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death by crayon
death by crayon aka the one who leaves footprints on the ceiling is a 22.25 year old girl, has been a member since February 15, 2005, has scored 14,954 submissions, giving an average score of 2.12, helping 208 designs get printed.
Pretty please.
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death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 10:39pm
Or insult me. That could be amusing as well.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 20 '11 at 10:40pm
YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HASNT BEEN HERE IN A LONG TIME IF IM NOT MISTAKEN
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 10:40pm
THIS IS TRUE! & YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO I MET AT THE GRAND OPENING PARTY IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 20 '11 at 10:42pm
THIS IS TRUE! I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CATCHUP BUT I WAS JUST HEADING OUT THE DOOR. CAPS ARE SO COOL. I REMEMBER OUR MEETING. IT WAS LIKE WHOA.
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 10:44pm
LIKE WHOA INDEED.

...but caps are kinda overrated. Just sayin'.
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 10:51pm
K fine. Don't. You guys suck.



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jublin
   jublin on Sep 20 '11 at 10:51pm
you could watch Men In Black and most of Men in Black 2 in two and a half hours.
jublin
   jublin on Sep 20 '11 at 10:52pm
the will smith movie
jublin
   jublin on Sep 20 '11 at 10:52pm
with Tommy Lee Jones
parallelish
   parallelish on Sep 20 '11 at 10:52pm
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 10:52pm
I don't like watching movies when I don't have anyone to cuddle with.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Sep 20 '11 at 10:54pm
Is that your actual hair or did you borrow it?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 10:54pm
I borrowed it from my friend... Katy Perry.
jublin
   jublin on Sep 20 '11 at 10:54pm
your hair is so phat, I saw it on the Biggest Loser and it won.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Sep 20 '11 at 10:57pm
Oh dang, is your friend related to Katy Perry?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 10:58pm
What did it win?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 10:58pm
Dis is mah real hurr. It's not that fat/phat.

jublin
   jublin on Sep 20 '11 at 11:01pm
It won Biggest Loser. I think the prize on that is like a new car or maybe a photo shoot for some magazine. And powerbars probably. So congratulations.
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 11:04pm
WTF BLUE HAIR, Y U NO SHARE PRIZES?!
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 11:04pm
WTF BLUE HAIR, Y U NO SHARE PRIZES?!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Sep 20 '11 at 11:07pm
Are you a cushion?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 11:08pm
Yes.
nathanwpyle at gmail.com
   nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Sep 20 '11 at 11:13pm
I have a joke for you! I won't tell you until you respond
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 11:15pm
What is it?

*hopes that wasn't the joke*
nathanwpyle at gmail.com
   nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Sep 20 '11 at 11:15pm
OKAY

What time will Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 11:16pm
He was going to be there around 10-ish but he forgot his racket.
nathanwpyle at gmail.com
   nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Sep 20 '11 at 11:17pm
what hey
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 11:18pm
Hahahah. Was that it?
nathanwpyle at gmail.com
   nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Sep 20 '11 at 11:19pm
haha I tried to come up with an alternative but YES you clearly had heard that one

and.... that's all i got
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 11:21pm
My ex used to tell that one a lot, but he would also incorporate his dad and Sean being BFFs into the joke. Lol.
jublin
   jublin on Sep 20 '11 at 11:32pm
what is Sean Connery's favorite movie?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 11:38pm
What?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 20 '11 at 11:40pm
Tell meeeeeeeee.
mitchellp
mitchellp on Sep 20 '11 at 11:55pm
Hey! If you're bored you could vote on my slogan. I'm trying to win a competition
mitchellp
mitchellp on Sep 20 '11 at 11:57pm
Ok... Joke time....

If girls with big boobs work at hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 21 '11 at 12:01am
Voted.

Where?
mitchellp
mitchellp on Sep 21 '11 at 12:02am
I-Hop!
mitchellp
mitchellp on Sep 21 '11 at 12:03am
thanks for voting
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 21 '11 at 12:04am
Duh. I should have remembered that one.
jublin
   jublin on Sep 21 '11 at 12:06am
oh i dont know. maybe League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 21 '11 at 12:10am
No. Cuddles.
mitchellp
mitchellp on Sep 21 '11 at 12:11am
Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself?
aNonnymouse
aNonnymouse on Sep 21 '11 at 12:11am
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 21 '11 at 12:13am
Why & how?
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 21 '11 at 12:13am
Why & how?
mitchellp
mitchellp on Sep 21 '11 at 12:13am
You would too if your name was asdfjaksvn.
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 21 '11 at 12:13am
Sorry about the double posts. Ugh. Stupid internet connection @ work.
mitchellp
mitchellp on Sep 21 '11 at 12:14am
that's all from me good night!
jublin
   jublin on Sep 21 '11 at 12:18am
why would i want to find a nude man at the beach? come on!
death by crayon
death by crayon on Sep 21 '11 at 12:18am
Night night.

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