"Dead" Is Just Another Word For "Biodegradable&quo
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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"Dead" Is Just Another Word For "Biodegradable&quo
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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?:-{> May I Serve You Sir?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Aliens Don't Know About My Laser.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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All owls' mottos are the same: CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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All you need is food, water, and heat.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Awkward Is As I Did Your Girlfriend...Um, So, Yeah...
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Betacognition: Thinking About The New MMORPG.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Birds Just Don't Fly With Me.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Candy is like a drug. A yummy, yummy drug.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Do Fans Get Dizzy?
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Don't be afraid of Death. It just wants to hug you... or not.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Don't look now, but there's something on your face.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Don't make me use my Jedi Mind Powers on you!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Fast Food is God\'s little joke on us. So bad, yet so good!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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For all you know, I could be shoving squirrels down your pants!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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G.R.E.E.N: Good Reasons to Energize the Earth Now.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Gangsters Killed the G-Force.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I am the original Mega Man
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I CAN HAZ CHESTHAIR!!!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I can read your mind. It says: 'I can read your mind. It says...
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I Can't Talk Right Now, I'm Too Busy Being ZOMBIE.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I don't care what they say. I'M NOT CRAZY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I get all of my protein from Jesus.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I Get High in Hip Hop.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I get my all of my protein from Jesus.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I got mauled by a bear!
(just kidding. It was a chicken.)
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I have a Ph.D in Being Amazing.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I have A.D.D. Look, a squirrel! Did I mention I have A.D.D?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I have A.D.D. Look, a squirrel! Did I mention I have A.D.D?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I Make Decisive Decisions.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I NEED ATTENTION!!!
but not too much, so go away.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I put topspin on my slaps.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I saw the aliens, but they told me not to tell you.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I Wipe With Authority.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm automatically cooler than you because I can breakdance.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm Fat, Pimply, and Nauseous.
(that's all.)
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Naturally Artificial!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not hyper, I'm just high on sugar.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If Ain't no mountain's high enough, then you must be God.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If God Doesn't answer, it means you're on hold.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If You Loved Me, You'd Be ZOMBIE Too.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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If You're So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead?
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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It's my om nom and nobody else can have it!!!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It's not my fault I'm this hot!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Keep staring at me. You won't make me feel uncomfortable...yet.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Matzoh is Food of the Gods; has no taste, but is so delicious!!!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Music is The Perfect Drug©
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My Dragon, Picante, doesn't like you. He says you should run now.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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My Imaginary Friend Jimmy Is Wondering Why I Have You.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My Two Favorite Emotions are :-) and $-)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Necromancy: its to die for.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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NNEEEEEOOOW! I'M AN AIRPLANE!!!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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One day noodles will rise against us. Then no one will be safe...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Only the Devil can raise hell.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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oopsie. I farted.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Picasso Thinks You're Bipolar.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Programmers end relationships with Me.Close().
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Sleep is great until you find out that you missed your graduation
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Sometimes all you can do is LOL.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Sorry, Can't Hang Out. I Have To Get Back To The Mothership.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Television is to G-d as French Fries are to Obese People
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The apocalypse: when there's 1,000 channels and nothing to watch.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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There's something creepy about gingerbread men. Always staring.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt was just a distraction for the ninja right behind you.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Warning: May burst into fits of laughter if provoked.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Who's Your Daddy's Daddy? Your Grandpa.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You Can't Go Far If You Don't Have Legs.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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You Know, your mom said you would react this way.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You Say That like It's A Bad Thing.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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You're Only Dead Once You Have No Life.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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