Inside this shirt is a joke.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Let's burn that bridge when we get to it.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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It's not stalking, I'm just following you... everywhere
of 25 votes, 48% like it
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Can't we just hug it out?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Gravity makes the world go-round.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I don't eat fruit because it's forbidden.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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George found his curiosity in a pile of dead cats.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Belts and suspenders, mortal enemies.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I don't live in my parents basement, I live in their shed.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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You can talk the talk but can you waka the waka?
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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I don't climb trees for fun. I climb trees to escape from bears.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I'm the updated version.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I have so many bad ideas.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Avoid run-on sentences it's easy to do with punctuation marks.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I am super popular online.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I am super popular in my mmorpg.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I have all these great ideas!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Slap you like Shiva.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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May I interest you in a sub-prime mortgage?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Sharks and bears, natural enemies.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Alexander wants a salad too.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Tambourines don't get enough play.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Dinosaurs didn't believe in global warming either.
of 17 votes, 59% like it
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I have I.B.S.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Newton, a cookie with gravitational pull.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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You wouldn't get it, this shirt is an inside joke.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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Aristotle, Plato and Socrates. The original rat pack.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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A beer in the hand is better than two in the bush.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Half man, half bear, half pig.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Carpe Cerevisi (Seize the beer)
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Balaenae nobis conservandae sunt! (Save the whales)
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Amor caecus est (Love is blind)
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Amantes sunt amentes (Lovers are Lunatics)
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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The Lava Monster just wants to be friends.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I am mostly here.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Popsicle are funner than obstacles.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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ill-eagle
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Give the rabbit some freaking trix you selfish little bratty kids
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Can you believe I found this shirt in the garbage!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Quite or you'll ruin an awkward moment.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Can we try jumping through squares to mix things up a bit?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Cannibalism, don't knock it till you rock it.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Is it larger than a breadbox?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I speak 7 alien languages, what can you do?
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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My inner voice has it's own agenda.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt is bacon flavored.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Food is my appetite suppressant.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Behold, organized chaos at work.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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The more we know, the more we wish we didn't.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I am my own doppleganger
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Critic of everything
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Gravity is a drag queen.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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This shirt contains the power to move you.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Always carry a stick, they are great for poking things.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Chupacabra believer
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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When in doubt freak out.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Quasars, black holes and supernovas oh my!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Certified Interloper
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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(This space intentionally left blank)
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I will know you better in the future.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Shake well as contents may have settled.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Yes, I are special. No, you can be too.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Cave trolls are out of work bridge trolls.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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This shirts been around the block a few times.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Zombies get a bad rap
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I would give you this shirt but it's not mine.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Don't make me drop a house on you.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Dorthy is a murderer.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt is invisible!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It's better to fly under the radar, there may be SAM's.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is not reversible.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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May have rabies.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Yoda, 900 years old and still liked to play with flashlights.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Get rich faster with a rhombus scheme.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Would you like to be apart of my pyramid scheme?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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My car is infested with mynocks.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Retroactively speaking of course.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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The early bird gets shot.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Conservatives, putting the fun back into fundamentalism.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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The Tooth Fairy has issues
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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Eskimos, playing with ice before it was cool.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Test subject 037
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Member of Jurisfiction
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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9-11: Emergency
4-11: Information
7-11: Slurpee
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Ace
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The Idea Department is underfunded. Take this shirt for example.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Man animals can't fly!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Barbie has had lots of plastic surgery
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I don't care to learn about ignorant people
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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2 sheep for a wheat
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Can't find Sesame Street on my GPS
of 12 votes, 58% like it
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Dyslexics agree, snug's are dangerous.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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oolong tee
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Longest road, in your face!
-Catan
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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pithy comments are for dummies
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Craig forgot many things that day, the least of which the milk.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I like your shoes too.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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