air rats
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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AIDS vampire
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Don't be late for advanced computer applications class!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Guns don't kill people; people with guns kill people
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I will not tolerate admin abuse
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I ate so much, I look like I am having a food baby!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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You have 10 minutes with her. What do you do ?
Be creative !
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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My mental hand job
Psychic power over flesh
I came on my leg
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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We would share a cupcake.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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hold her tight. weep gently. slit her throat. keep her forever.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Read her Vogon poetry
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I hated that episode!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Everyone knows technoviking.
Your logic is flawed.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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get naked, cover self in pudding, role around floor screaming.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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put your head into a toliet and start calling mom
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Off my head on ketamine by a pool in Ibiza.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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maybe i should take a break...
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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1. this is part 1
2. part 2 isn't finished
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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OH LOOK, ITS THE EXACT SAME POSE LOL
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Say one good thing about me
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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SMOKE IT IN SECRET.
JOB DONE.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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7. Coca-Cola
8. hannibal lector
9. astronomy
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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1. Calculator
2. Jackie Chan
3. Mobile Phone
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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WHATD YOU JUST CALL ME?!
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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stick to the original format.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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un.be.lievable.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Protip to getting a chick: DO NOT WAIT FOR THEM TO COME TO YOU
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I just don't give a damn about relationships
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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send her my way!
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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i'm caputred in an eternal friend zone
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Super radiation!
Deforestation!
Smog!
Toxic!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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HypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHypeHype!!!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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pain is pleasure and you know it
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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u must f.u.c.k harder !
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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she's Brazilian...down there
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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i cry in thankfulness
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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And it was the best thread ever.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Go back to moms minivan/offing your braincells at a bar
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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i thank you for being intelligent
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Rule 14, don't feed it.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Keep wishing you were me, basement boy.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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quit projecting
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Pig
Cow
Doing something silly together
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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>economics graduate
>packing boxes
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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what is your darkest sexual fantasy
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Going shopping by yourself is fine.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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I can't hear you because I'm listening to the music
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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"because I'm busy thinking about you..."
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I have a disease which makes it painful for me to
talk to idiots
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm mute, actually.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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stare at her with a serious face.
begin pelvic thrusting
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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THIS is an insertion!
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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name it Professor Mitten-paws M.D.
your name is lame
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Prepare for trouble...
And make it doubles
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I'm switching computers.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Is that...
A nipple?!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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clean your room, god dammit!
and get naked. now!!!
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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wizard sez wat?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Capable of: Sucking and dying.
Doing Now: Sucking and dying.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Doing now: smoking some weed and doing case notes
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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What's the best part of being a necrophiliac? The freezer.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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did someone say cats
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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The Surgeon is back.
The Surgeon is inspired.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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dude, you tryin to cause seizures?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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zombie cat is not amused
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Moar gifs please
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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souce of the pale chick?
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Alright, just wondering
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Here's a higher res version.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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do you feel hunger?
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Blast him with pi$$
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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She knows how to suck
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Missy likes it rough and wet
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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of 32 votes, 13% like it
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release the kraken
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Troll it
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Milf Dump
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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nadia gets gagged with panties
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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of 33 votes, 0% like it
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chick squirted on face and glasess
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Cutie sucks you slimy and has nice hands
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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She wants it everywhere and hard
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Flesh sheath
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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CCCCCCUUUUUU
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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SSSSSSHHHHHH
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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FFFFFFFUUUUUU
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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I WILL
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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COME HERE I WILL DESTROY YOU
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Commander RAAAGGEEEE
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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give my the wrap the trap is failed
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I WILL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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THE ZOMBIE IS IN DANGER
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I will be your place soon, from Zombie.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Hobbies include absorption of women
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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I know you are in pain
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Don't get to know me, I have a need to punish those who do.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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You are part of the business plan
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Free Wi-fi here!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Finding data...
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Satan wants your number on his Hell Phone
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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How many bars on your cell phone
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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"I want the truth!"/"You can't handle the truth!&q
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Don't be an emo who has to screw a vampire just to 'feel'.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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i'll txt u if u txt me
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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There is so much to live for
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I pushed the victim into my mouth
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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galactic gay cascades
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I Know That You Don't Like the Future Like I Do
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I'm looking at you through gritted teeth
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Untitled Instable Stereo Circuit
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Noble,crazy gang of crime raiders
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The men in white coats are here
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Whomp That Sucker!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Defrag myth busters
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Max limit of 125 image replies has been reached.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Give me a request and I'll tell him to play it.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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TODAY: facelift + diet
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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I'd take you out for a nice meal and get to know you.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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ATHEIST STATUS
[X] TROLLED HARD
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Spread pooper and contact info?
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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High school physics
How do I pass it?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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literacy
How does it work?
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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books
How do you open them?
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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english is not my first language, whatevs.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Just don't go around giving respect where it's not due
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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[ ] T.I.T.S
[ ] GTFO
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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i feel ur pain playboy
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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captcha: cheap woman
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Get out there. Go find her.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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FEEL THE VICIOUS STING OF MY E-BULLETS!
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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i am ashamed on myself
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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A Full Belly with an Empty Heart
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I sense an epic thread coming!
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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you may be a victim of software counterfeiting
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Ugh, the retardation.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I'LL ANNOUNCE NEW IP TARGETS WHEN NECESSARY
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I have lost fairth in the internet
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Low Orbit Ion Cannon
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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record kittens, post on YouTube, achieve viral
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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go to Lake in winter, leave money in the middle, record victims
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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open portal to hell, arrange guest list, run successful club
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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don't put that on the Internet
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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find underage children tied up, pretend its a game
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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get drunk performing kung fu, get beaten up just like movie
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Dragon play synthesiser Darth Vader on axe
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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take control of drone, fly into civilian area, blame computer
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I am behind you and I am reading you
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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the ninjas attack begin the new cycle
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I do everything to push the limit
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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kung fu mega-damage
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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but are you ready?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Please die, distasteful trash
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If you technically consented you must have liked it
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Teenagers have free will
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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every time i had a free minute
i came
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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scared and confused teenager
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Step 1, make a hole in the box Step 2, put finger in the box
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Dude I am jelly.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The world is ending in 2012 so...You lose.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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jeez died on the cross
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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bump, let's have it then.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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THERE IS NO THIRD PART RETARDS
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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i don't think you know who i am.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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THIS $HIT IS LEGEN- WAIT FOR IT... -DARY!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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NICE TRY GUYS BUT LOOK
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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We will now see serious s.h.i.t
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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tupac is still alive. believe it mathafacka
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Awesome idea.
I think I will steal this.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Its been a fantasy of mine to eat a pound of ground up t-shirts
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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compelling, complex, telegenic exception
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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back to your cave gronk
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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You will not be missed. Rot in peace.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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time to dump my motivation folder?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Do you actually have a sex drive?
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Now you are in the Restraining Order Zone.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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She's undeserving of your desires.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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evil clown in bottle reflection. i win.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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BEGINS SHOOTING LASER MACHINE GUN AT PEOPLE
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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KICKS OPEN DOOR WITH CYBER FOOT
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'll be dead within 50 years.
Somebody please cheer me up
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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you friendzoned yourself
for revenge, die alone and unloved
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This target looks legit
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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attack that 3rd world army with your face
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I say sir, you seem to be displeased
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Inside job
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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He was permabanned on a cross with 9 inch nails
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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God gave Jesus Cheat Codes
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I have cheat codes for the universe
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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endorphins can be fun!!!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Actually I know myself pretty well.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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losing your libido is a process. it will happen!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Lowest of the low. I seriously suggesting ending your life.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I hustle weed, it's all profit since I don't smoke any of it.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Have you're parents figured out that you're drug addict yet?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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how did you know and first get into contact with your dealer?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Sweet mother of god, who is that?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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my paper cups. disposable.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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He kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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SPACEBALLS 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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VIRGIN BUMP DETECTED!
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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THERE IS BLOOD ON THE TRACKS TONIGHT
and rust inside our veins
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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and nothing of value was lost
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Quick and fast, just off the edge and into death
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Can I have all your money? I'm poor.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Do you believe in life after death?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Space Jesus reporting in.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Zombie Jesus in the house!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Hold it right there, Satan.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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You made me harder than i should have become
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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my images from various jailbait facebooks is a testament to that
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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LIFE is the most epic piece of art.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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For real? Corpses don't have such cute pink nipple
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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BLACK HOLES
HOW DO THEY WORK
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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if you were real ... in a heart beat
but you're not
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I think you should die in a fire
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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You most certainly are correct.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Nice sob story bro.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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shameless selfbump
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I watch too much television
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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laugh and pull the trigger
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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THIS IS FOR RAPING ME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I SAID NO DECAF!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Turn Or Rebuke Undead
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I WILL DESTROY THE COSMOS.
I HATE YOU ALL.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Pain only makes me love you more.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I am a demon from hell. You are Mini-Me, correct
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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My body is still ready.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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you don't see the intention and message of this sentence.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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armor bonus + shield bonus + Dexterity modifier + size modifier
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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This is not your vessel
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This game will break you
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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You can't back stab the games master
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Yes! Critical Hit!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Intense Imagination Connection
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I HATE ALL COPS
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Programmed to defend
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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At Hell track the heat is on
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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The most dangerous combination since nitro and glycerine
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Satisfy me with collaboration
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Dominate people with freedom
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Super Hunter
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I saw myself in the mirror. I thought I looked good.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Easy Living Young Heart
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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The directive is accepted
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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DELETE THIS HUMAN
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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designed to penetrate via popularity vectors
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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the septic appendix of human evolution
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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now i can't get enough
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I am speechless with awe. Speechless.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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freak mode fungus style
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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put an end to the unbearable excess of your institutions logic
of 19 votes, 5% like it
|
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why she have sex with g00k?
of 22 votes, 0% like it
|
Censored
Mega FAIL
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Stop it! I can’t stand the r.a.p.e and murder in my head!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Since I think I know what I mean.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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When I go fishing for young girls I put jail bait on my hook.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You only win if its a Flawless Victory
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Violated heroine
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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breast expansion
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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there are no girls on the intarbutt
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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anthropomorphic bear child predator
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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full r@pe-mode
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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When I look at you I feel aroused.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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A challenger appears! It's me!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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White knights getting owned!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Blast it with win
of 27 votes, 0% like it
|
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I've got a baader-meinhoff complex
of 26 votes, 8% like it
|
Chances are, one of your friends is a pedo.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
|
get a slave moron.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Your logic is top grade, buddy.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
|
Shall I continue dump?
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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I love this state, not here, this state of MIND
of 24 votes, 0% like it
|
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i want to be mothered
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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What's your contact information?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
|
We should chat it up right now cutie
of 25 votes, 8% like it
|
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Public/getting caught, rough
of 24 votes, 0% like it
|
humiliation, femdom, diapers
25 m Shanghai
of 24 votes, 0% like it
|
i love it allll
TAKE ME
of 24 votes, 0% like it
|
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Consensual sex in the missionary position
of 25 votes, 4% like it
|
bumping myself
of 25 votes, 12% like it
|
Leeching is certainly acceptable.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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A magician never reveals his secrets.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
Until next time then
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
oh, look at the time!
I'm afraid i must take my leave.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
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It's quite easy for me to manipulate things for my evil purposes.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Find peace, maggot
of 24 votes, 4% like it
|
Pop music is hard failing
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Do work;
Create something of value to society;
Get off your ass
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
Happy 9/11 day!
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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LOL your face off
of 26 votes, 0% like it
|
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In honor of this great day: 9/ ▌▌
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Happy 9/11
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I AM THE CLUB
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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whoa nasty. proceed
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
Hey guys, check out these human flesh chunks.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Ground Zero Mosques
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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MAXIMUM OWNAGE!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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its funny cause you think you know what we're doing there
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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you make fun of europeans you're insulting your own background
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Some people are better at lieing to themselves than others.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Drugs
Alcohol
Exercise
Sunlight
Drugs
Alcohol
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I'm seeing a hypnotist next month.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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1988 was a good year to be 13.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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WORST. GAME. EVER.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Oh.
My.
God.
I lose.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
|
|
Oh.
My.
God.
I win.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
|
Gladiator, where Maximus dies :(
MANLY TEARS.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Stop making creepy phone calls
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm no princess, now lick the witch
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Boobies or I attack Japan
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Virgin Invader
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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This machine is out of order
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I never use a condom. I pull out.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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One word: Precum. Google it.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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You won't LET her abort it?
of 26 votes, 0% like it
|
best feeling ever man
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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I speak for several people: Please sirs, may we have some more?
of 24 votes, 0% like it
|
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Good god, that just looks painful.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
|
Lady Gaga is a trap
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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You should have let it go a long time ago man.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
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Squirting is very real, but also very rare.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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god damn you guys are sick in the head
of 25 votes, 0% like it
|
knight:
armor
horse
mace
lance
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Where can I cheaply accquire Uranium Enrichment Cyclotrons?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
uncensored version
of 23 votes, 26% like it
|
What is the output of your plant?
of 21 votes, 0% like it
|
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are your computers well maintained?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
|
does your cum glow in the dark?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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She was almost cute until she turned around and walked away.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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damn that's some thick ass. I would tear it up!
of 23 votes, 0% like it
|
>No Emo.
>No Scene.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Zack and Miri make a snuff film.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Put her head in a vice, clamp down a bit and it will be normal
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Cool story Bro, now kill yourself
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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This is my battlestation.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Shatner is Ultra Magnus
of 13 votes, 0% like it
|
Evil bathes in SCUMSHINE
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Track her down
Cut off her head
Burn her
Throw her in a river
of 27 votes, 4% like it
|
|
[GTFO] -------------------------->
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
Don't be a miserable pile of secrets.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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This is the death of all humanity in one person
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
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morons ... morons here and there
of 20 votes, 0% like it
|
i think you misunderstand what we are doing here
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
Did you regret hiring the tranny though?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
|
|
Dear god.
