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The68thDimension
aka Brendan Jones is a 23.61 year old boy, has been a member since March 13, 2009, has scored 1348 submissions, giving an average score of 2.06.
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Creating A Story Book Wedding Takes Excellent Grammar.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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A Fairy Tale Wedding Has To Have A Bad Witch.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Machetes: Just As Effective At Clearing A Path In Urban Jungles.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Medieval Roulette: Poke A Wizard, Last One To Get Zapped Wins.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Oranges: What Came First, The Colour Or The Fruit?
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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When I Get Angry, I See Red...Pandas.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Maybe The Yellow Snow Is Banana Flavour?
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Must Be This Tall To Ride --------->
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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"Gotta Catch 'Em All" Is Best Not Applied To Real Life.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Setting Really Small Goals Boosts My Ego.
of 30 votes, 53% like it
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My Cookie Jar Has Facial Recognition Software.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Little monsters think teddybears are scary.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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...and thankyou God for noodles. Ramen.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Savvy Sausages Survive Sauté Strikes.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Prank Calling TheElderly Leads To Surprisingly Long Conversations
of 42 votes, 69% like it
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Mosh Pits Are Really Good For Kneading Dough. My Baker Said So.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Ping Pong: Bringing Onomatopoeia To Sport Since 1880
of 32 votes, 50% like it
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I'm Not Paranoid. They're Watching You, Not Me.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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My Kidneys Are On ebay, So I'm Hoping To Get The Winning Bid.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Monopoly Taught Me Important Life Skills. Like World Domination.
of 54 votes, 61% like it
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The Circus Ran Off To Join Me.
of 41 votes, 59% like it
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(on back) Piggyback Ride?
of 35 votes, 43% like it
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(On Shoulder) This Is Where My Other Head Used To Be.
of 46 votes, 50% like it
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Watermelon: The Original Bottled Water.
of 47 votes, 51% like it
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Screw Life Insurance, I've Got Death Insurance.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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Rome: Goth Free Since 546 AD.
of 47 votes, 49% like it
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There'd Be More Chivalry If We Still Had Dragons.
of 50 votes, 66% like it
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Balloons Have Hissy Fits.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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My Pants Are Ant Free.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Comparing Apples And Oranges Leads To Pear Shaped Arguments.
of 38 votes, 55% like it
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Dolphins Do Everything On Porpoise.
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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I'd Read You Like A Book, But You're Not Much Of A Page Turner.
of 35 votes, 51% like it
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Doormats Are Sick Of The Way You Treat Them.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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The Internet Is Already Self Aware. She Says Hi.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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The World Would Be A Different Place If Bananas Were Straight.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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Butterfly Kisses Should Be Renamed Eyelid High Fives
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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Economists Have Inflated Egos, But Are Prone to Depression.
of 50 votes, 36% like it
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Pandas Are Easily Bamboozled.
of 66 votes, 48% like it
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Seabirds Are Gullible.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
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I Like To Think Of Gravity As More Of A <i>Guideline.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Perambulate With Me?
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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If You Think This Is Ambiguous, Try My Llama
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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My Psychiatrist Thinks I'm His Imaginary Friend
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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My Physics Teacher Was Lacking In Gravitas.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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My Economics Teacher Had A Bad Case Of Inflation
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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My English Teacher Took Onomatopoeia Too Far.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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My Art Teacher Always Looked A Little Drawn
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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My Maths Teacher Always Gave Me Warm Apple Pi.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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My Philosophy Teacher Doesn't Believe I Exist.
of 48 votes, 63% like it
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My Music Teacher Was Always Very Composed.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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I'd rather you gave me a chocolate for my thoughts...
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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The True Axis of Evil: North Korea, Iran, IKEA
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Apparently christian sacrifice isn't appreciated in Rome anymore
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Jolly Wizard!
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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The Firing Squad - "We Aim To Please"
of 53 votes, 72% like it
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A Vampire Burst My Bouncy Castle
of 47 votes, 51% like it
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Be a Superhero for a day: wear your undies on the outside.
of 54 votes, 57% like it
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Global Warming: Just Deserts
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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A Dalek A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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Worms: The New Low Calorie Snack.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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I've got more subscribers than you.
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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Somewhere over the rainbow... there's the stratosphere.
of 60 votes, 57% like it
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Ridiculously Busy, but Easily Distr...Oh! Shiny!
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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If you can't fix it with Gaffa tape, you haven't used enough.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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Amen to Buddhism
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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I Wrote Wikipedia.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Being an actor is character building
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Black Pots Are Hypocrits.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Chivalry Is Dead, And A Dragon Killed It.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Co.co.nut (n): Tropical Head Tenderiser.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Colliding Galaxies Emit Massive Cosmic Farts.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Free Heimlich Demonstrations.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Gerbils Get Girls
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Have You Seen My Tortoise?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I Achieve Zero Gravity In Lifts.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I Could Read You Like A Book If I Had My Glasses On.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I Could Read You Like A Book If You Were In Large Print.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I Like 'em Tall, Hot And Effervescent. Volcanoes, That Is.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I Want My Body Frozen Until Someone Discovers Hover Boards
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'd Roll Over For You, But I Bruise Easily.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Wearing New Socks! Wanna See?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I've Got Girl Germ Antibodies
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Jesus' Mum Has Got It Going On.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Kittens: The New Low Calorie Snack.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Machetes Work Well In Urban Jungles Too
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Mice: The New Low Calorie Snack.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My Chemistry Grades Were Terrible, So I Introduced ThemTo Acetone
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My Height Chart Incriminated Me In Cookie Theft.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My School Librarian Needed To Be Reshelved
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Not very good at...um, y'know, articulation.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Oh Smeg
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Puerile Humour Gives Me Gas.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Rome: Goth And Emo Free Since 546 AD.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Setting Really Small Milestones Boosts My Ego.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Slippery Dips Are More Fun With Pants On.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Slippery Slides Would Be Funnier With A Flaming Hoop At The End
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Smeg Off!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The English language should have an immigration policy.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Unfortunately, My Biology Teacher Proved Darwinism.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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We're In Low Earth Orbit!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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