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Holy_cow aka Jasper Burns is 18.45 years old, has been a member since March 31, 2009, has scored 343 submissions, giving an average score of 1.59, helping 1 designs get printed.
Youtube+Twitter+Facebook=YouTwitFace
of 26 votes, 4% like it
Yeah BOIIIII
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I tried to walk into Target... but I missed.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Why does shampoo advertises volume, my hair is pretty quiet?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Vampires suck...blood
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Can't stand the heat? Why the hell are you in my kitchen?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
So... there's two muffins in an oven...
of 26 votes, 12% like it
I'm not jumping off of a building, I'm just testing gravity.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
I was once this tall: _______________
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Do you have gum?
of 16 votes, 31% like it
So...What is the speed of dark?
of 19 votes, 32% like it
I'm in shape! (Round is a shape, isn't it?)
of 19 votes, 37% like it
I make my mistakes when nobody is looking.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
In dog years, I am dead.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
Proofread carefully to make sure you didn't any words out.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
of 16 votes, 50% like it
Diagonally parked in a parallel univerese
of 24 votes, 46% like it
At least I have a positive attitude about my pyromaniacal habits.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
This space purposely left blank
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Better, Faster, Stronger. (Thats what she said)
of 25 votes, 16% like it
This T-Shirt contains hidden text.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Get your RSS kicked.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Search This
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Yes you can read this
of 23 votes, 13% like it
@(0.0)@
of 20 votes, 10% like it
If you can read this, I'm staring at your ass.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
If you can read this, I'm staring at your ass!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
I question your intelligence.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
While you stare at my shirt, I stare at your boobs.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
I wish divorce was as easy as CMD+SHIFT+ESC
of 29 votes, 17% like it
I am smokin' THE TRUTH
of 28 votes, 7% like it
I TYPWD THUS WITH MY NOSD
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Apple > Windows
of 27 votes, 15% like it
ANOTHER REMARKABLE SLOGAN
of 26 votes, 15% like it
Watch that S Car Go!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Twitter •someone who is a twit
of 25 votes, 12% like it
cmd shift esc
of 26 votes, 8% like it
ESC-APE
of 24 votes, 8% like it
SH!FT
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Hunk in the Trunk
of 27 votes, 0% like it
Look at the face, not the shirt
of 28 votes, 0% like it
F_CK (all I need is U)
of 26 votes, 8% like it
u smell funny
of 27 votes, 7% like it
(:::::[ ]:::::)
of 28 votes, 4% like it
Belly Flop
of 30 votes, 7% like it
Sex is not the answer. It is the question. Yes is the answer.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
Facebook absorbs my life...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck
of 26 votes, 8% like it
(_8-(|)
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Napoleon Dynamite + Napoleon Bonaparte = Napoleon BLOWNAPART
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(bREaD)
of 24 votes, 0% like it
Down with pants! Up the skirts!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Down with pants! Up with the skirts!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
ESC-APE
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Haha, made ya read
of 24 votes, 29% like it
I see I saw
of 8 votes, 0% like it
OMG Oh, a Metal Guy
of 11 votes, 0% like it
There is no future in time travel.
of 12 votes, 67% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.