After a brief hiatus that involved traveling the world, fighting bears and lions, writing the next great American novel, and a great deal of lying and hyperbole, I've returned to Threadless to bring my newly discovered worldliness and pizazz to sloganing. Might any of you folks be willing to spare a few moments and vote 'em up? (Or down, I'm not picky.) I'll gladly do the same for you!

I just found out one of my friends is on Threadless, and I got her handle but not her URL. Is there a way to find her profile just with her Threadless name?

Is it sick that I always notice when someone votes "no" to all my slogans? It doesn't make me mad, really. I just notice, and then I wonder if it's bad form or not. I mean, I can't help it if someone hates all of my slogans, right? But part of me still wants these voters to show themselves.

/random whining.

How does one, as an adult, go about making new friends in a big city?

I swear to God this is true:

I just had a conversation on the bus with a friend of mine wherein I spilled some personal details about someone my friend doesn't know (Let's call him Joe), and then rated the looks of his ex girlfriend on a scale from 1-10 (I called her a 'solid 7'). About 20 minutes later, I glance to the left of my friend I'd been talking to, and discover that the entire time we were chatting, Joe's very ex-girlfriend I had just been talking about was sitting right there. I mean, RIGHT next to my friend. By complete coincidene. And she'd been there since we sat down.

So... anyone else got an awkward story to share? Because I am SUPER embarassed right now and could use the comfort.

I've heard from several people that they want some feedback on which of their slogans should gracefully exit the competition. Say the word here, and I promise to identify at least one slogan (more if you have many) that I, in my humble NOOB opinion, think you should get rid of.

Of course this little experiment will be more effective if others will make recommendations, too. The more the better!

I officially submit my (very few) slogans as the first to go on the chopping block. Anyone else is free to follow!

Hey guys! It's been awhile since I begged for your votes. If you haven't read them yet, they're new to you!

Plus, if you promise to vote, I'll give you your choice of a vote back or a cookie. It's hard to say which would be better.

I did a little bit of a slogan overhaul last night, deleting some old ones and adding new ones. Can I get a little love? I promise to give some back.

Is it advantageous to pump out a lot of slogans and leave them all active, or is it better to feature a few? It seems to me like if there are more than a few slogans on a page, my eye tends to land on the really high rated ones and the really low rated ones, and I don't always feel inclined vote on the rest. What do you all think? Is there a magic number to shoot for, or will any number do?

I'm new here, so I'm just going to work my way up until I get to 26. This is fun.



A: Absence makes the heart go to detention.

B: A bird in the hand is worth maybe like 2 bucks.

C:

D:

E: Elephants never forget, and they don't forgive either.

F: Finders keepers, losers plot their revenge.

G: Ghost parties have all the good boos.

H:

I:

J:

K:

L:

M: Math solves all our problems

N:

O: Ostrich friends really stick their necks out for you.

P: A penny saved accrues minimal interest.

Q: Quitters never win unless the contest is a tap.

R: The relative greatness of sliced bread is an unhelpful benchmark.

S: Surgeon General's Warning: Apples aren't medicine.

T:

U:

V:

W: What's so easy about pie?

X:

Y: Youthinization: the cure for old age.

Z: Zebras never had to earn their stripes.