Revenge considered : Blasting him in the face with a 580 EX II (canons top camera flash) on full power from an outside of pee distance while he's doing the deed.

Maybe we could pour urine in their next load of washing?

We had a similar problem with partying people upstairs throwing rubbish and empty drink cans on to our veranda. We got revenge in true adult fashion - by throwing sausages through their windows, and then going upstairs, joining their party, and stealing all their booze.

i need some blueprints. what kind of geography are we working with? can you access their roof? does their plumbing run outside your wall?
i'm thinking drill a small hole in their toilet outflow pipe and re-route it to their drinking water.

take pictures of them peeing and put them on the web (well, not here, I don't want to see it..) but somewhere..

Fuck their shit up in the dryer. Wait for them to put a load on, then turn the heat up and shrink everything. They won't know they didn't do it themselves.

itching powder in the laundry is also alway a nice thing.. but a bit childish maybe

nice one john. that's using the old noodle.

set up a tray full of sodium under their window so it explodes violently when they pee on it.

You could pee in their shampoo. You would have to get into their bathroom under false pretense, or maybe do like Stuart and join the party one night.

Then steal all the booze.

So theres no way you can get them kicked out? I mean public unrination is illegal. The only thing you can really do is collect evidence then go to a higher authority.

the itching powder is an amusing idea, except we use the dryer too and I don't want to be itchy :(

install an electrified screen within pee range. the old blinding-pain-in-the-urethra trick.

Shrinking their clothes is a genius idea.

what absolute pigs!! good luck to you, dude.

been there done that with the dryer.
if it's not difficult to reach, try unplugging the dryer after you've finished. that worked for me for almost a year until the landlord caught on to what i was doing.

for the truly passive-aggressive, start collecting as many magazine subscription cards as possible. check bill me and have it sent to them. it may not do much for the peeing and general rowdiness, but damned if their credit rating won't take a hit on all the defaults. besides, seeing the postman deliver close to a hundred magazines a month to them can be pretty amusing...

buy a few cans of that expanding foam and fill their mailbox, car, or just inject in under their door.

the plugs are publically accessable, they just plug it back in. Also the dryer only really has 2 heats, it has a cold dry and a hot dry and then the rest is timered. So I can't supercharge it or anything.

I was considering some kind of smelly injection thing (lets not get bodily function here).

That magazine one would be pretty funny. Just get a few porn ones sent there way

when your not using your dryer for a while,
hide a bunch of napkins somewhere,
so the nexttime they use it,
it gets all up in thier clothes.

this only works, if you dont mind cleaning up the mess afterwards
but it might deturr them.

if they had a boat, i would say leaving rotting fish in it.
thats how we got revenge on the frat fuckers who
kept on calling us faggot emo hippies

also cum on thier car door handel, and thier door handel,
and anythign they might touch.

Go the a church of Scientology (or the website) and give them their names, address, phone numbers and they will be forever burdened by their calls, letters, and visits. Now that would be quite the act of revenge.

Go to*

By the way, putting soft gum in a dryer has a pretty nasty effect of clothes.

give them a threadless t-shirt and tell them to stop?

You could be extremely nice to them until it creeps them out, for example turning up at their door with cake and ice cream, and similing very creepily, oh and hugging them.

"accidently" put a broken pen in the wash?

crisco the door knob, they won't be able to get into their apartment.

pee in their coke

1. Freeze shaving foam cans.
2. cut open said cans
3. post frozen foam bars wherever you see fit
4. when foam thaws, it is restored to the volume it would be had you sprayed it from the cans
5. muahahahaha

I think the real question we need to have answered is this:

Do you have roof access?
(if yes, how much good rope can you get your hands on in a hurry and how strong are your arms?)

buy bulk amount of tighty whiteys and fill the entire dryer with them so they have to take them all out before drying (leave them wet)

Post a fake eviction notice on the door and hope they move!

plan B: do you know anyone who is willing to supply you with liquid nitrogen?

sign up their phone number with a gay dating service.

buy bulk amount of tighty whiteys and fill the entire dryer with them so they have to take them all out before drying (leave them wet)

i second this idea,
if you can top it off by soaking them in a urine colored liquied
or actual urine, that woudl be great!

You can't really do anything to the laundry considering that you have to use it as well and anything poured in might residualy still be there when you use it.

The magazine trrick is a good trick.

Check out places to get free catalogs online and put them in.

Check out home improvement magazines and archietecure magazines. They always have ads for products with a number on it, inside the magazine is a card where you can circle the numbers of the products you want more information on. Circle a ton and send it in.

The good thing about the above two is that they always sell the names on to other mailing lists. A did the second one to a guy a worked with and he was getting piles of mail for the 2 years we worked together. He was even getting catalogs for circuitry from South Korea.

You could take pictures of them doing this and forward them to your local authoritys. It is illegal.

every time they use your drier, take their shit out and donate it somewhere

Also, if you have access to the meter room, throw is master breaker switch.

Put vaseline on his windshield.

superglue his keyhole

shut off his water heater

throw fire crackers on his balcony.

press ham on his porch window so there is a butt print.

Train pigeons to poop on his porch. Thousands of pigeons!!!!!!!

yeah!

rape them

rape them

pop the tires to their car

that guy is flouting society's conventions!

pop the tires to thier hymen

bag of poo plus fire

or the classic

milk chicken bomb

a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.