SHIRTS I WANT:






















I'm a repeat first time offender
with rewritten history.




All I know is that all
around the nation the
girls are crying and the
boys are masturbating.






I like my coffee black
just like my metal.



"I don't do drugs. I am drugs." ~Salvador Dali.

My DA Account








SHIRTS I OWN
Follow It
Alphabet Zoo
Damn Scientists
Russell! Hows yer Ma!
Magical Powers!
HI
You Sank My Battleship
99 Luftballons
More At Eleven
Doodle Bug
Good Blood, Bad Hands
Poet-Trees
Giants Talk Like This
Ask Me How I Became A Pirate
Fake Pandas Have More Fun
Needful Things
Midnight Snack
Facial Hair Club For Men
I Like Trees Too
Confabulated Memory
U R My HEROine
I Heart Threadless
Threadless Nude No More
Funkalicious
In Case Of Zombies
Fast Food Meal
X-Ray Goggles Work
Birds & The Bees
Sink Yourself
Justified And Amplified

HOODIES I OWN
I'm Sure I Used To Fit

Ho ho ho!