Time heals all wounds! Except burns, bruises, cuts, fractures...
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Ignorans is bliz
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Its not you, its the objectionable case of I...
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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minimalist (one letter with different color)
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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To err is human, to fly is superhuman
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Parachutes are for sissies
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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i don't need your approval!!! right?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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There are 3 kinds of men: those who can count and those who cant
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Common sense is uncommon
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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He who confuses conquers
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Ellipses are taking over punctuation...
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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mop+puppet=muppet
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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There are no ugly women...just lack of beer
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm unique! like everyone else...
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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No, you're stupid! I'm just uncomprehended!
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Statements are hard to make...so much assembly required!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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ignore
(ig-nawr, -nohr)
to refrain from noticing or recognizing
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I insist! I dare you not to choose "stupid" just ignore
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Its a rate of 1 hate per second...people simply fail to ignore...
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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This is a monologue: 2 secs, 2 people failed to ignore it already
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I dare you to ignore this!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I agree with the hating...stop it!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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A.D.D. i'm thinking about breakfast
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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A.D.D. i'm just watching your lips move
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Glittering vegetarian vampires...sigh...
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm sorry, im dropping you from my hello list.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Sorry, range check...i think i caught some recessionitis
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Bannanas...banannas? bananas!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Honestly! I'd help out! the thing is don't want to...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Imaginary friends... so better than dogs
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Im like an old cartidge, if you blow and bang me i'll work better
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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MAKE A CIRCLE!!! pamper it...and you will have a VICIOUS CIRCLE
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Ness makes everything better...Awesomeness!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Just love to get up, drive for an hour and find out its saturday
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm in an incoherent mood today...beep beep
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Don't worry, squirles understand me
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Some words are just fun...bagguettes, pleonasm, conundrum...HA!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Pools, awkward, smaller, cleaner lakes. Like bagguettes.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Reality tv is simply not what it used to
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Sometimes i stop and think, then again, sometimes i don't
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Sticks and stones hurt. So do bullets crowbars and some words.
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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I'm confused over the circumference of the gravity of this issue!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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HEY! HO! LET'S GO!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Stop with the good intentions already! They pave the way to hell!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I google therefore i know
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Too cheap for a graphic tee
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'm on facebook therefore i am
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I shoplifted this
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'd wear anything
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Warning: not a people person
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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One beer short of a six-pack
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Little left of center
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Wolf in sheep\'s clothing
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Fugly is as fugly does
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Get baptized por free!
Call now!
1-800-DOCTRIN
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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"Cafone" italian for "I care"
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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"Coñoetumadre" spanish for "I care"
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Steven Hawkins...finger guitar extraordinare
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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If anyone needs me I'll be... in hiding
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Doomsday Device
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Work is hell, only colder
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I don't look a thing like Jesus
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My name is not Jonas
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Bears are my kryptonite
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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