I am this meme.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
love those Virgin Mary bracelets
of 20 votes, 5% like it
|
C'mon people, let's have some full frontal nudity here!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
|
I'm a trap.
You're cute.
I would have sex with you.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
The lack of nudity is bothering.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
I look so stupid i want to punch myself in the face
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
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maybe you're just ugly
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
Confessions of a Window Cleaner
of 30 votes, 3% like it
|
sucking a unicorn off while unicorn punches lady gaga in the face
of 33 votes, 0% like it
|
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Wall of text, did not read
of 27 votes, 0% like it
|
HOW OLD ARE YOU
WHAT GENDER ARE YOU
of 14 votes, 0% like it
|
thief and beggar, reporting in
of 16 votes, 0% like it
|
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I am actor. I have many faces and no limitations.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I am the Lizard Queen, but I work in a bookstore when I have time
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
Mainframe operations
of 12 votes, 0% like it
|
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Unemployed non-traditional student
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i am the same as you and everyone else
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
full time autonomous information assimilation..aka student
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
|
soooooooooo anti epic
of 13 votes, 0% like it
|
waiting on your validity....
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
POST MORE ASS/PANTY PICTURES OR SAGE BOMB
of 13 votes, 0% like it
|
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Standing by for Data.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
|
ONE LAST PUSH BROS
THAT'S ALL WE NEED TO MAKE THE FANBOYS CRY
of 29 votes, 0% like it
|
WHERE IS THE CAKE
of 24 votes, 4% like it
|
|
<Breaking Combo>
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
|
I once did the same, but she was a little piggy...
of 24 votes, 0% like it
|
<<>>
of 23 votes, 0% like it
|
|
<implying implications>
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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she sits on my face and tells me that she loves me
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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my girlfriend does everything i ask
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Online girlfriend shops body. Finding out truth someday scares me
of 23 votes, 4% like it
|
Go ahead and just add me.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
I'll be your daddy/teacher.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Switched Holes while being a little rough. Blood & Pee everyw
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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riveting tale chap, tell me moar
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Are you a virgin? I have a fetish
of 23 votes, 0% like it
|
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Mesomorph here
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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In the Kingdom of Necro curious heads will roll
of 21 votes, 0% like it
|
This is not a bump.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
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I Said Make me a Sandwhich!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
id hit it so hard that a temporal vortex would open to the future
of 18 votes, 0% like it
|
by the power of lolicons!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
|
<Statement designed to incite passionate argument>
of 14 votes, 0% like it
|
It was epic; she squealed like a little piggy
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
make it then
make it so
make it happen
of 15 votes, 0% like it
|
|
hate facebook chat
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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There is a point this needs to stop and we have clearly passed it
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
i once had a girl sit on my lap
of 20 votes, 0% like it
|
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And proud of it.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
Were you born in Silent Hill?
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
I won't Pay Child Support
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
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WillDoRandomSexualActsForGold
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
Gamer tag: pixelated murder
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
contributing/continuing
of 13 votes, 0% like it
|
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are you a moot?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
|
damn, I've been silenced for eternity
of 16 votes, 0% like it
|
wtf is going on
of 16 votes, 0% like it
|
|
1. Follow me
2. Post comment
3. I follow you!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
my power level is higher than the one above me
of 16 votes, 0% like it
|
Maybe from the back
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
|
YOUVE ALL BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE!!!!!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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my power level...ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
BECAUSE WE'LL BE TOGETHER
of 25 votes, 0% like it
|
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What's better, pepsi or coca-cola?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
YIFF IN HELL
of 32 votes, 0% like it
|
I need sauced up furies pl0x!
of 32 votes, 0% like it
|
|
how does one bruteforce a password?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
|
>you buy rope
>you put it around your neck
>we profit
of 32 votes, 6% like it
|
You tried, man.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
|
|
there is something wrong with your face.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
|
thank you capitain obvoius
of 31 votes, 3% like it
|
toasting in epic breads
of 31 votes, 3% like it
|
|
Save puppies. Kill your girlfriends.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
|
Pennywise the clown origins story
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Pain is an old friend and I need a new friend.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
|
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Give me the cancer, my cells are ready for a freak show
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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E.T. you can stay in my home tonight if you promise to finger me
of 33 votes, 3% like it
|
The gun is god
of 31 votes, 3% like it
|
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I'm on a private server.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I wouldn't mind that. I would keep pounding her.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Your fail is amazing
of 20 votes, 0% like it
|
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I was dumped for non existent reasons.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
|
Fuk to kill
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Youve gotta talk to her about that. thats not right
of 19 votes, 5% like it
|
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Show her you care like you've shown us and she will.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
|
I kinda of what to put my head inside. What a strange urge.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
|
SEXUAL INFOTHREAD
of 19 votes, 0% like it
|
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MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL SMOKE WEED AND EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
Let's talk economy.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
|
I'm playing THE GAME
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
|
grab my boombox and hit the turbo bass
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
Still awaiting verification, but follow please, returning favour.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
I am following you, yet you arent following me
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
|
Somebody cough up the link
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
naked children arent necessarily porn you tard.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
Pedo bear rejoices!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Do you speak like a retard in real life too?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
|
With our powers combined....
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
DRUGS ARE AWESOME! THANK YOU JESUS FOR MAKING THEM!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
|
|
When i punch i hit you with my bro-fist
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
It's fun to alter your perceptions every once in a while
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
- no tobacco
- no alcohol
- no sex
- no drugs
of 16 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Enjoy your A.I.D.S
of 20 votes, 0% like it
|
no one will match me
of 19 votes, 0% like it
|
rolling for justice
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
|
If I cannot choose, let life chose
of 18 votes, 0% like it
|
I will post delicous cake.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
girlfriend get
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
|
master race, reporting in
of 16 votes, 0% like it
|
A slight upwards curve is more efficient at delivering sperm
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
We need to calculate us some averages.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
|
good luck starting another war
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
we are the superior race
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Superior drugs for superior people
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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bump for epic website
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Because new viruses are always coming around
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Worst. Life. Ever.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Respawn in 10...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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tears in rain
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Destroy my computer
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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You fail at understanding
gtfo my internets
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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prove yourself right
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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sage
real cats are super kickass.
i luv kittis
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Go away furries... Its not even friday.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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i see you are doing it right, carry on
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I have an extremely bendy weiner.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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PURIFY IT!!!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Bump with content
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'll pay you 100 dollars via paypal if you succeed.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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You obviously aren't aware of the hategirls in playboy magazines
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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joining a wow party doesnt count
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Hate babes must be nice
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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YOU DARE INCUR TEH WRATH OF TEH DESTROYER OF WORLDS?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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keep slaying dragons WoW nerd
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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get a real life u poser.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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thats funny. You made me laugh.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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i need the image very badly
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Requesting starcraft 2 coupon
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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here is your enticement
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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That is to say, here is your enticement
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Happens all the time.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I am disappoint
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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cool story bro.jpg
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I can't control my many features
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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You'll make me an invalid if you do this!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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i'd wipe that grin of her face and give her a beating.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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tell her to get off the car and call her parents
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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almost all the ones I have of this chick are insest
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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17/F/Doesn't matter
AIM: phuntastica
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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post moar incest ones
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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ANYONE feel like contributing?
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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hahahaha, this is terrible
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Is this not a trap?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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moar of this!! with or without captions!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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wtf is the point in this? its just...... weird
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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The first time i did it there was blood everywhere.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Whoremonger detected
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I am relevant to my interests
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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highschool brought me bad luck
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I was impressed.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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girls, i pee on them to mark my territory
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Isn't summer break over soon?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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GUYS I BRAKE FOR WHALES
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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be both nice and teasing
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Throw kickballs in her face.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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1. buy weed
2. smoke weed
3. ????
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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GODSPEED GOOD SIR
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I hope that you will do me
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I'm sorry for creepin', but I think I'm in love
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Stop showing your virginity, give it away.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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The king requires his Portrait scribbled
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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your reproductive organ is malfunctioning. get it chopped off.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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"I LOVE NAPALM SMELL WHEN I WAKE UP"
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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uh-oh.. hit a sensitive spot
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I actually like it.Good work
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My soul is full of sand
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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incestuous orgy.
NEXT!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Shut up. There are no females on the internet.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Your parents are well aware of the fact that you have sex.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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You know the rules!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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i don't understand what you're asking.
be more careful next time
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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don't come to us for help
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I thikn we're done here then, GTFO
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR BOYFRIEND HAVE 3WAY
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I might be a redneck, you might be a pig
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I need to get out more
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Most of Canada is a barren wasteland.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You should do Route 66 but only after you do me
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Wow, you're original!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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deliver.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I don't like this anymore than you do.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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What the hell is going on in here?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Alright well I'm here now!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I WANT IN ON ALL THIS
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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women shouldn't kill themselves...i will save them.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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You're meant to feel lonely and disconnected to the world.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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i will tailor you an individual suicide solution.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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you have to be ALIVE to DIE !
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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i plan to kill myself later this week.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Stab yourself with a knife at the scene of monster r.a.p.e.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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When they find your body they'll think you tore your own head off
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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keep drinking til you die
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Now it's just absurd.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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awesome man downloaded very fast too
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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and it continues...
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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The uploadry is strong in this one
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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we are not harassing her. We just want vids.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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i have her number, she is a nice girl leave her alone
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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You are turning me into a paedo
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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report all these sites people they are illegal
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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children with only brain stems need love too
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Traps are hot
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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proceed
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Not all 14 year olds know how to clear history.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I HAVE AN UNDEAD ARMY, BUT I NEED CASH NOW!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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ITS MY MONEY! AND I NEED IT NOW!!!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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if you're real get on facebook right now
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Come to my house... I'd do you right now!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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time stamp or gtfo!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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your petty hatred feeds me
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Anti-duck face
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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A TEAM ROCKET FORUM
WHAT THE HELL
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I died a little inside when I read your post.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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FIND AND DESTROY HIM!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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surrender your will
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Children do not get a soul until the age of 1.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Don't be scared of your own flesh
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Logic, morality, Reason, Science.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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If it's not living, what is it? Dead?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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everything WILL BLEND WITH THE HIVE MIND
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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don't you 404 on me
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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almost 900
we must get over 9000
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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She's enjoying it and it's an internal/x-ray shot.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Have intercourse with a pokemon of your choice.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I want to use hers
It's hotter that way
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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TIME CUBE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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man
the
harpoons
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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please tell me who this is
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Tobacco is great with weed.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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incoming mega dump
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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c-c-c-c-combobreaker
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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No, I am not a bot. Neither am I human. I am Insanity Wolf.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE: God Mode
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Looks like you have something wiser to say. Enlighten us please.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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CRUISE CONTROL Engaged.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I've been floating around the internet for years.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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captcha:expoIdes her
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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You all just lost
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I always chose the afro hair cut.
Always.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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are you ready for adventure?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I like easy money and hard cash
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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The best way to get a job, is to already have one.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Can't pay rent, become human guinea pig
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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whoa nice comeback there
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I love spoons I allways start my fridays there
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Defend that. Biatch.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Belgian beer for the win
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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i'm still drunk from last night. So awesome.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I liek happy autistic girl.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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BEST. MEME. EVAR.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I like cyborg horned horse battle
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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job interview face
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Every accusation is a reflection of yourself. That is all.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Mine is shooting beam mouth
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Female ''logic''
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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We'd love to see them, yes.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Poor horny virgin.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Get some standards
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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i would r.a.p.e you the whole night
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I'm starting to get a little bit obsessed with you
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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you should probably never do that face again
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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i remember your boobs but not your face - have you had surgery?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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feel free to contribute.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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feel free to contribute
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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'We will decide if you live or if you die'
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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are there flying cars i must know this
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Am I getting laid before I die?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I think I'm doing it wrong.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Don't worry guys. I have found him and he's dead.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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LOCATE THE ENERGY TOTEM AND DEFEND IT AT ALL COST!!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am the ambassador of kick your assador!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I have nothing special to say
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I am a superhero with mental illness, and I approve of pudding.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm Jesus Christ and I approve stem cell research.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You rage, you lose.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I am going to sexually assult you
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Kill all art students
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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i'm gonna flag you into oblivion
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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1. Get psychiatric help
2. Learn to use a damn can opener
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Let's break out of the friend zone
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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we need a hipstercaust
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Angry bitter basement dwelling virgin alert
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I WILL FIND YOU, I WILL CUT YOU
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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punch daddy in the nuts
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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(.) (.) (.)
I wish i had 3 hands
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I am TitaniumTeddyBear and I approve this message.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Make it easy, use meme generator
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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FOR THE SALAMANDERS!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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hive power mind
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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cyanide works in about 4 minutes if I remember right
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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get yourself a gun, buddy. shoot to kill.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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flood that forum
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I command you to never demand commands from anyone again
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Kill it with fire.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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fap. lots.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Destroy yourself
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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TRIFORCE RIGHT NOW
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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wtf lie down
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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FUUUUUUUUUU- DIE IN A FIRE.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Firefox or Chrome?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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stay true, skinheads.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Bumping for international justice
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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In the battle for great justice you have my keyboard.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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We are the most lethal force on the Internet
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You have my sword.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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someone screencap this
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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sausage fest imminent
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I feel in love. So damn beautiful.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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DONT FEED THE TROLL
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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no porn = no deal
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Throwing acid on your own wife? That's like keying your own car.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Currenty friendzoning
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Post pics, i'm interested.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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No.
