Flashlight: an excellent dead battery carrier
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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When you are a cannibal, every fight is a food fight
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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The Trojan Penguin: a lesser known attempt to conquer troy
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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We Lithp, but we prefer
Ethically Challanged
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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MSG'd!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I live in a sand castle made of egg rolls
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Question marks sound funny?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Abstinence 99.9% effective. Thank Jesus!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Requires two 'D Batteries'
(Not included)
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Operation Failure was a Success
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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All the cool animals are extinct.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I command the Sheeple
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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forget hugs. I am going to tackle you when I see you
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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need someone to translate italian? don't come to me
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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dihydrogen monoxide is our nations #1 killer.
Vote to ban!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Unbroagable
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I love you like a lightbulb: watts and watts
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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JANITOR
(just look the other way)
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I laugh at life and ninjas
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You think I am undercover CIA. but really, I am a ninja
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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the rest of you are too stupid to understand what this means
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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laugh at my differences, I laugh at your conformity.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My other shirt is bullet proof.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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21st century (the eighties continued.)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Imitation is the sincerest form of cheating.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My ego could beat up your mojo.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Wise men may not be learned and learned men may not be fly.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Strength + 17
Intelligence - 241
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This t-shirt is woven from 100% penguin fur.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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A Rolling Stone gathers mosh!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'm on your street team
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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your IQ is discomfulatingly instiguous.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I rock Wednesdays
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I was born with
argentum cutlery in my buccal cavity
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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a rolling stone gathers no mosh
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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When the cat's away, the mice research inter-dimensional travel
of 23 votes, 48% like it
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Where there is a will, there is usually a dead person.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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if you show me your secret lab I'll show you mine
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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That is what yonder woman doth sayeth.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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if you show me your secret lab I'll show you my secret lab
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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snarl grumble rumble howl
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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my mojo could beat up your mojo
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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You may be human, but I am a dreaming butterfly
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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When raised by a Brazilian monkey one becomes a Brazilian monkey
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Mind your own entrepreneurial endeavor
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I got $500 for saying this.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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