Yours Truly is one of the mental cases behind the work of art that is SideshowGifts.com!

And I swear that little mishap in Albuquerque was not my doing, no matter what that gang of Elvis impersonators says! And nevermind the incident in Barcelona. You can't blame me for stealing that Fabergé Egg--it was Easter and Bubbles the Clown was making a cake. All that aside, I hope we can get to be the best of friends. After all, one can never know too many insane Sideshow folk!

P.S. Yours Truly, that is to say, Acid Rayne, would just LOVE to meet all you delicious folks! And for the record my little spangled duckies---complete jerkwads, bigots, total meanie pants, and related closed-minded dorks do NOT qualify as "delicious." We feed them to Sharkface and The Caretaker.