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ofthecoast
ofthecoast aka heymistercosta is a 27.1 year old girl, has been a member since February 8, 2005, has scored 9,993 submissions, giving an average score of 1.89, helping 236 designs get printed.
Pencils

So on my desk, I have this jar of pencils that is exclusively filled with pencils that are left in my classroom, or that I find on the floor in the hallway. This jar is jam packed full.

Today, in my LA class, I grabbed the jar of pencils and addressed the class: "You guys," I started, "listen. When you leave your pencils in my classroom, I keep them here and I never give them back, wanna see?" I held up the jar, and pulled all the pencils out. I began fishing through them and selected one with a name tag on it.

"Liam," I read, as I placed the pencil on the table. I grabbed another. "Liam." Another. "Liam." Soon, the rest of the class (including Liam) had joined in, chanting, "Liam" every time I placed another pencil on the table. Finally, when the count had reached 10, I no longer had anymore of Liam's pencils.

"How many pencils do you have in your desk?" I asked him.

"Like 2."

"Well, I have like 10. So please take them and use them and never leave them all in my classroom again, ok?"

So Liam agreed, and grabbed the pencils. Minutes later the class ended.

"Liam!" I called, as he left my room, "do you have your pencils?"

He nodded proudly and held up a fist full of yellow pencils, freshly sharpened by yours truly, and walked out of my classroom.

As I was tidying up around the chairs, I found a pencil. I picked it up, and turned it to read the name tag...

Liam.



Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 19 '11 at 10:58pm
Oh, Liam. Such a forgetful old fox.

Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 19 '11 at 11:10pm
Wait, so do you not teach kindergarten anymore?
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Oct 19 '11 at 11:18pm
Pre-k in the morning and 3/4 language arts split (in the pre k classroom) in the afternoon. Plus some other extras.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 20 '11 at 10:14am
Oh okay. I feel like this wasn't a problem when I was in elementary school, but we had assigned seats and stuff.
stubby43
stubby43 on Oct 20 '11 at 10:26am
Cool story bro.


seriously though I love your school stories.
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Oct 20 '11 at 11:49am
Yeah I hear what you're saying, Alvin. It's like that for most elementary kids, but since I am their English teacher, but not their home room, they move to my room for this class the same way middle school kids would.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 20 '11 at 11:51am
I bet you're the funnest teacher.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 21 '11 at 1:27am
Ohhhhh, gotcha.

Also, what was Liam's reaction?
2 days later
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Oct 23 '11 at 5:07pm
Liam loved the sign. I posted it up in his homeroom class, so I didn't see his reaction firsthand, but when his class came for LA in the afternoon he was still talking about it and laughing.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 23 '11 at 10:26pm
He was the most popular kid that day.
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Oct 23 '11 at 10:39pm
This one time, at school, I got beat up. Then some more.

Also, tardies. Plenty of those. And PB&J.
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