Such.
Thing.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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i wont let it die, i still need moar.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I wonder if you're as filthy as your language.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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You am photoshopped
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I wasn't following the thread so I have no idea what's going on
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Serious question: 1 T-800 vs 1 billion zombies?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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BREAKING NEWS! Person thinks this is Um, stupid.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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BREAKING NEWS!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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BREAKING NEWS! You're reading this.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Give me your best Christian face and i'll get my nails.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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In the bar the Cyber bullies drink Trolling Rock.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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TROLLING FOR ROLLING
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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manning harpoons near Sea World
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS IS.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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It's your reaction face when you see my privates.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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oh dear lord nothing turns me on these days
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Italian I.T support eat copypasta
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I respect the privacy of your family. I'll kill them instead.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Click me to connect
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You fail at reading...unless you can read this.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I baked a companion cube cake for my scientist friend
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Is there a torrent with all her pics?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You sir, exploded my tiny brain.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Trolling is awesome. Fk off.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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NEW AND EXCITING
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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HURP HURP HURP HURP HURP HURPHURP HURP HURP HURP HURP HURP
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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See, this is your problem here. you overrate women.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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American Spirits is what i need...
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Congrats on your literacy.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I got a bad mark at school today.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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ceepchan is an FBI "honeypot" operation
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Everybody put their hands in the air like they just don't care!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Please change my mind.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Come tinychat or its not happening
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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CAM WHOORE!!!!!!!!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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God bless the red, white and blue
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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In Russia, girlfriend break you!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I'm with stupid, hence the troll face.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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bump for lulz
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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tackling naruto instead of bleach
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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young /b/tards might not know this look
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I was in THIS EXACT SAME situation once.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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WHY DID I CHOP IT OFF WHY?!?!?!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I can't go to sleep anymore unless I get high
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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IT'S OFFICIAL: WE HACK HIS TWITTER
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I am not funny, i am insane.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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DO A KAMEHAMEHA WAVE ATTACK!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o /
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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My brain is full of fcuk
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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you must know the drill by now
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Bankers: why play on a system notorious for failing?
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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..: :.: .. ::. .: :::. :.:: :. . :: ... :.:: ..: :.: .. ::. ....
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Instantly turns me on if a chick has her phone in her cleavage
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Post your weird or strange fetishes
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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hahaha i was waiting for that
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I just pray you're not a trap.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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So much win!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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claymores are wonderful when people spawn camp in demolition.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Pc fanboy for life
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Pure pwnage
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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If you want to Captcha girls you gotta be case sensitive
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Flood detected
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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user: the game
bot: you just lost the game
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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shameless self bump
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I respect you for you'r seeding... Deeply...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You best be trollin
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I've seen a few pixels in my day
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Growing old is for selfish idiots
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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What is this? BEAUTY! Manly tears, they have been shed.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love how Hollywood is filled with mentally unstable people.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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+1 Internets sir/ma'am.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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:triforce:
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'm looking for a woman who is ten stories tall.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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stockings
pregnant
pulling hair,spanking, name calling
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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bondage
submission
watersports
feet
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Interested in spending a day as a pet.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I pressed the button on the camera.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Need to take moar pix tonight.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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SO.......MUCH.....WIN!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Oh god damnit. I had it and forgot what I had typed
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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My tripcode is as your tripcode
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Just type what you think
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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We will decide you live or you die
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I hope I set the time machine right this time.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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BP, your failure is total.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Your failure is total
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I love Baby Shaker on the iPhone
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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OMG I LOVE APPLE TOO MUCH TO DO THAT
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I am an Internet god (seriously)
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Hybrids are the splice of life
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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INTERNET LOVE MACHINE
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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UNDERGROUND HACKER SECRET WEBSITE
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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come to technologically impotent daddy
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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HACKERS_ON_STEROIDS
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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The cyber police are on their way
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Once I've busted you I'll fight my way to the final boss
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I will kickban you into submission
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Girl on the Internet
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Forget great justice girl, I just ate your white knight.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Nothing is secret. You just need the time to find it.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Please let me know if your email is valid.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I write to know if your email is valid.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Hater Proof
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Armour plated pumpkin
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Interracial Latex Latina
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Ebony creampie compilation
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Double-penetration
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Browse by catagory: midget squirting
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Her mouth is gagged body is ready
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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She is bondage to the chair with an inflatable device inside her
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The gag is firmly placed and saliva dripped from her bottom lip
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The manacles of her restraints touch her toned legs
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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She is tied up like a page laid chest down on the Velvet bed
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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She's tied up like a pig and lace dress down on the soft bed
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Her legs and arms are constricted by the buckles
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Her hands tied behind her back and she waits in her maids outfit
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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She is placed in stocks and made to wear latex underwear
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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She wears hello Kitty panties whilst staring into the web cam
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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She lies on the bed, Her panties are torn and she smiles
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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The top of her resembles a woman but the bottom part is masculine
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The two girls form a circular structure with their oiled bodies
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Her hair is golden and her legs spread very wide
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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of 21 votes, 5% like it
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She wears a Santa Claus outfit whilst pushing her flesh bombs out
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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She wears latex and has fishnet stockings. She waits on the bed
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Name for a band no.234: Sea Cucumber Fight
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Listen to music from tomorrow
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Grape and Pillage
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I analysed your stool and you are indeed full of SH*T
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Zeromancer: the broke cyber punk
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Whose Funeral Is This?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Whatever Girl
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Be Pure, Be Vigilant, Behave!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Nemesis The Warlock
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Come back to my place, I have an ultrasonic toothbrush
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Disco Elite
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Behind This Face Is A Vault of Mind Jelly
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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My Mom Is Not A Biatch, She's An Insanity Wolf
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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On The Dance Floor The First Line Of Troops Are Stompfodder
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Silver Surfer Ghost Rider Go!
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Not Calling The Shots, I'm The Shot Caller
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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1 vote
50%
1 vote
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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the guy who keeps -ve marking my slogans: FCUK YOU
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm in your yard so where the hell is the milkshake?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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People are still having sex
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I Dare You To Open Pandora's Box.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Couldn't Get Over My Last Girlfriend... She Sat On Top Of Me
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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All Girls Should Be Kept Under Glass
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Stop Prostitute Murders... Use The Internet To Aquire Desire
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Make It So... And Make It Quick
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Love Is A Shield Defending A Death Star
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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When The Love Hits The Fan
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Love Code
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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A potato never sits on a couch--it is strategically stored
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Is a zero plus a zero more than a zero?
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Seeking low-investment sexual relationship
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Jesus did not die, he was always-already dead!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Vomit In Style
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Correct Payload
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Eat Defeat
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Fuk Grid
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Mental Repair Service
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Masculine/Feminine/Parents/Children
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I'm trapped in a vicious cycle of lethal enjoyment
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Way of the future
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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There's no money left
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Personality Cult
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Are you enjoying the subjective experience of being situated?
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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(red arrow) You are here!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Your gaze is pulling the strings of my neuronal puppet
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Piece of meat
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I am the miserable, excremental entity known as man.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Bump for great justice
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I work in a department that combats beaurocracy
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I want the juice of other people
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Woman=climax
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Complies with acceptable standards of beauty
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Moderators: controlling deviant behaviour on the Internet
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You are too visual for this
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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This is not the 'normal' day time version of myself.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Bankers: people still living in 80's films
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Random violence generator
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Guns on demand
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Mega Shark
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Burn, burn, burn
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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This crazy war
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I am not a nobody
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Data Glove
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Status Dog
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Enjoy best sex ever, pull out, discover razors in her vagina
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Think your mom was a nun. Go on Internet, find her on Cumdumpster
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Don't worry, I've got regrets too
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You get beaten up, dumped and fired. Then you meet Chuck Norris.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Your skin as a T-shirt on my body? I'd wear it
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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You submit your best slogan but someone thinks it's Um stupid!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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In the disco you show her your moves. She laughs at your weaner!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You find perfect porn, get motion lotion, there's a power cut.&nb
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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You are (not you?) so you click it and get free plastic surgery.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Games on TV, need beer, there's a decapitated head in the fridge
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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You give money to a tramp, then suddenly his head explodes!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Popcorn ready you play the DVD. It's footage of you jerking off!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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You meet your girlfriend at the airport. She's put on weight.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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You put your card in the cash machine, you lose your identity!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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You are opening a packet of chips, delicious--they are fried bugs
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Mirror, signal, gas, but you stamp on a baby's skull!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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You look in wallet for a condom, open it, soy sauce comes out!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You pass faeces, reach for paper, a cobra strikes your hand!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You are urinating, you look down, a spider is on your weaner
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Are your invisible enemy detection goggles working?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I have a halo, it's the ring between my butt cheeks
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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That's paranoia, isn't it?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Human As A Multiple Personality
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Full Outrage Mode
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Alliance Schm
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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All War Craft MILFs are Hordes
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Your mum is a Horde
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Porn: abolishing myself in a proliferation of
sexual images.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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They ask for our slogans. They print them and we get NOTHING
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Your father is looking at my panties. Why do i like this?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I am attracted to my mum, your mum and every mum.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Put make up on pig, pig transforms into dog, but pig is still pig
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Monday is another day, but death is another minute
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Kids: Dance like Souja Boy then post it on YouTube
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Looks at boobies, realise they are fake, money well spent
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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When i jumped on 9/11 I flew like a sugar glider
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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It's Time For Lunch, Eat Lunch, Digest and Pretend To Work
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Microsoft Mirror App Allows You To See If Your Boss Is Behind You
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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AC/ID
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Robot Unicorn Attack
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Pixels
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Spike her drink,
wake up sore,
spiked wrong drink
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Score cocaine, talk to girl, use pillow on her head
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Fight Alliance, have toilet break, enter trade channel
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Ride mount, collect gold, get drunk at auction house
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Find needle, pull down pants, grow bigger
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Find prostitute, pay for sex, dump her body, change radio station
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Stand at edge of disco, watch girls dance, solo jig later
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Ask mother for a sister, date sister's friends in 16 years time
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My life was good in mom's womb until dad put his weener back in
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Open door, see parents orgasm, slowly die inside
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Lack of oxygen made me retarded, but i had a great orgasm
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Cut a woman's cunny at climax for a great goregasm
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Female chemist bleeds in restaurant, leaves periodic table
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap blow load
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Amazon has re-kindled my interest in books
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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View cart & checkout
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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[_] I agree to the legal terms
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Ramirez, the White House is under attack! Defend Burger Town!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Visual Culture
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You do not have permission to read this
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Your Shopping Basket Is Empty
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Our Hearts Will Not Rust
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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This Is My Area
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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WTF Retard!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Skunk Funk
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Rephrase That
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This Is The Squeeze Box
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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When I Was Born I Mutilated Lips
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Crash The Wedding, Get Free Cake
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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This Is My Last Transmission
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Re-Murdered
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My Body Is A Cage
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The Wheels Are In Place But The Car won't Start
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I'll Fight Goliath
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Sex Is Fashion
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Choclate Makes You Happy
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Flip Out On Dolphin Smack
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Please Don't Make This Another Lonely Night
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Dirty Cash
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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What do you call a poo on Pandora? Avarturd
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Give Me A Joypad And I Become A Controlled Substance
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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If You Touch Me I Will Become A Controlled Substance
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Crackzilla Is Attacking The City!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Hardstyle Resistance
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Set Me On Fire And Feed Me To The Wolves
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I Have Precious Plans For You
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Don't Make Jesus Cross
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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By Day I.T Technician, By Darkness Enslaved
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Hell Choose Me!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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When You Are In Here The Outside Steps Inside
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Cat Got You By The Tongue?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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The Beat Goes On
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Do Not Resist The Beat
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Mon/Tue/Wed/Thur/Fri/Sat/Sun
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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XXX is a Genre
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Love
Made
You
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Loudness
Enabled
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Hashtag streams are ruining Twitter.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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C:/ My T-Shirt
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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C:/ My Slogan
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Exit Strategy
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Nature is a series of mega catastrophes
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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We are living in the end of times
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Some thing is emerging in China
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Man Made Space Wreck
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Real junkies choose to be addicted
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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File Under Misc
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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There are unused icons on your desktop
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Loading Conversation Data...
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Reality is for those who cannot handle their dreams
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I'd love to come to your bondage party but i'm all tied up
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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You try playing Jenga with ice cubes
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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You try living with a tiger
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I am defined by my playlist.
of 19 votes, 53% like it
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Until I die I will be alive.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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My iron fist is a nuisance at airport security.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Free survival tactics for remaining survivors
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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According to the laws of strange physics you are falling up
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Only the dead see the end of war
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Lack of parenting has made me a wild and chaotic force
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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My human side can no longer handle my life as a machine
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Will you be the one that got away?
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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My ID3 tag says I came out in 2009
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Analogies are inventive lies
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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To be honest I don't really know enough about this kind of thing
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Teacher no! If you ban tamagochi our pets will die!
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I'm not online right now
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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This t-shirt has an alternative ending
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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I have a PC because I found a worm in my Apple
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
! Danger of death by failing
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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▲ ►
◄ ▼
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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"Better The Blow You Know" - Support Your Local Drug De
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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"Take that control into a nose dive Hulk Hogan"-Ultimat
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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"Word, like, word, like, like, word, word, like, word. Like.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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"Word, like, word, like, word, like, like, word like, like w
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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half-life hybrid
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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'food' 'drink' 'play'
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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'Greed is good' - Gordon Gekko
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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'I am not AN addict. I am THE addict.'
