Youtube+Twitter+Facebook=YouTwitFace
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Yeah BOIIIII
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I tried to walk into Target... but I missed.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Why does shampoo advertises volume, my hair is pretty quiet?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Vampires suck...blood
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Can't stand the heat? Why the hell are you in my kitchen?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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So... there's two muffins in an oven...
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'm not jumping off of a building, I'm just testing gravity.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I was once this tall:
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of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Do you have gum?
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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So...What is the speed of dark?
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I'm in shape! (Round is a shape, isn't it?)
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I make my mistakes when nobody is looking.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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In dog years, I am dead.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Proofread carefully to make sure you didn't any words out.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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Diagonally parked in a parallel univerese
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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At least I have a positive attitude about my pyromaniacal habits.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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This space purposely left blank
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Better, Faster, Stronger. (Thats what she said)
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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This T-Shirt contains hidden text.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Get your RSS kicked.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Search This
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Yes you can read this
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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@(0.0)@
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If you can read this, I'm staring at your ass.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If you can read this, I'm staring at your ass!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I question your intelligence.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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While you stare at my shirt, I stare at your boobs.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I wish divorce was as easy as CMD+SHIFT+ESC
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I am smokin' THE TRUTH
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I TYPWD THUS WITH MY NOSD
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Apple > Windows
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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ANOTHER REMARKABLE SLOGAN
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Watch that S Car Go!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Twitter
•someone who is a twit
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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cmd shift esc
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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ESC-APE
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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SH!FT
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Hunk in the Trunk
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Look at the face, not the shirt
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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F_CK
(all I need is U)
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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u smell funny
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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(:::::[ ]:::::)
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Belly Flop
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Sex is not the answer. It is the question. Yes is the answer.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Facebook absorbs my life...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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(_8-(|)
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Napoleon Dynamite + Napoleon Bonaparte = Napoleon BLOWNAPART
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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