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JeremyCShipp
aka Jeremy C. Shipp is a 31.5 year old boy, has been a member since April 6, 2009, has scored 74 submissions, giving an average score of 3.76, helping 2 designs get printed.
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(Front) Acute triangle.
(Back) An ugly triangle.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
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Skeletons don’t have the guts to eat my cooking.
of 37 votes, 59% like it
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Eating baby corn makes me feel like a giant.
of 41 votes, 59% like it
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My calendar's getting old. Its days are numbered.
of 39 votes, 67% like it
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Plants are, in fact, just extremely lazy animals.
of 48 votes, 63% like it
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Skeletons hate organ music.
of 37 votes, 59% like it
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Let’s find the secret level.
of 32 votes, 66% like it
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I tickle super villains.
of 28 votes, 50% like it
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I'm in dire need of a level up.
of 44 votes, 55% like it
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Anthropomorphic vegetables murdered my family.
of 40 votes, 50% like it
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Sisyphus is rolling in his grave.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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Lollipops are suckers for children.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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Underneath this quiet exterior lies a skeleton ready to dance.
of 42 votes, 64% like it
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I have bigger fish to fry. I'm starving.
of 49 votes, 55% like it
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Beauty is in the eye of the advertisers.
of 45 votes, 53% like it
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Onions make me cry. They tell such sad stories.
of 58 votes, 64% like it
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My doppelganger did it.
of 45 votes, 49% like it
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I'm no sellout, but I could be...for a price.
of 52 votes, 54% like it
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Your best nightmare.
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A barrel of monkeys is actually quite heartbreaking.
of 51 votes, 65% like it
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A double-edged sword is actually much more efficient.
of 45 votes, 58% like it
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away..if you throw it hard enough
of 59 votes, 54% like it
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Behind door number 3.14159...is pie.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Don't forget to tip your ninja.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Evil twins are people too.
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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Go green. Become a space alien.
of 58 votes, 66% like it
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I "love" unnecessary quotation marks.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I kicked a habit recently. The nun was furious.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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I kill zombies for the rush. I eat their brains for the irony.
of 59 votes, 76% like it
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I made a quick sandwich, but it ran away and I couldn't catch it.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I miss feeling nostalgic...
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I took a bite out of crime today. It tasted like social exclusion
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not happy unless I'm making myself miserable.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not the sharpest knife in the toaster.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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If a mime falls in a forest, does he make a sound?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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My mermaid's so hungry she could eat a seahorse.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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My pet mouse is squeaky clean.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Pi is mathematically delicious.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Riding dragons is a privilege, not a right.
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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Sometimes my feelings are best expressed in shirt form.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Space apples fall far from the tree.
of 54 votes, 56% like it
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Statistically, most people have their cake and eat it too.
of 41 votes, 56% like it
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Talking toilets have potty mouths.
of 44 votes, 75% like it
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The best thing about being in a pickle is eating your way out.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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The pen is mightier than the sword, if you know where to poke it.
of 65 votes, 72% like it
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There's something not quite right about a cute triangle.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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This chip on my shoulder will go great with the salsa on my foot.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Those who live in glass houses are called plants.
of 45 votes, 53% like it
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Time flies when you're an interstellar cuckoo clock.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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To a clown, revenge is best served in pie form.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Today is a good day to tie-dye.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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When in Ancient Rome, I'd recommend not doing what the Romans do.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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When life gives you lemon grass, make a delicious curry.
of 41 votes, 49% like it
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him belly flop.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/937343/JeremyCShipp
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
I'm the Bram Stoker nominated author of books such as VACATION, SHEEP AND WOLVES, and CURSED. My short fiction has appeared or is forthcoming in the likes of Cemetery Dance, ChiZine, Apex Magazine, and the Bizarro Starter Kit (blue). While preparing for the forthcoming collapse of civilization, I enjoy living in Southern California in a moderately haunted Victorian farmhouse with my life partner, Lisa. And thankfully, only one mime was killed during the making of my first short film, EGG.
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