I'm feeling ambitious. So I'm gonna do my best to participate in this slogan game.

So far I have the following slogans up for you to vote or hate on:

Why Cry Wolf When You Can Cry, "Bingo!"
of 7 votes, 57% like it

Matter: Wanted in at Least Three States
of 43 votes, 40% like it

I don't know if you know this, but you're totally staring
of 35 votes, 26% like it

Stomach? The best way to the heart is clearly through the ribcage
of 39 votes, 51% like it

sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm a major tattletale.
of 34 votes, 44% like it

Staying In Shape Is For Squares
of 44 votes, 55% like it

Crying Wolf is Stupid. Wolverines Are Much More Menacing.
of 42 votes, 55% like it

Stimulus Packages Do Nothing For My Libido.
of 37 votes, 27% like it

Unfortunatley, stimulus packages are boring.
of 38 votes, 29% like it

I'd be much better at my job if my boss promised me a pizza party
of 46 votes, 74% like it

[regular block letters + uv fill] Embrace Change
of 37 votes, 41% like it (Jan 21)


I partied like it was 1999. The music was terrible.
of 59 votes, 75% like it (Jan 18)

Plan A was Olympic Gold. Plan B is whatever I'm doing right now.
of 45 votes, 58% like it (Jan 18)

Forget cats, curiosity killed a bunny a fairy and a jolly old elf
of 41 votes, 39% like it (Jan 18)

The Only Thing Worth Fearing Is Fear Itself. And Probably Wolves.
of 50 votes, 50% like it (Jan 17)

The best form of birth control is not abstinence. It's body odor. (Jan 17)

The only thing curiosity killed was my love of hot dogs.
of 61 votes, 66% like it (Jan 17)

I'm ConductingA Social Experiment It'sCalled Leaving The Basement
of 41 votes, 29% like it (Jan 15)

I'm doing a social experiment UV It's called leaving the basement
of 38 votes, 32% like it (Jan 15)

[glow]In an alternate universe, it's light out.
of 52 votes, 37% like it (Jan 12)

Of course you can buy me ice cream - I finished all my vegetables
of 49 votes, 20% like it (Jan 12)

I already ate all my vegetables, so I'll let you buy me ice cream
of 6 votes, 0% like it (Jan 12)

I already ate my veggies. Therefore I'll let you buy me ice cream
of 9 votes, 0% like it (Jan 12)


An Eye For An Eye Solves Nothing. Go For The Jugular.
of 61 votes, 74% like it (Jan 8)

I am very persuasive. This shirt used to be green. [not on green]
of 58 votes, 50% like it (Jan 8)

[uv ink] A sunscreen advisory is now in effect
of 38 votes, 39% like it (Jan 5)

Hey. I Didn't Hear Simon Say You Could Read This Shirt. (Jan 4)
of 54 votes, 30% like it

Youth may be wasted on the young, but I prefer beer.
of 4 votes, 25% like it (Jan 3)

Youth may get wasted on the young, but I prefer beer.
of 45 votes, 38% like it (Jan 3)

I left all the pieces out for shoes but the elves made me a shirt
of 39 votes, 44% like it (Jan 3)

Instead of shoes, the stupid elves cobbled me this shirt.
of 5 votes, 40% like it (Jan 3)

I forgot my lines. I guess you'll have to talk to me first.
of 48 votes, 48% like it (Jan 2)

If you're reading this, then today is not pajama day. (Jan 1)
of 49 votes, 47% like it

Why worry about being stung by Bees when A's are so much pointier
of 49 votes, 67% like it (Dec 31)

I wouldn't worry about being stung by Bees. A's seem much sharper
of 18 votes, 39% like it (Dec 31)

[bright shirt, glow ink] We Better Not Play Hide And Seek Today.
of 54 votes, 67% like it (Dec 31)

It was all fun and games. Now I'm partially blind.
of 55 votes, 45% like it (Dec 31)

An eye for an eye is probably a really messy way to fight.
of 48 votes, 35% like it (Dec 30)

You are what you eat and I had a bowl of incredible for breakfast
of 64 votes, 77% like it (Dec 30)

Tattoos: The only words that hurt more than sticks and stones.
of 56 votes, 64% like it (Dec 30)

Words Can Too Hurt You. Especially Tattoos. (Dec 30)

Monkey business is not very profitable. Unless you love bananas.
of 52 votes, 37% like it (Dec 30)

Monkey business is only a good idea if you really like bananas
of 51 votes, 33% like it (Dec 30)


Elephants may never forget but calendars are much more convenient
of 50 votes, 60% like it (Dec 30)

Since I started sleeping with 1 eye open I am tired all the time. (Dec 17)

If size doesn't matter, then why does this shirt fit so well?
of 47 votes, 43% like it (Dec 16)

Clearly I'm no good At being Invisible. Good thing I wore pants.
of 60 votes, 45% like it (Dec 16)

First Kisses Are Magical. Trust Me, I Used To Be A Frog.
of 58 votes, 50% like it (Dec 15)

I may be slower than molasses in Jan but by Feb I will kick its ass
of 45 votes, 24% like it (Dec 14)

Ask me how this shirt starts conversations.
of 69 votes, 68% like it


Let's Hold Hands. I Need to Cross the Street.
of 77 votes, 52% like it (Dec. 14)

If the roof was really on fire, the party would probably be over.
of 74 votes, 61% like it

Shhh! I'm invisible!
of 63 votes, 51% like it

In an alternate universe something totally different is happening
of 58 votes, 55% like it


Today better be good. Or else it's totally grounded.
of 84 votes, 43% like it

Of course I have a good personality; I used to be ugly.
of 157 votes, 52% like it

Of course I have a good personality; I used to be fat.
of 192 votes, 61% like it