Your votes. I would like them.

I'm feeling ambitious. So I'm gonna do my best to participate in this slogan game.

So far I have the following slogans up for you to vote or hate on:

50% and higher bolded for your reading pleasure.


Don't cry wolf. Bingo! is where the money is.
of 67 votes, 49% like it


Matter: Wanted in at Least Three States
of 82 votes, 50% like it


Stomach? The best way to the heart is clearly through the ribcage
of 78 votes, 60% like it


sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm a major tattletale.
of 67 votes, 52% like it


Staying In Shape Is For Squares
of 86 votes, 65% like it


Crying Wolf is Stupid. Wolverines Are Much More Menacing.
of 70 votes, 54% like it

I'd be much better at my job if my boss promised me a pizza party
of 82 votes, 72% like it


I partied like it was 1999. The music was terrible.
of 98 votes, 73% like it


Plan A was Olympic Gold. Plan B is whatever I'm doing right now.
of 75 votes, 60% like it


Forget cats, curiosity killed a bunny a fairy and a jolly old elf
of 65 votes, 40% like it


The Only Thing Worth Fearing Is Fear Itself. And Probably Wolves.
of 74 votes, 47% like it


The only thing curiosity killed was my love of hot dogs.
of 100 votes, 71% like it


An Eye For An Eye Solves Nothing. Go For The Jugular.
of 86 votes, 70% like it


I am very persuasive. This shirt used to be green. [not on green]
of 79 votes, 52% like it

Youth may get wasted on the young, but I prefer beer.
of 64 votes, 34% like it


I left all the pieces out for shoes but the elves made me a shirt
of 56 votes, 39% like it


I forgot my lines. I guess you'll have to talk to me first.
of 67 votes, 45% like it


Why worry about being stung by Bees when A's are so much pointier
of 70 votes, 61% like it


[bright shirt, glow ink] We Better Not Play Hide And Seek Today.
of 76 votes, 68% like it

It was all fun and games. Now I'm partially blind.
of 73 votes, 45% like it


An eye for an eye is probably a really messy way to fight.
of 65 votes, 34% like it


You are what you eat and I had a bowl of incredible for breakfast
of 91 votes, 74% like it


Tattoos: The only words that hurt more than sticks and stones.
of 75 votes, 59% like it

Monkey business is not very profitable. Unless you love bananas.
of 67 votes, 34% like it


Sleeping with one eye open has left me very tired.
of 60 votes, 42% like it

Elephants may never forget but calendars are much more convenient
of 67 votes, 57% like it

Since I started sleeping with 1 eye open I am tired all the time
of 51 votes, 31% like it


Clearly I'm no good At being Invisible. Good thing I wore pants.
of 74 votes, 42% like it


First Kisses Are Magical. Trust Me, I Used To Be A Frog.
of 74 votes, 49% like it


I may beslower than molassesin Jan but by Feb I will kick its ass
of 58 votes, 22% like it


Ask me how this shirt starts conversations.
of 90 votes, 64% like it

Let's Hold Hands. I Need to Cross the Street.
of 92 votes, 50% like it


If the roof was really on fire, the party would probably be over.
of 91 votes, 58% like it


Shhh! I'm invisible!
of 81 votes, 47% like it


In an alternate universe something totally different is happening
of 76 votes, 49% like it


Today better be good. Or else it's totally grounded.
of 101 votes, 42% like it


Of course I have a good personality; I used to be ugly.
of 170 votes, 51% like it


Of course I have a good personality; I used to be fat.
of 210 votes, 60% like it