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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+/-
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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/b/rothers we are victories
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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/b/tards have no grasp of the English language
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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1 Vs 1, right now
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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10 print "HELP!"
20 goto 10
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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100% organically farmed human flesh
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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1: SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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2: PROTECT THE INNOCENT
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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3: UPHOLD THE LAW
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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42nd street, where the underground meet the elite.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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4Chan favours the bold
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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6 teens + 1 cabin = total terror
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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608;▇▅▂▂▅&#
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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69: the yin yang of math
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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8====D Head
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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A brilliant tissue of trash-pop references
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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A concave desert of the implosion of view points
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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A fantasy that is realized is called a nightmare.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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A futuristic message of peace and freedom
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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A ginger bread man with no legs is not half-eaten, he's disabled.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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A Kiss Is A Low Tech Interface
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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A mist of bronze fennel catches the light
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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A Piece of Cake: Recipes for Female Sexual Pleasure
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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A place on earth more awesome than anywhere in space
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A Protein shake a day
Keeps the wimps at bay
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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A soul in spectrum looks like a rainbow
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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A space of reflection, a time for disconnection
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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A true act creates the conditions of its own possibility.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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A voice in your head is saying: "A voice in your head is say
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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A woman is a man's dream realized.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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A world full of signs of demand
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Abomination and normality reciprocal and interchangeable
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Above is the image that is too strong to be confronted.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Absolutely top notch tennis
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Act as if you were in love and love will emerge by itself
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Addicted to drama
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Advanced Prototype Exploration Unit.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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After the wake there is chesse cake
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Alcohol: the popular, acute human neuro-intoxicant
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Alice wonders in Disneyland
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Aliens, ammo, adrenalin!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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ALL CAPS STYLE!!!!!!!!!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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All four limbs are tied and there is a wit waiting for her
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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All gave some...some gave all
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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All is appearance threatens to make appearance disappear
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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All media does is defend how bad it is.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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All over the place like a mad woman's faeces
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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All the base that's fit to belong to us is yours
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Alligator chases remote control boat
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Alpha Biatch Is On Line!
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Also in Debutante Pink
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Am I in a position to make a difference to people i've never met?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Am I talking to you or your online persona?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Amazing, awesome slogans
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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America Voted For Changecore
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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American Steel For American Knives!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Americans are lonelier than they have been in the past
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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An exhibition of blonde can be a pleasure
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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And the award for best assassin goes to...BANG!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Angels & demons, redbull & vodka.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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anthrobotic zombiefication
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Anti-bonus
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Aphrodisiac seems to work
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Apocolypse is always now
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Appearance threatens to make appearance
disappear
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Apricot hydrocodone cracks
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Are you coming home?...with me?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Are You Going To Let A Girl Put Her Mouth On Your Weaner?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Are you looking at my logic bombs?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Are You Looking Between The Evil?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Are you looking for a job? On your knees.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Are you missing what's important?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Are you telling the truth or are you data bending?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Are you willing to play the game?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Arguments Are Endless Milipedes
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Armored Scrum Object
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Art has lost the desire for illusion
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Art proving anti-art
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Artificial drugs juicing our pleasure centers
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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As a toilet cleaner my life feels like its a ground bog day
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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ASEXUALITY, IT'S NOT JUST FOR AMOEBAS ANY MORE
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Asian chicks doing webcam porn
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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At least the top half of me is center fold material
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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At Night I'm A Cyber Marine
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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At the end of Double Dragon Billy has to fight Jimmy!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Atom bomb
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Atom smashers pollute delicate environments of higher dimensions
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Attack Warning Red
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Avoid products manufactured by enslaved children
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Babe gets feedback on the couch
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Baby you're so hot you're a visual scandal
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Bass Lines On Ze Autobahn
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Battle Bass Galactica
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Be careful of magnets, they wipe credit cards
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Be ethical, just don't be too ethical.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Because man’s best friend deserves the best a man can get
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Beer is one of the strongest aphrodisiacs
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Beer is one on the strongest aphrodisiacs
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Begin transfer
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Being A Puppet Is Hard When There Are No Strings Attached
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Being immortal has been boring
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Belive In Death
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Belleke, stop giving me bad scores, it won't raise your %
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Better be a little more explicit
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Better The Blow You Know - Support Local Drug Dealers
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Better The Blow You Know-support local drug dealers
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Better The Blow You Know-support your local drug dealer
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Better watch out, here come the Battle Goats.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Big boobs and hot feet - that's fun
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Big Brother is you,
watching.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Big Mother is Watching You
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Bits of attitude and strings of meta-commentary
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Blast the syntax open
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Blonde oiled and pentrated
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Blow your load, close 31 tabs
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Blowing the trombone Wild throat leather couch
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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boho types on my space pages
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Bosses Always Watch, We Just Have To Choose When We Are Seen
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Brace For Epic
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Bricking iPhones since 2008
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Britain's got talent but it hasn't got my t-shirt
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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British sensationalist press produce headline shocker
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Broadcast humans jabbering to themselves
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Bullets Don't Hurt Me But I Know Pain
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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But Beyonce's Video WAS the best video!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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But I liked Prince's Batman albumn!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Buy me a drink; I spent all my money on lawyers’ fees and clinics
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Campaign for less end in endless
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Can I find the Lost Highway on the map?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Can I have a moral response please?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Can I have an Indian summer with rice?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Can language move at the speed of ecstasy?
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Can monetary materialize from nothing?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Can sharks swim in coke?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Can we be more than friends?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Can you help me move a dead body from my basement?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Can you sprout wings and grow claws?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Can you translate me into an experience of representable reality
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Canadian Studmuffin Rocks
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Candles, chains, bondage
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Candles, chians, bondage
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Captain: For great justice
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Cathode Terror Secretion
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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CBA is as easy as 213
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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CD Extermitaped Cassette
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Celebrity Death Watch
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Celebrity star wars wear glamourflage
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Chaffing drum work sir
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Chainsaws Put The Teeth In Terror
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Check out my gaze of lust
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Check out the cowboys at the bar
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Cheers To The Bad Guys
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Chemists Do The Molecule Dance
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Chicks dig SARS
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Children and Dungeons Are The New Peaches And Cream
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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children are energy vampires
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Chill out man
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Chunky Torrents Of Sound With Plenty Of Ball In The Speakers
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Civil Defence Programme
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Clear and Present Kitten
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Climbing up the gravity hill
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Clusters Ports of perception
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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CNTRL ALT DLT
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Coffee: the acceleration of reality
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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COME HERE I WILL DESTROY YOU
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Come here I’m in the wild zone
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Come home with me and add to my scalp collection
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Come on racer X show yourself
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Come Play My Lord
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Coming home surprise
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Commander RAAAGGEEEE 
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Communication guerillas
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Complete The Flesh Circuit
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Computer contains diligent dwarfs corrupted by evil magicians.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Computer has run amok and is acting like an evil god
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Computers tech me back
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Conduct the girls to riot rhythm
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Contains no moral content and only the material of the universe
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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contriboot now
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Control your insulin levels female dog
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Controversial debate across the blogosphere
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Converse In Bleeped Dialogue
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Convey sufficiently the ecstatic core
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Cool hunters are watching you
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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cops arrest you who ya gonna call? - a lawyer, not Ghostbusters
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Cornel Kurtz: the unbearable excess that had to be finished off.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Corporate cosmology
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Corpse humping - now you're my property
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Corpse humping - now your my property
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Crank Two Is The Best Film I Have Seen This Year
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Crucifix for sale, in good condition as son of God is relocating
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Cuboidal ruins of an ancient amphitheatre
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Curly woman gets fondled
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Currently picking targets
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Cybernetic nihilism so dance like a machine
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Cyberspace sublime
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Dancing makes horny
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Dangerous lifestyle
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Dangerous Sex
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Dangerous Vigilante
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Data Cowboy
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Date, mate, re-animate.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Daughter eats dad while mom sleeps
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Dave's door is dented
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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dawg, I herd you like X, so I put an X in your Y
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Dead on Arrival: The Chainsaw Awards Pre-Show
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Dear internet user,
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Death is fantastic, it clears space for life
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Death Of Cast Member
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Death Sale On! Everything Must Die!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Death Wish Head Fish
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Decentralised Information Storage
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Delicious crispy pixels in every bowl
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Deprogram my body
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Deranged, dysfunctional and EXTREMELY dangerous!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Destroy All Monsters
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Destroy all vampires
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Did I suspect in advance that you would read this?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Did the surgeon’s knife make me a woman or a freak?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Did Wolverine bring down the pirates?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Did you know me before I became my own notion?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Different friends tell different people different things
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Digital Art Hangs In Mainframes
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Diplomatically Speaking I'm Not Here
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Direct high-energy violence
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Disco Aliens On A Funk Encounter
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Disorderly life in its flux against orderly death in its finality
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Distort Yourself
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Do I exert an influence on reality?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Do I have eyes like peeholes in the snow?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Do people really lack free will?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Do salons clip memories or hair?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Do the thing that scares you
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Do the walk of life
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Do you enjoy the pleasure of hot and lustful love?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Do you ever feel like you're been watched?
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Do you know things here?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Do You Like My Knife?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Do you remember when you use to fall in love?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Do you remember when you used to fall in love?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Do you see yourself? ― I’m a T-1000
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Do you see yourself? - I’m a T-1000
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Do you want nucleons with your nukes?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Do you want to suck suds with me?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Dog walking machine needs servicing
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Dogs? I breed midget humans with excessive body hair
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Don't ask me a question, ask yourself a question then answer it
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't be another autoerotic, ask me out
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Don't Be Evil: Adolf Is No Longer A Valid Name For A Baby
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Don't Bring Flowers After I'm Dead
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Don't diss my ASCII ART ░▒ ░	
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Don't diss my ASCII art ___// ____/ _/ _/ / _ | / __ \
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Don't download music...stream it!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Don't download music...stream it!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Don't download unless you like trees
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Don't Feed The Humans
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Don't forget to die!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't get lost in a black hole it sucks
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Don't give me that energy drink power talk, I want results!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't imagine utopia, enact it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't kill the homeless (take their cardboard boxes).
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Don't let apperances win over reality
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Don't look at the camera,
girls do that,
eye contact
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Don't Mess With Me I Am A Sorcerer
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Don't Play With Fire Unless You Are A Level 9000 Wizard
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Don't pull away from them...push them over the cliff!
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Don't push too hard else the baby flies out the hospital
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Don't tell me to calm down, i'm non-castrated life energy
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Don't try to index geeks - there's just too much data
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Don't use drugs, sell them.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Don't use the toilet, it's a panoptic spawn camp
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Don’t be shy, I value embarrassment
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Don’t bother, I’m asexual
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Don’t call me dude!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Don’t care about finding American Dream 'cos we found a nightmare
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Don’t discriminate, be a protard
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Don’t get too drunk we have to honor coherence
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Don’t read this, its contributing to the infodemic
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Dope computer dude!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Double ended destiny
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Double jointed sex freak
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Drag and drop
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Dragons dancing in fantasy Mediterranean discotheques
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Draw a grid on my face and build a 3D mesh
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Drink water for a T-total hang under
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Drink: some of us can take it, some of us can't
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Drop The Almighty Bomb
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Drowing in pleasure whilst swimming in a collective Will
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Druggy druids get Stonedhenge
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Drugs are everywhere
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Drugs don't kill people, people with guns kill people with drugs.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Drunk and stupid
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Drunk: the abundence of liquids
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Dub side of the moon
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Due to ethical social constraints I can't violate you.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Easy Ranger, Put Power Suit On First.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Eat the beans, pepare for war in the guts
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Ecstacy Crunch Ports
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Either spread the love or shut up
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Electronic avatars of defunct shadows
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Elvis Capslock, Private Detective, wanted for cyber-crimes.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Elvis is dead, so is Bill Hicks
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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embedded-character-play/end-of-level-guardians/plot
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Emo Is A Subculture Of The Teenage Ideology
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Empire of the bum
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Enchanted I’m sure
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Enjoy the reality eye fest
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Enjoy your little friends groups
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Enter the domain between the two deaths
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Escape from the dream back into reality.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Even the gayest man on earth would call this over the top!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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evil sexdeath virus
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Excuse me for bringing trouble to you
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Excuse me, can you show me the domain where excrements vanish?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Expand, celebrate and share VIBRATIONAL ENGORGEMENT in every cell
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Experience motion flow at 200htz
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Experience the unexpected terror of rising, rotting flesh
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Experimental reality is always desperate
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Eye of the tiger
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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F*#^ing Mac book users
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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F**k'n Get Some
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Face + fist = conflict resolution
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Facebook is rotting my happiness
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Facebook sucks the happiness out my vacant soul
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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FarTrade
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Fear Is The Enemy
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Fear Of A Woman Led Me To Create An Emperor Machine
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Feel That? Virtual Pain.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Feel the absurdity of percentage
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Feel the density of time
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Feel the revulsion
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Fembot with robust implants
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Fight for creative freedom in the interspace
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Find Me Something Good To Die For And I'm There.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Finding A Frequency Makes Listening Radioactive!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Finish off the job
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Fist Fighter
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Flesh jugs seesawing a bonkers jig
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Flesh to touch!
