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bananaphone
bananaphone aka Matt Palmer is a boy, has been a member since February 16, 2005, has scored 37,587 submissions, giving an average score of 1.59, helping 440 designs get printed.
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So I was going through my tees today and I am donating them all to charity bar about 5. Unfortunately, although I like the old designs I have more than other t-shirt brands, no threadless tees are making the cut.

They are simply either far too short, or far too wide. I'm really sick of wearing either a midriff or a tent.

I want to wear threadless tees, I really do. Threadless was the first thing I ever bought on the internet - 6 years ago now. But I am getting old, my interests have turned to homewares and I have to look vaguely presentable. And while I can get by with a nicely fitting tee of which I have very few, I just can't do the non-fit anymore.

So this is a plea, you produce your own t-shirts so please consider producing tall sizes like companies such as American Eagle etc.

The circus freaks will thank you.

Until then, I can't really buy any more threadless tees.

d3d
   d3d on Apr 25 '11 at 2:45am
invest in a cummerbund
bananaphone
   bananaphone on Apr 25 '11 at 8:45am
Tried that, it didn't flatter me.
DontCallMeBlanket
   DontCallMeBlanket on Apr 25 '11 at 8:47am
Yeah I have the same problem, and I'm not freakishly tall or anything- about 6'2".
pyr4lis
pyr4lis on Apr 25 '11 at 9:25am
That sucks.. my boyfriends 5'7" a pretty normal height and we have had similar problems with the men's sizes.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Apr 25 '11 at 11:08am
This is why I don't buy the women's tees. They're always too short.
rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Apr 25 '11 at 11:12am
I would like to add another agreeing voice. I'm 6'2" and short shirts make my crack show when I bend over, no bueno.
bethsobel
   bethsobel on Apr 25 '11 at 11:17am
Agreed! My husband is 6'7" and thin.
bananaphone
   bananaphone on Apr 25 '11 at 11:53am
I'm 6'6 so yeah, not the best. Sometimes American Apparel can work but they often come too short as well. Threadless tees seem even shorter, certainly wider. I'd be pretty happy even if they just made selects in tall sizes to be fancy.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Apr 25 '11 at 12:09pm
just do a little ab work and you'll be fine
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Apr 25 '11 at 1:49pm
I'm 5'4" and I agree that they could be longer. DBH is a better cut, or was last I bought shirts like 2 years ago.
bananaphone
   bananaphone on Apr 25 '11 at 10:44pm
I wasn't that big a fan of showing those off even when I did have something to show SF.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Apr 25 '11 at 10:45pm
bring back the 80s male half shirt, you're our only hope
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