Flesh to burn!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Flight of the Concord
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Flowers are an open invitation for insects to screw them
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Fly! Fly like a rag doll!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Follow the red brick road of freedom
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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For Expert Tuition Read This
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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For His And Her Popcorn Microwave UNICORN
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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For me slogans are the breath of life
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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For sale: numchucks, never swung
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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For vampires there is always much at stake.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Forward with the People
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Four whiskies later...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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FPS are better when noobz have boobz
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Freud 2: return of the MILF
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Friend Request Approve Me
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Friends Who Hate Each Other
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Fuel prices just went up again – we better share a cab
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Fuk Unicorns, Ninjas, Dragons and Zombies.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Fulfill the amnesia of destiny and forget your dreams
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Full Method Jacket
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Fully paid up member of the Violence Federation
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Fundamentalism is generated by a global process.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Funlightenment through pleasure!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Funny, Awesome, Original Slogans.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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FWR PWR (FLOWER POWER)
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Gadget: useless, impoverished object
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Galactic Space Biscuit
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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game dialogue\clip11(4).mp3
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Gaming is better when noobz have boobz
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Gang Wars
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Gaze a goop of her gash
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Get excited about the task bar
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Get in the basement so we can talk about your mind
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Get me a drink before all the coordinates of reality disintegrate
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Get me a soft pack of beer.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Get Me Prozac Pooch
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Get me wireless alcohol paste
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Get on your feet
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Get ready for the lethal response
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Get Ready To Record Your YouTube Moment
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Get the sytem out of your system
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Get to the ROTFLCOPTER!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Get Ya Demon Seed Here
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Get Your Buns Back Over Here
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Getting love drunk on humps sounds nasty
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Give me a Big Bang in my Black Hole.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Give me the blade because I want to feel the lift
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Give me the tokens to the kiosk!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Give me your DNA
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Give my hard drive a flowjob
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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give my the wrap
the trap is failed
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Giving rage to the voice of ordinary people
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Go home and watch the possible corruptions of broadcasting
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Go to the help desk.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Goblins in the bikini shack
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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God damn kids are out of control
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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God doesn't love me, that's why he gave me this nose
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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God is the tangenital point between zero and infinity
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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God is unhappy with me - he's left me on hold.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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God mode turn on
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Going down the zoo to get sounds for zombies
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Going straight is driving me round the bend
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Gold: the first virtual reality
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Gone with the weed
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Google it hard
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Goose-stepping S&M beats
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Got any disco toasties?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Got system level privileges?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Goths: bringing death into the realm of the living
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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GPS adventure for post RPG generation
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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GPS adventure for post RPG generation
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Graffiti, it's a fun crime!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Grand master email
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Great schoolgirl getting faceshot
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Guy in strange suit sucked in car
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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H H H H
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H-O-C-C-C-C-O-H
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H H H H
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Hackers demand transparency
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Half-life hybrid
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Hands Off My Poptarts Mr. Ambassador
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Happines is an illusion so just smile
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Hard drinking house wife
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Hard logic is not easy for anyone
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Hard times
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Hardcore knockers
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Has any one got any drugs?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Has any one got any drugs?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Has Anyone Seen My Plot?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Hate is a four letter word, pain is a four letter pleasure
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Hating Peadophiles only perpetuates the violence
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Hating women makes sex more exiting
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Have you ever wished you were better informed?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Have you got any stupefying narcotic products?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Have you got your enemy recognition system switched on?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Have you heard the (fake) news?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Have you seen a black prostitue with blonde weave?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Have you seen a black prostitute with blonde weave??
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Have you seen the techno viking?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Head down to Wall Street, you’ll see a whole lotta panic.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Health & Saftey Dance In The Riskotheque
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Heart hearts is hearting
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Hell is drowning in a swimming pool full of used condoms
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Hello I Work For A Nigerian Bank And I Have A Proposition For You
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Hello Tokyo
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Help break the copyright law
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Help Me Beat My Antisocial Personality Disorder
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Help the trailer trash to get going
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Her rotating head
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Her waters have broken! What's on TV?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Here Is A Movie Reference
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Hesitation is the space between thought and action.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Hey Stop! Listen! Can You Hear It?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Hi I just killed someone, have I still got blood on my face?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Hi! I'm a foreign dimension that intrudes and tears up reality.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Hi! You're reading this in my voice!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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hi-fi sound 4 lo-fi mofos
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Hidden emotions always become conspicuous behaviours.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Hidden Online Entrapment Control System
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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High energy trauma bone fractures
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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High value assets
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Hip-hop bomb squad
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Hipsters are a disease
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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His soul was a crooked as his scar
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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His tentacles were slimey and like...oh god.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Hit me for massive air time
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Hobbies include social networking and tagging photographic images
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Hobbies include violently enjoying women
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Homosexual Subtext
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Hot babe gets a protein shake
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Hot blonde doing guy in kitchen
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Hot chicks and camera phones, quite a condition combo
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Hot chocolate girl gets nailed
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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How can you be a revolutionary today?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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of 7 votes, 0% like it
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How do you eat food?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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How Is Who An Anagram Of How?
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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How To Make A Hit T-Shirt? Use A Lame Internet Reference
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Hoze The Audio
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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http://twitter.com/RossBrodie
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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http://www
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Human battery providing matrix with energy
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Human Operating System
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Human OS Death-Pleasuredome
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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human viewpoint redundant
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Humanity is left with nothing to do
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Humans are oozing all around us
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Humans invent the gods and then blame them
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Humans invent the gods and then blame them
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Hun Solo pilots the 1000 year Falcon
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Hyper-powerful mass media
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Hyperreal information bombardment
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I always tell the truth, just not the whole truth.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I am a host of other moments
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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of 16 votes, 0% like it
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of 6 votes, 17% like it
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of 11 votes, 18% like it
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of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I am an mp3
You are a playlist
…oh god you’re windows media.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I am brown because women are sexually stimulated by choclate.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I am entitled to be famous
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I am here, I vegetate.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am HIV negative
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Am Leach Man And My Powers Suck
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am lost in the jigsaw puzzle of spaces
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I am made of data that Google will never own
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I am Maggot God
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Am Naked Because I Am A Terminator From The Future
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I am not AN addict. I I am THE addict.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I am on the other side of the same
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I am oozing emotion
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I am shameless, I am offering myself to you. And i'm afraid.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I am so confused right now.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I am the climax of a crime movie
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I Am The Driver Of The Magic Bus. If You Want Magic Then Get On.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I am the Maggot God
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I am your undercover bubbler
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I befriend porn stars on Myspace
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I befriend porn stars on Myspace
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I believe I am destined to live an exceptional, clebrity life
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I believe in inter-generational sex
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I bet I can guess your star sign
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I Can Feel A Flame War Coming On
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I Can't Pee - A Dolphin Butted My Weaner
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I can't rest in peace if I know i'm gonna be trapped in a coffin!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I can't see my nose...I CAN'T SEE MY NOSE!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Can't Wait Till The Day I Kiss You
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I care about everything in principle
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I control street teams using micro chips
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I cook celebrity chefs
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I Could Murder A Mannequin
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I crashed out the sewers…now there’s hell to pay!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I deserve to die
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I did not feel in concordance with my own generation
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I didn't know cigarette smoke had two hands
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I Died From An Overdose Of Death
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I dig hyperspace meta jazz
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I do not accept friends invites from bands
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I do not like you saying “like” all the time
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I don't know who you are but you just crossed the line
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I don't know why God gave women boobs but I do know I like God.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I don't mind getting lost but not in alternative woods
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I don't punch people I punch lines.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I don't want your respect - I wouldn't know what to do with it.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i dont get it!! wat the hell is this??
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I dream in plasma screen
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I drink more. Am I desperate?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I drive a Porsche 9/11
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I fed starch to the latch key children
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I feel like I’m losing it!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I Feel LOL
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I forgot the saftey word
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I got my info from her bodyguard, nanny, friend, and hairstylist.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I got what I asked for which is precisely more than I asked for.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I grant you operator privalages
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I hate being rejected by automatic rejector chicks.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I have a barnacle blocking my pee hole.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I have a big nose because the air is free.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I have a chromosome disorder which means I change sex
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I have a deadly secret
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I have a proclivity for public drunkenness.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I have cherries in my bunker
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I have no money, not even the memory of it
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I have one nostril because my habit smacked me in the nose
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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I have seen the black pheasant and he is mad
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I have some ideas, they may be wrong, let me expose them.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I have the hyper devotion of an air hostess
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I Have The Right To Delete Anyone I Like At Anytime
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I have the stable full of Unicorns, did you bring the saw?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I heard a rumour that I spreading one.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I hope you have a kick a$$ day
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I intend to use the footage in the <i>Sex</i> episode
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I intend to use the footage in the <i>Sex</i> episode
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I invented myself as a God, I am answerable to no one but myself
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I Just Want To Be Famous
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I Know A Great Water Fun Park. Unzip My Pants.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I know we’re standing here but we’re no closer to life
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I know where all the erogenous zones are, I just can't find them.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I know, I’m a panting maniac
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I laugh to disguise my disgust
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I like big boobs but they have to be natural.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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I like chicken tonight, tomorrow night, and every night.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I like midi files
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I like walks on the beach and playing bridge
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I like your corpuscles of information
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I listen to rap(e) music
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I live in a whopping great planetary suburb
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I live in a world of performance
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I Lol'd Already
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I look reluctant but i am not
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I love global warming because it melts my heart
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I love maps of NY
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I make decisions using bad zombie film logic
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I make the games YOU want to
play
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I miss your gutz pose
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I must be dead.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I need a flashy cravat
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I need a rich girl to keep my vision fueled
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I need aerial photos of nuclear power stations
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I need bursting super pills
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I need metabolic sugar diesel for my tech savvy flesh drones
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I need to escape from the relentless escapism
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I need to seed your bittorrent
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I Need Your Loving, I Also Need Ten Bucks
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I never said I was deep
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I Once Saw A Blood Elf Female Giving Birth On A RP Server
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I only want kids so that I can say: "Come to Daddy."
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I only want kids so that I can say: "Come to Daddy."
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I pass the buck
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I Poo In the Quadrilateral Whatever Enjoy Your Internet Fame
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I proceeded to bomb my batches with the seeds of cancer
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I promise I won't melt in your mouth, just in your hand.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I Put These Clothes On This Mannequin
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I snort wiki to get an information high
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I Spoke To The Machines. They Are Not Happy.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I started out sampling mom's cds and now i'm a superstar DJ
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I swallowed too much bass
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I teach kids to dance
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I think I don't exsist
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I thought I was a talented sloganeer – until I wrote this
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I took America as my adopted land. Now I have a gun.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I urge you not to neglect my chest.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I want a biscuit
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I want an abundance of liquids
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I want an online romance with autoerotic sexual practices
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I want drugs and I want to party
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I Want The Most Wanted
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I want to get into trouble for something I believe in
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I Want To Kill You
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I Want Your Soul
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I want youtopia
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I want youtopia now
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I warn you, i'm have nanobots in my private compartments
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I was abused at private school but i'm ok now
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I was alive for 21 years before the day I was killed by my life.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I was alive for 31 years before the day I was killed by my life.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I was born to save your life
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I was here twice before but the first time i was in the future
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I was on the grassy knoll
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I was permabanned on a cross with 9 inch nails
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I was picked on because I made my own ring tone
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I went down to cross roads…
and was hit by tractor
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I went down to cross roads…
and was hit by tractor
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I will assess you using ironic cyborg subjectivity
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I will assess you with my ironic cyborg subjectivity
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I will defeat you on all formats
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I Will Love You On Monday
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I WILL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I wish I could show you my great body but I just don't have one
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I work for Riot TV
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I work in andepartment that combats beaurocracy
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I write the scenario of my inferiority
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I wrote a virus that paralyzed a county
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I just vomited.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I will destroy you!!!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'd rather raise awarness than money for charity
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I'll have a room for two in your b.i.t.c.h hotel.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'll let your imagination fill the rest in...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'll never tire of kissing strangers
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'll take you down like a cop with roid rage
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a drunk or is this wonkey Donkey Kong?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a foetus and I love your uterus.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a foreign dimension that intrudes and destroys reality. Hi!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a member of Tactical Seduction Team Cobra
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a mescaline poppy baron
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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of 13 votes, 0% like it
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of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I'm a police alien
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a skin job
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm about to make a move on you.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm an internet predator
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm brown because women are sexually stimulated by chocolate.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm cutting down with de-capitated coffee.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Done With R2D2
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm fine, how are you?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm four floors of fear - you're on the third floor
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm fresh out of submarines
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I'm glad we met, there are so many options
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass And R A P E Your Lass
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I'm half man, half machine - i'm humantronic
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I'm here now because she was constantly ovulating
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm here to kill your monster
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I'm in posession of a haunted camera
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm into vigilante-revenge fantasies
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm just another commuter and consumer
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Just Back From Nigeria - You Won't Receive Any More Emails.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm just some bloke in a twenty quid spidey costume
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm just some guy in a twenty dollar spidey costume
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm looking at you watching my spectacle
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm Not A Block Head, I'm A Cube Guy
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not a real doctor, is that a problem?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not calling Ghostbusters
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not Frankenstien-just an accident with a sewing machine
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not idiot proof
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not idiot proof
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Phantom Zero and I try to help people
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm positve I haven't got AIDS
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Sorry Doctor, I Had Air Trapped In My Virgina
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Spiderman but don't tell anyone
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm telling you a rumour of you hearing me spread a rumour
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm trapped a vicious cycle of lethal enjoymen
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'm wetting my pants over the task bar
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I've got a new idea...not anymore.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I've Got All The Booty And Plunder You Could Ever Want
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I've got an LSD story you have got to hear - It's a trip.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I've got pills for fake fast-forward religious experiences
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I've Got Some Cargo For You
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I've had enough! Your email privileges have been rescinded!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I've written hundreds of slogans
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Ideas That Reproduce?Memes...Memes...Memes...
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Identify with a pedophile
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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idiot monkeymatic reproducer machinery
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If 404 Is Not Found Try 405
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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If door does not open DO NOT ENTER
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If Excited Do The Invisible Jump Rope
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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If I die use me as fuel so we beat the others
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If I Don't Go To The Toilet I Will Go Crazy
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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If I Was Broken I'd Be Br o k en
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If I was not myself I would arrest myself
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If its NSFW then don't go to work.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If selection is so natural then how come I dated your Mom?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If the body is a temple then mine's a body bag.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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If the end is nigh then the let's make the end high
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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If The Revolution Is Televised Then All We'll Do Is Watch It
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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If these letters are CCTV then i'm watching you
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If things get really bad then i'll pee in a plastic cup
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If words fail, use space bar
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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If you attempt to trick me i'll fall for it but I will also know
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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If you can't coincide with yourself you're already different.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If you can't decide then stay on grey
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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If you don't like me you'll find plenty more in the warehouse.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If you don't like me you'll find plenty more in the wearhouse.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If You Get Drunk On Love You'll Suffer The Hang Over
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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If you have heart ache let me inject it with my love syringe
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If you have no stuff you have no life
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If you need to say it on your t-shirt you're probably not it
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If you read this you’re in a primal scene
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If you reject me i'll start bleeding from the eyes
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If You Run Late We'll Have A Sync Panic!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If You Talk Back You'll Crawl Back
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If You Want Service Ring My Bell
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If You Want To Beat The Clock Then Super Max
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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If You Want To Beat The Clock Then Super Max
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If You Want To Walk This Way Put One Foot Infront Of The Other
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If You Wish To Change Your Life Direction Go This Way
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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If you're a nerd then my bed is open source
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If you're going to nail me use rusty nails
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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If you're going to puke, puke into this.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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If Your Yacht Sinks Transform It Into A Submarine
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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If you’re general enough you’re gonna make a match
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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If you’re general enough you’re gonna make a match
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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If you’re general enough you’re gonna make a match
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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If zombies can accept the vulgar reality of my body, so can I.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Images created by mad wizards
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Images put into planetary loop
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Imagination makes everything glitter
So do drugs.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Imagine Been Torn Between A Vampire And Wearwolf
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Imagine you brain as vapour.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Imaging autonomous works of art introduces problems of mortality
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Immigrants in their own country
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Immortality is a R.I.P off
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Impatiently striding in to the Kill Zone
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Impecunious is not a cheap word
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Improve our sex life by looking at porn you can't see
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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In An Internet Far, Far Away...Meme Wars
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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In Disco City DJs Are Beat Brokers And Clubs Are Banks
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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In The Castle Of Crystal Meth Creeps Count Crackula
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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In the existential void experience great joy erasing subjectivity
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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In the future this is wearable video
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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In the gaps of the existing story, there is always another story
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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In the name of his Satanic Majesty I command you to undress
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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In the soup of time there is a fly.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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In the space there are stars and stuff
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Inadvertently sucking souls with corrupt technologies
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Incantatory beat mysticism
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Increase power levels
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Increase the release
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Incubate the eggs today!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Individual voxel spectra
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Infinite girlfriend just ran out of lives
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Ingredients carefully crafted and placed in a Petri dish of fame
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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INPUT
OUTPUT
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Inserted memories
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Inside My Butt Is Liquid Sun
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Inside this body is slimy life-substance
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Inside this body is slimy life-substance
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Instead of being sorry just get down on your knees and suck
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Internet fan
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Intoxication that hepatic horrid sense
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Is Moss A Moldy Flower?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Is our doomed love aesthetic?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Is the air heavy with excitement or are we under water?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Is the air was heavy with excitement or am under water?
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Is there a crime of against sorcery ?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Is there an iphone app for solving the power imbalance?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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It could have been a shark with black diamond teeth
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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It Doesn't Matter If You're Black Or White If You're A Peadophile
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white if your a peadophile.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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It doesn't matter if your'e black or white if your a peadophile.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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It doesn't matter what a slogan says because the jacket hides it
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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It embarasing falling in love because I always get a heart on
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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It has a philosophy and that is what makes it dangerous
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It rumbled like a force of nature down the highway
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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It's a good story and it sells beer
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's all in your head or your head is in all of it.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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It's good to have a hobby, it gets you through life
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It's her first scene
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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It's how it spreads so smash the social matrix
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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It's like these people are living in 80's films
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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It's Not A Cheat If You Rank Up
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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It's not an iPod, it's a Marvellous Music Machine
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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It's Not Snow It's White Rain
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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It's Time To Stop Hammer Time
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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It's turbo time
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Itchy cuts Scratchy into pieces. Scratchy is then reconstituted.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Its 10:56 in the Big Brother Household...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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It’s not a conversation when two people are data spraying
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It’s not garish; it’s a calculated riot of color
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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It’s too much, it’s explosive!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I’d shake your hand but my cell is fused to my fingers
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I’ll give you symbolic psychodramas
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I’ll make you wacky opiate waffles
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I’m dropping codeine bombs
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I’m drunk inside the promiscuity dimension
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I’m going to powder my nose
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I’m in the quicksand
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I’m not a morning person but I’ll wake up next to you
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I’m ready for your delusive opening move
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I’m seduced, are you?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I’m shy because I was partially discovered having sex in a field
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I’m with the DJ and he’s with the groupies
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I’m with the DJ and he’s with the groupies
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I’m your future, child. Don’t cry.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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J'adore Pentazocine Chocolate Composits
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Jack was on top of the world but failed to spot the iceberg
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Jedi don't give up
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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jeff goldblum dead
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Jen in love; Jen alone again
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus gets about because he takes God Liver Oil.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Jigsaw wanted to play a game so I pushed him off his tricycle
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Join Me As I Enter The Cosmos
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Join the debate.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Join Us In Computer Love
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Jump-cut modern exsistence
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Just above this t-shirt is something that makes noise
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Just in: desensitised readership hungry for authentic emotion
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Just like the kingdom of God, hell is within us
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Kanye Interrupts / Imma Ley You Finish
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Keep Building Giant Robots
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Keeping up with social software is a full time job
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Ketamine is a non-competitive NMDA receptor antagonist
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Kidnap your body
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Kill all art students
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Killer clowns from outer space eat ice scream
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Kiss Me Dead
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Lady in bed is better than lady in red dancing with me.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Lady in red is dancing with me, peer to peer
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Larry u r a natural at this game i think u will do really well!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Laudanum flip/flops
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Lawnmower man cuts virtual grass
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Leave Your Earth Behind
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Left, right, left, right, I don't want to die for my country.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Let go of my hand
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Let Me Check My Database... No Sorry You Must Be Terminated.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Let me illuminate you on the dark side
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Let me zoom in and get my zoom on.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Let the bass drum kick it
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Let the kids backyard wrestle
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Let's Do Some Solving!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Let's make lots of money
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Let's ring the internet
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Let’s spin the bottle till the top comes off
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Life Blood Pain Death. Welcome to teencore.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Life Is Never Messy Enough For A Finger Painter
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Life. It happens.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Life. It happens.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Like a fish needs a bicycle
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Like this. Do it.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Lines are open to the democracy of public emotion
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Liquid Sun Cascades From My Butt Crack
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Live hard. Sell hard.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Live hard. Sell hard.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Living a psychic death
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Living in America's internal Third World
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Lobby hard for change
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Lock down..this is G-force radar one
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Locking oneself up with one's own image
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Logic
[ ] [ ]
Bombs
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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LOL cats teh sack drown in teh torrent
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Look at me taking pictures of myself with my mobile phone
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Look both ways before crossing the road
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Looking for a sexual adventure with a desperate ending.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Looking in? Wrong way, get in and look out.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Looks like someones time of the month
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Lost among the people of searchers.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Lotion, check. Basket, check. Hose, check. All we need is a woman
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Love Dolphin Snacks
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Love is interiorised couple-passion
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Love junk hate food nazis
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Love On Laser Disc
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Love rule bending death match maps
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Love the Enzyme Unzipping My Pants Slogan! Good Work Mate!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Loving life, don't turn around the hand rail
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Luminous conversation but you’re nearly invisible
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Luxurious Pentazocine Chocolate Composites
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Mad drunken Americans
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Mafia wars? Mafia bores
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Mainline Rock Directly Into The Vein
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Make rejection of fashion fashionable
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Make the audience watch harder
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Male voyeur
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Man i've gotta take a love break
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Man sang Eminem while stabbing his family
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Manok Ng Ina Mo!
(Chicken of your mother)
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Marry Paul McCartney and you'll die of cancer or loose a leg.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Martini, shaken not stirred.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Mass-mediafied
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Mate, avoid that chick, she's properly traumatic.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Math is progressing: 2+2 = fourward
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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MDMA is holy sacrament
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Me monster truck. Me squash dead car for extreme patriot.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Mechanical restraints such as leather cuffs
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Mediated events mediate future events
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Mega-corporations micro-consumers
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Megatron, your dinners ready!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Megatron, your dinners ready!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Mel Gibson is reading minds
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Members Only Areas Are For People Who Are Members
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Memory almost full
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Memory is overrated, history a lewd act infringing on the present
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Mens memories are no source of truth
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Mess with the stache,
get thrown in the t
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Meth: not even once
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Michael Myers did my makeup and Freddy Kruger fixed my nails
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Microsoft History Maker v.2.1
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Milf Mom and Rave Dad
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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MILF Predator
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Militarized masculinity
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Military super gadget
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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milking the g-spot
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Mind-Game Over
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Mirrors: fine tuning your narcissistic reinvestment
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Mirrors: fine tuning your narcissitic reinvestment
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Missing: Wind. Please return to wondering storm.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Models are beautiful trouble makers
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Monday morning: bombarded with impossible orders.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Money is a suicide note
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Monster trucks: livestock of the agrarian technocracy
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Morphine is a pure agonist at all opioid receptor sites
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Mortality is the passage of time What are you waiting for?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Motors scything crops of humans
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Move A Bit, The Sun Is In My Eyes
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Move A Bit, The Sun Is In My Eyes
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Music for a drug that has not been invented yet
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Music says no
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Mutton Heads Are Addicted To Lamb
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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My 34th detox
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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My adrenalin is at Rambo level!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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My appetite for blood is insatiable
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My big worry is not to be ignored but to be accepted.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My big worry is not to ignored but to be accepted.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My boyfriend is a disk head
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My boyfriend is disk head
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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My boyfriend is such a disk head
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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My chest bombs are ticking
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My computer is an optimist
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My cottage burnt down. The village is a mess. Where is the ring?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My experiences have made me a pacifist
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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My eyes are too closely set, I look like a criminal
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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My Face Is The Perfect Reflection Of An Asymmetric Nightmare
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My female rivals use derogation tactics in crowded rooms
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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My first girlfriend was the blonde chick in SEGA Outrun
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My hair is not messy, it's distorted.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My hand has not lost its cunning - I have your knickers
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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My hard drive has filth
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My House Is An Obelisk. You Are Welcome Anytime.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My laptop is nasty
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My Life Is Filled With Fear
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My moisturizer is enriched with caffeine
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My mother tried to drown me in the bath tub - but I have gills!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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My mum is a celebrity chef
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My response to you is based on an influence ramp
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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My scream song is will do you head in.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My secret must be decoded with loud music
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My Tube Is Rude
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My weakness: receptive to the
whims of grossly inflated psyches
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My willy has shrivelled
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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My words have been possessed by a voice.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Nah just the usual Illegal phenomena
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Nailing two is better than one
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Naughty angel
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Need a hand? Try one of my alternative tentacles.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Neo was not chosen because Morpheus painted the red pill blue.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Networkcentric technoautocracies
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Never do anything
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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New World Order, same old world
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Next thing they'll be taking pictures of our thoughts.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Next time you copy software you compromise homeland security. NOT
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Nice to cyber-meet you!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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NO awesome, NO vampires, NO zombies, NO
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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No beer, No Comment
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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No dumb blondes, just dumb jokes
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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no genre ever really dies
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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NO JAILBREAK REQUIRED
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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No music
No life
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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No one can touch me in the toilet
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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No one listens
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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No retreat, no surrender, no tea, no cakes
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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No such thing as a boring breakfast
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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No this is my joke mask
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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No this is my joke mask
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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No waste, i'm a proper time sponge
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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No way, you're too slow for a ninja
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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No, I like the comma there
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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No, I like the comma there
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Nobody can get to that last thing
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Nobody can get to that last thing
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Non Military Weapon
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Not all my slogans are Um, stupid
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Not another mobile entertainment content manager
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Not now, i'm in an impossible state of hyperstimulation
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Nothing can stop us
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Nothing is in vein is you have a rich arterial flow of fear
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Nothing will stand in my way even if I have to beg
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Nu-bureaucracy
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Nuclear holocausts rendered in rainbows
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Number one...with a bullet
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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O is where the all the holes in doughnuts go
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Obama's dog: Yes we canine
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Obey the rules of the trilogy or die
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Obsessed with myself, ancestor of my own alternative realities
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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OCP
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Off to war
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Offensive is unusual
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Oh my god you should have been extinct 30 million years ago!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Oh sexy times!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Oh Shi!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Ok you got to level 5 but your dinners ready. What do you do now?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Okay, I'm just going to totally emo out right now
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Olympics: elite athletes on androgens
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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On a ragga tip
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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On a train, shaped like putty into economic vessels
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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On Monday mornings I'm bombarded with impossible orders.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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One does not paint ASCII art, one writes it.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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One is the chosen Neo
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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One person can only adopt so many Cambodian children.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Online dating can be considered a form of
online shopping
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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only begun the hax war has
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Only Midgets Get Drunk From A Mini Bar
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Oral Sex Only Sucks If You Forget How To Blow
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Our Fate Is Not To Be Born But To Be Downloaded
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Out here i'm a neurotic weakling but in cyberspace...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Outburst, Rude, Period.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Over proximity of a another human being is potential harasment .
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Packed full of social substance
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Paft Dunk
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Pain is the necessary cost of authenticity.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Panic! Stop, Repeat!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Panties the way you like 'em: dirty with just a hint of girl pee
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Parallax P a r l l a x P a r a l l a x
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Parallax P a r l l a x P a r a l l a x Scrolling
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Part of the Cuban crime wave
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Party animal has collosal appetite for midnight oil
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Party animal has colossal appetite for midnight oil
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Party Faktor
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Party using repetitious-compulsive controlled hedonic circuits
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Party with violence in your noise
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Passion exogenously transmitted via alcohol
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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People are incapable of understanding themselves
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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People are transforming themselves into images
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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People buy products to strengthen their sense of themselves
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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People Look At Me Because I'm On Suicide Watch
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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People pumping on plexiglas platforms
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Perception is deception
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Pie, the edible pie chart
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Pimp my superbad modeselektor
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Pink Floyd + dentist = comfortably numb
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Pirate Bay R.I.P
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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PIRATE SOFTWARE KEY GENERATOR
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Plastic surgeons contribute to the celebrity pool
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Play The End Game.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Play your cards right and i’ll get supine
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Play your OWN adventure!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Please access my subjectivity
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Please don't hurt the animals while teasing them
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Please Extreme Deep Invader
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Please leave your message after the tone
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Please Open The Door!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Please punish me hard and fast and without mercy until I am yours
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Please visit my grave
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Pleasure is only accesible to me in pathological forms.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Pledge allegiance and your lives will be used to generate data
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Police $ign
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Politics is showbiz for ugly people
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Polymorphously perverse pop lunacy
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Poo and wee, I do it all the time.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Porn or Die
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Pornographers are always interputing my coitus!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Post-modern pulp detection
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Post-slacker generation MTVX
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Pounding 2 Babes behind the scenes
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Pour My Milk On Your Porn Flakes
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Powerteam USA
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Pregnant with information I crave multiple daily updates
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Prepare for battle because this is dance off.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Prepare for battle because this is dance off.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Prepare for battle because this is dance off.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Prepare For Max Damage
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Press up to go up.
Press down to go down.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Pretentious HypeBeast
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Princess of the Posse
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Pro Nuke Child Of The Atom
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Pro-Nuke Child Of THe Atom
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Probably...
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Proceed with your love problem
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Product of the Tyrell Corporation
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Profit Always Comes With Loss
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Promiscuous Antisocial Personality Disorder
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Promiscuous Mother Makes Good Cookies
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Promiscuous Mother Makes Good Cookies
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Protect And Survive
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Protecting distressed maidens is my business and business is good
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Protein shakes are on the house
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Prowling for teenage flesh on the streets of America
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Psycho-anal-ysis
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Pull My Ripcord And I'll 5hit Giggles
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Punch a clown
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Punish the bible!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Put a gun to my head and pull the trigger
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Put A Penny In My Mouth And I'll Know The Future - Metal Tasting.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Put Knowledge In Your Tetra Pack Head
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Put me down
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Put your chicken fillets away
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Put your color in music
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Quickly, quickly. Before we start worshipping insects.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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RAAAR! - my volatile mode of expression.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Raise your eyebrows, drop your jaw, flair your nostrils
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Rangers enjoy Hexobarbital Power Berries
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Rat hunting season
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Rat poison cocaine
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Rave New World
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Reading Rocks
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Reading slogans is consuming consumption
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Reading this is a result of the scopic drive to power.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Ready to demo!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Reality is actualy only as virtual.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Reality is unTV
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Reality TV is an image strategy
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Recall my birth? My eyes were closed, I had slime in my ears!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Record yourself in a format suitable for YouTube
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Red eyed Cylons demand free Visine
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Release me for I am tied to the seductions of the interface
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Retain the dignity of the meaninglessness
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Reverberation: the production of spurious echoes
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Rick Rollered
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Ride On Disonance
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Robot rapper’s love Optimus Rhyme
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Rodents in Ma Spacelab, Get ray gun fast
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Roman fuel package
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Roses are red, oranges are blue, my color chart sucks
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Rough, hard, massive
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Run, run, run away
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Rush the bum show
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Sail with the information pirate
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Satan makes wonderful speeches
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Satan: the gratuitous hypothesis
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Say no to spawn camping
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Say something; I need to be interrupted
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Scared about giving birth? Practice with a pumpkin
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Scatological Humor Is Everywhere
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Scheduled for auto-annihilation
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Seagulls on E = skyloops.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Search engine spiders
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Secret Agent Sucks Sexy Spy
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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See you in hyperspace
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Seek salvation through my body
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Self-expression proceeds through extravagant consumption
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Set it off
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Seven Brad/Jen/Angelina stories endlessly recycled
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Sexual Arms Race
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Sexy Angel licked and boned
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Sexy cheerleader seducing teacher
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Sexy girl sucked in whirlpool
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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She blew Kaptain Dirk's spock on a star wreck
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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She died making a million men explode
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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She gets it hard in her drive
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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She Puts The Lotion In the Basket
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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She repelled me with canteen trays in the food court
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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She was strange so I killed her.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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She's tied up like a pig and laid chest down on the velvet bag
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Shell Shock 2.0
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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She’s my daughter and I’ll do what I like!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Shoot Me With Your Soul Gun
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Short pithy maxims for short attention spans
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Should we save the malfunctioning corporation called the USA?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Shove Your Fingers In My Neck
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Shut up, stay in your corner and be a good person.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Shy guy sprays girl with slime
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Side effects include reading T-shirts
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Silver texters - pensioners on txt msg
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Sing off: you sing something, then i'll sing something
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Sir, there is a fly in my fly soup
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Skin is slime capsule of orgasm
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Skinny chicks are tooth picks
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Slam Evil!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Slavery is its own reward!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Slimy and wet throat
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Slogans: mind splats from bird bums
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Slow down I’m getting temporal data compression
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Slut getting access
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Smile! You're on retina!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Smoke the monster out
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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So hot, there are now five seasons
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Social Commentary
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Social expression of unified purpose
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Social networking: rise of the ego-dead
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Social softwear auto-communicating zombies
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Society of bio-politics
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Soda fountain of youthful energy
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Soft Cage - Quality Padded Cells For The Mad Since 1906
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Some one spiked the bananas cos he's wonkey Donkey Kong
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Someone answer the phone.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Something about this planet doesn't feel right
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Sorry I bumped into you, I was blinded by science.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Sound is vibration, get off on my voice!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Sparkling low calorie soft drink with vegetable extracts.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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spat rattle of machine gun self-projection
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Spawn Again
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Speaking of chairs, you look like a fun place to sit.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Speed out classes brute force
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Stand by the speaker and get some gut bucket bass!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Starlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Start Your Journey Now My Lord
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Stay At Home
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Steal my identity
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Steven Hawkins has written a new book...it's about time.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Still Chainsaw After All These Years
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Stop Or I'll Squirt!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Stop ordering me to enjoy myself!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Stop sending planets spinning and make me a cup of tea
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Stop Thinking Junk Thought
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Stop Using My Toilet As A Stargate!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Story telling was commercialised in the middle ages
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Strippers are artists who create physical culture
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Stupidity has got me speechless
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Stupidly just happens
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Submissive wife loves to party
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Success is awesome, eat my success
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Succinct, stylized communication is essential
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Suck and spread
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Suck my ectoplasmic
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Suck my left one
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Suck off you bloody vampires
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Suck On My Fishsticks Balls, Put 'Em In Ya Mouth 'n Suck Em!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Suck this: 8====D
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Sucker punch cheap shot monster
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Suicide and drug abuse and waking up from a decade of mistakes
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Suicide Club
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Sultan your desert has smashing sand!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Sun cluster oracle rack
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Super Boosted Armor
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Supercharged cultural commodification
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Surf the darknet
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Surrender is a word used by people who give up
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Swallowed a large bumper
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Swaying, spinning, jumping
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Sweeping for broomsticks on the witch radar
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Synaptic acid stars
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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T-shirt doubles as a meme generator
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Take a FREE test to see if you are going to heaven!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Take care! Fall into water carefully!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Take me home tonight, i'm big on Sundays.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Take the red pill Neo. If not, take the blue one.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Talk About Pop Muzik
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Talk to me, I need to escape from obscurity
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Talk to me. Be part of it.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Talking about Facebok is strictly prohibited on these premises
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Taskbar: No more ALT-TAB switching!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Team Cobra
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Tech Romancer gives wargasm
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Technology is ideology
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Technophiliac hacker sub-culture vs. High School Musical 3
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Telegenically modified sociability
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Tell Her To Ride Your Serpent.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Tell me if you know this
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Tera gets licked and sucks
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Terror has a reflection all its own
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Terror on the dance floor
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Textual intercourse is sex without secretions
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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thank god for japanese kids
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Thanks for the mini memories
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Thanks for the request. Totally approved!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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That exorcist chick is a bit of a head turner.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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That's a handsome table!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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That's one small step for man, one giant XYZ for mankind
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The $ is no longer a star in the economic constellation.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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the addition of repetition the addition of repetition
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The appearances of seamless continuity were sustained...UNTIL NOW
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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The appearances of seamless continuity were sustained...UNTIL NOW
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The Baddest DJ On Two Turntables Is the DJ Who Can't Mix
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The bible is the law of the religious illusion
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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The bile in my gut is coming up in my throat
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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The bizarre emotional orgy of celebrity death
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The buddy sytem isn't working
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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The burden of humanity: the awareness of death
and futility
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The chainsaw is in the fear shed
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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The chemicals we need are in the earth
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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The Cinematic Screen Is A Giant Toilet Where We Watch Crap
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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The computer doctor - I make computers work for you
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The continuous mad rhythm of drinking-eating-singing-fornicating.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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The copulation of clichés
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The criminality of artistic innovation
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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THE DARK IS IN MY MOUTH, AND I SUCK IT
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The desire for intellectual download
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The devil does not require you believe in him to serve him
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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The devil is delighted to see you here!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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The Devil took me like a bride to the alter
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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The disco is full of annoying monsters that constrict movement
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The Dow Jones is the metric we choose to measure our health
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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The dyslexic left the county when he used Microsoft Excel
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The end is nigh because I can't tune my TV
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The endless game of gradual and partial penetrations
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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The eye is not the window of the soul. It is the crack.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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The F7 Key. Learn it. Use It. Love It.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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The fake go left go right plan
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The flash, the shiver, the impact
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The fork is the power of the trinity
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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The foundation for my theory of maximum street velocity
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The future has a new attitude
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The future of love enforcement
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The future of world police is here: Globocop
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The genius of a thousand raves
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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The Gig Is Up. Get Up And Move To That Wall. Do It.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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The Girls A Freak
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The global mind embodied in the World Wide Web is my mind.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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The gods of dancing have been watching over this battle
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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The gods of dancing have been watching over this battle
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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The governator is terminating text books but they'll be back
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The gym: converting pain into power
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The Harbinger Of Drinks
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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The hero won’t get you home but the script will
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The horror, the horror…
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The ideal of the fatal woman possesses you totally.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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The insects looked forward to a night of clicktech and microhouse
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The Integrity Of My Body Is About To Disintegrate
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The Internet: a festival under survailance
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The joy of continuous celebration... party on.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The lair or the white worm is my butt pushing out whipped cream
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The language of the beats
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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The Last Time We Met I Killed You. Now You Are Back. My Bad.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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The law is upheld but where is the justice?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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The light at the end of the tunnel is a train coming towards us
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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The live that flowers between a girl and a donkey
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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The Logic Of The System Is Not My Personal Pathology
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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The Lost Highway has to be on the map somewhere!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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The love that flowers between a girl and a donkey
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The mad pimp is protected by a team of robo hoes
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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The Meat For Speed
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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The Mom. We love it!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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The monster isn't the car it's the driver
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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The more you are yourself the more you are imposed by yourself
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The more you drink, the more you want.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The music is making my semi-circular canals go wild
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The name of the father, the desire of the mother
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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The Never Ending Story runs for 102 minutes
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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The Nightmare That Is Me
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The numerical version of yin and yang is 69
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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The Object of Sex Is A Sex Object
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The office is clothes
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The oldest sexually transmitted disease was the contagious orgasm
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The only employment available in prison is a hand-job
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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The only good system is a sound system!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The oven is my friend
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The paranoid is the person in possession of all the facts
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The Passion Fruit Of Christ
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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The perfect fusion of violence and science
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The Perfect Reflection Of An Asymmetric Nightmare
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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The pharoah will now see you
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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The poetry made me do it
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The police know.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The political erotics of hyperindividualized electronic subjects
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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The politicans didn't break the rules, they interpreted them
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The porn is mightier than the relationship
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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The postmodern aesthetic of the fragment
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The potential to decay makes our meeting more special
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The Precise Moment Of The Catastrophe Is Now
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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The Princesses Bride has a great sword fight
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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The Problem With Killing Is That The Blood Gets Everywhere
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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The psychiatric evasion of morality
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The punks were given a sentance of 21 years
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The quality T-shirt. It is. Are you?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The rattle of machine gun self-projection
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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The rave is the womb
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The real hell is upstairs
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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The role of the voyeur is redoubled by that of the exhibitionist
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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The same patterns keep repeating
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The spanner never works
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The spiral of self-evidence
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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The sudden telepresence of terror
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The symbol of the blinding white cloud
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The synergy
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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The system sucks
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The T-shirt for those who can read
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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The thing from inner space
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The Thread Of Shirt Came From A Thread That Is Officially Awesome
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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The time is now. No, it is now.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The time is now. no, it's now.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The toughest game of all is against yourself
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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The Transformers Sequel Is Loud, Obnoxious, and Loud
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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The Transformers Sequel Is Loud, Obnoxious, and Loud
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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The Triumph of Advertising in American Culture
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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The usual, got banged up by a drumer and they don't want to know
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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The Video Game Murders: 16 Bits Of 8 Lovers
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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The violence of the lambs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The voice in your head is reading this to you
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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The whole universe was crazy, cockeyed and extremely strange
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The workers have always made history
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The world: generalized hysteria
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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The worse it gets the more I love it
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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The zenith of the powerful cosmos
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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THE ZOMBIE IS IN DANGER
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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The Zone: experience of timelessness from absolute engagement
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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There are dim and adorable regions inside this room
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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There Are Plenty Of Fish In The Sea, But There Is Too Much Sea
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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There Go The Passers By
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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There is a devil in my purse who says we need more drink
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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There is a kind of brooding tension
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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There is a pizza on the floor. Should we eat it?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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There is a point of reference but you won’t find it here
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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There is an alligator in my pants and I need to be real snappy
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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There Is An Un- Exploded Bomb Under My Pants
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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There Is An Un-Exploded Bomb In My Pants
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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There is bacteria in this room, get me out of here!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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There Is Hope, But Not For Us.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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There is no available light, please come back later.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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There is no grand solution, only methodical modifications
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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There is no substantial visual evidence of debris
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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There is perfection in imperfection.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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There is something fishy about that sushi
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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There will alwyas be data Google will never find
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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There's nothing more valuable than knowledge
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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These Are My Smart Bombs
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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They are my cephalic tentacles
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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They control you because you enjoy surplus-obedience
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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They love the chemical; all his crop spay gone
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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They make them in the child factory
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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They said this would happen
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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They were called in to protect the world from total destruction
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Things are ok, I just keep slagging on.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Things exist by mistake. You're looking at one.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Think outside the box, collapse the box, take a sharp knife to it
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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This body has been possessed by another mind
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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This conversation is ossifying my flesh
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This Disco Sucks, Let's Go Dance In A Minefield
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This human contains molecular accidents and genetic mutations
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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This Human Is Available To Rent
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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This is a 'working title'
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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This Is A Glimpse Of An Ancient Future
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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This is a good tune!
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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This is a red light district
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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This Is A Special Announcement
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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This is a working title
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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This Is An Open Resource
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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This is an unauthorized image
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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This is me from the outside
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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This is me getting friendly
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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This is me: self-projection, self-display
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This is not an ice cube, its a goblin!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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This is not in the Copywriter' s Hall of Fame
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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This is not in the Copywriter’s Hall of Fame
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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This Is The Information Centre
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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This Is The Introduction, This Is The Middle, And This Is The End
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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This is the surprising intrusion of a fake absense
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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This Isn't ASCII Art
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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This isn't heat, it's hell
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This isn't porn, its a dirty projector.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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This maiden lived with no other thought
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This mind has been possessed by another body
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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This party is
a phalanx of lawnmowers
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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this person is sick in her retarded mind.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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This Place Is Full Of Violations
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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This Profile No Longer Exists
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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This status update cannot be updated.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This town is a rotten morgue
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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This tune is a digitally complex wall of reconstituted sound
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Those mountains are false
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Those zombies chose the wrong city to crash
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Thought I was right. I wasn't.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Thrills, pleasure, gratification
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Throw me an e-raft, i'm drowning in digital diversions
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Throw out the baby and keep the dirty water
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Thugtronica
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Thundercars are hoes
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Tie me up with a rope, whip me, then use the suppository
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Time for a commercial break
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Time for beer, sport and phalagocentric power discourse.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Time for some disco retooling
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Time to damage!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Time to kick some asteroid
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Tired Of Fail. Time For Epic.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Tired of shelter the beleaguered self in a techno-bubble
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Tired of sheltering the beleaguered self in a techno-bubble
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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To gain an insight into my life you need 3D glasses.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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To meet horror you must drown in the Lake Teen
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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To solve the murder fantasize yourself as a witness to the murder
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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To the face. Say it.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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To the hand. Talk to it.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Tonight we dine at a teenage slumber party.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Took acid, Termites In The Bathtub
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Torture Porn. That got your attention
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Total dictatorship of fashion
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Total digital control
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Total party monster
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Totalitarian network of t-shirt control
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Touch me if you have a voracious appetite for surfaces
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Touch My Polyester Pants
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Touch these!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Townsfolk resent strangers - especially the aliens in disguise
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Transactions in the wound toilet
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Traumatic social antagonisms
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Truth has the structure of a fiction
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Truth. Justice. Mercy. Not here.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Try my sports mode
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Try Out Suction Tires
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Try Out Suction Tyres
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Try To Live
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Turbo hustle
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Twins home alone yum yum
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Twins home alone yum yum
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Two goals: relationship development and identity realization
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Type the slogan in the form below to submit it for scoring!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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U biatches had ur chance
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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u suck, noobs!!!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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UFOs are proof the gods play Ultimate Frisbee.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Uncover The Truth About Your Life
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Unisex is U & I Having Sex
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Unleash The Ban Hammer
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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unorthodox methods achieve superior results
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Unternet
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Username:
Password:
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Uzi 9mm
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Vader is the anxiety of the father outliving the son.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Vast lagoons of text based discharges
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Vectors of delivery
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Vegas the megaorgy of
lights
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Vegas, mega orgy of light
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Very hot black is licked professional
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Vicarious pseudo-protagonist t-shirt
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Violate me with your rhythm stick
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Volgograd: The Ultimate Imaginary Location For A Revolution
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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w3 @re teh w1n!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Wage eternal war on flamers
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Wait till I get my bulging rubber paws on you
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Wait untill you see my stupid cheap monkey dance
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Wait! Will I meet you? When will I meet you? I have to meet you!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Wake up, browse porn, die inside.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Want psycho analysis? My ears are your couch.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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War Games: the only way to win is not to play
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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WAR IN THE AGE OF ARTIFICIAL STUPIDITY
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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War of tug
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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War! Mass, energy, and information
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Warning! Stark terror in the heart of the danger zone.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Warning: audiovisual detonation
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Warning: I shunt men off podiums
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Warning: I'm addicted to strangers.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Warning: This auto-cue is frozen
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Warning: toilet cameras are for research purposes only
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Wars today are declared as wars for peace. They are still wars.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Watch us, alienate us, manipulate us, inform us
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Watching China Become Powerful Is Turning Us Into Monsters
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Watching hot chicks playing their game
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Watching: you do not know it but you are doing it.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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We about to juke it
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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we all need health insurance except for the dead
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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We are all cynics, we just obey the ritual.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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We Are Based On Real People
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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We are in the middle of the pirate danger zone
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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We are not Big Brother House mates
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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We are not in Afghanistan for freedom. We are in it for revenge.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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We are now throbbing
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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We are on the roof of America and all we can do is to yell
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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We are on the roof of America and all we can do is yell
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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We are strangely sedated by each others presence
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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we are surrender! plz dunt ban us!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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We are the stories we are telling ourselves about ourselves
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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We are very amazing maniacs
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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We are witnessing the evolution of a legend
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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We can do whatever we want as long as we do it discreetly
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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We can't leave it to insurance companies to deliver justice
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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We didn't start the flame war
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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We have become machines that make machines
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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We kissed. She melted. Mop please!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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We met at a future love space party
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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We met in a multi user domain
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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We met on a train but you don't remember
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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We need a better weapon if we're going to beat God
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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We need more wheel chairs on the dance floor.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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We want our lives to matter
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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We Want Some God Damn Answers
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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We were so addicted to that rush we'd dance all through the night
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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We will win in the end
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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We've got stock exchanges and nuclear warheads
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Welcome to the Adventure Club
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Welcome To The Leadership Core
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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What colour is your life?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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What Do I Want? Solutions.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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What do you call blue poo? Avarturd
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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What do you do? New media? Get lost
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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What Do You Give A TimeTraveller's Wife? A Future Piece Of Faeces
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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What does “nice” mean?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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What happens after the end of the world?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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What happens to the images of little girls?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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What if evil could be distilled into a human portion?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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What insect makes glitchiest sound?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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What is a group of dolphins?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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What Is Called Thinking?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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What is the problem with art?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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What is the secret ingredient?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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When did spazzing out qualify as a dance?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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When I find that microscopic opening the thrill is incredible
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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When I party my blood dances
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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When I pray to God he sends me porn
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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When Is Enough Not Enough?
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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When People See This They Hear The Cop Theme
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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When someone is dying in front of you there are no rules
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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When stimulated the hard drive produces pre-code
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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When the lights come on in the disco you are in for a shock.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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When the lights come up in the disco the horror begins
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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When the Terminators took over it was hard to make a come back
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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When we meet it will be different
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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When we pray why do we look at the ground instead of up at God?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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When we start getting packet loss, freeze the process
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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When you see your father naked you see the mystery of your origin
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Where are you going? Where are you going?
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Where can i find the epic?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Where can I purchase baby photos?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Where Is My Douche Bag?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Where is your toilet? I need to pass a psychoanalytic stool
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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White ice creams in black holes
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Who is your daddy and what is his name?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Who needs a free will when you have a free won't?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Who Painted My Cat Black?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Who said oh la la?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Whom do you believe, my words or your eyes?
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Whose the bad man?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Why am I naked? and why are you taking pictures of me?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Why did you draw a portrait of me naked?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Why does stuff come out of me?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Why should you be afraid of me? You know very well I don’t exist
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Will you marry me?
You will marry me,
Marry me you will.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Windows 3.1
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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With Femachine there are infinite cybererotic combinations
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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With Metalife You Have More Options
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Woman is the symptom of man
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Words and things
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Words are weapons in the infowar
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Words cannot express
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Work life plans
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Work: coffee and bad requests
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Working class super star
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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WTF the funk?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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WTF token dispencer
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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www.myspace.com/rossbrodie
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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X+X=girl
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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X+Y=man
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Yeah I had a dead childhood too
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Yeah? Tell me how.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Yes i'm an axe murderer but forget it, how many logs do ya want?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Yes, yes, romantic excess, just get me a drink
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Yo I'mma Really Happy For You, And I'mma Let Ya Finish...
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Yo Wannit Bad, Boy?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You + I = Dangerous Mixture
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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You and I are plot inventions intended to breed sequels.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You Are Another Of One Of My Older Lovers
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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You are horrified yet you cannot take your eyes off it
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You are hot. I am mute.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You are lazy, be gone
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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You Are Looking At The Interface With God
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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You are looking at the source of pain
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You are needlesly spraying photons around
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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You are needlessly spraying photons around
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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You are not a bad person
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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You are not inferior to me
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You Are The Bomb
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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You are the formally rejected
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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You Are The Reason
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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You Are Under Surveilance.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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You better jump like the Hyper Frog
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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You bring elephants into the room because you want attention
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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You Call It Soccer I Call It Football
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You can escape from everything but justice
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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You can have my number but you'll get mobile spam
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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You can't be at the edge until you cross it.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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You can't keep control unless you untie me
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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You can't see a black phantom in the dark
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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You can\'t be at the edge until you cross it.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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You chat up lines are entry level techniques
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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You don't recognize me but your body remembers
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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You don't want to die! You want to live!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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You don’t want an accident on your body, you want a drama.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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You find me desirable because desire means never to be satisfied
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You have a relentless seeking sense
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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You have produced squat!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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You have something on me
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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You just received a txt msg
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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You made a sound because you experienced something
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You must be joking.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You need Satan more than he needs you
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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You need to be disciplined. Bend over.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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You only have a lifetime to escape.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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You only seem to love on fixed subroutines
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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You passed this module, but can you handle the next?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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You represent yourself by watching me
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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You should know an HIV scare is going through the porn industry
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You Son Of A Biscuit Eater
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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You Think People Are Watching You But It Is You Who Is Watching
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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You think you can bring the rain?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You want to know how I got this way? One word: Necrophilia.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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You will meet me in 2109 but you won't recongise me.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You will submit to my power
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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You won’t know what hit you because you’ll be dead
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You zombies just crashed the wrong party
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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You're bursting and i'm not happy about it
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You're not idiot proof because i'm stupid and you like me
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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You've got bits of dead sister all over your smile.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You've got something in your hair
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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You've got the WTF-factor
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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You've just made first contact with alien life
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Young man of great promise requires a job
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Young people are responsible for making people feel older.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Your brain, being an incredibly sophisticated computer, says NO
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Your buns shock me, they are full of currents.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Your coolness just got razed 1000 points
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Your dirty, fallacious magic just might work
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Your Dog Is Like Tom Cruise, It Jumps On Couches
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Your dress is a frock up
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Your eyes are harvesting my healthy skin
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Your eyes gently trickling over my slogan
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Your fantasy space is projected
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Your house. It's where you live.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Your mother sucks icicle pops in hell
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Your psychic agency is controlling my body
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Your request is my command
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Your second Ferrari should always be yellow
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Your special energy and daring is rubbing off on me
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Your team is disorganized
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Your Vagina Is Haunted
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Your wife loves you watching her...with me.
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Your coolness just got razed 1000 points
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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YouTubers insist you watch
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You’re a genius all the time
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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You’re looking at a fatal consequence
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You’re reading this but I’m already inside your house
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You’re trapped in a future you didn’t create
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Zombies + shopping malls = normal reality
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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silicon insertion slots
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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||||||Scan Me|||||||
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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}:BATTLECRY:{
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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“Germany, awaken.”
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/940652/Ross_Brodie
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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