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scarified aka Simon is 20.14 years old, has been a member since March 10, 2009, has scored 62 submissions, giving an average score of 4.06, helping 3 designs get printed.
I'm here for the mosh, not the music
of 26 votes, 19% like it
I'm here for the music, not the mosh
of 24 votes, 8% like it
NO vs TSHIRTS
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Wow, this game is so realistic!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Damn, this game sucks.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
vote i'd wear it or your mum will die
of 25 votes, 8% like it
14 divided by 0 = 0. Easy!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Ahghr, when shalth one pirate stoppeth with stupid accent!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
If you were a dog, would you hump my leg? ... THIRD leg?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
I hate Pirates. (ninja background in shirt)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
I hate Ninjas. (pirate background in shirt)
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Of course it's correct, it's on Wikipedia!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
For every letter printed on this shirt, 3 children die. Yes,True.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
You can trust me, the kids have never complained.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
I dare you to go out with me. Double dare you.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Golf joke: Look at this TEE shirt!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
NEVER trust Tom.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Vote for Pedropolis
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Vote for Pedero
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I saw it on Wikipedia!
of 26 votes, 27% like it
Of course it's true, I found it on Wikipedia!
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Technically, a fat lady wouldn't actually sing in this situation.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Please place an 'r' at the end of the last word.Give a dog a bone
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Do not attempt to communicate with me, I'm listening to my iPod.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
The grass isn't always greener if you live next to a cemetery.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
omg i think i saw u on myspace!!!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
If I were a T-shirt, I'd want to be wittier than this one.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
[/opinion]
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Gimme 20 bucks and I'll tell you the meaning of live. Really.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
... Awkward.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
I only smile because I pity you.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
It's not over until the fat lady pig squeals.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Knock knock? ... Tee. ... Tee shirt.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Hey look - a three headed monkey!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Shut up, it's an awesome T-shirt!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
I can pig squeal. Bree, bree bree bree...
of 25 votes, 8% like it
When I'm older I want to be an old person.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I like it when cats fall on my head!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
I support the BLF (Bee Liberation Front)
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
*Insert witty slogan that makes me appear cooler than I am*
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Actually, there is an I in teiam.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Comprehension is the last thing I need right now.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
Don't talk to strangers, just stare at their Tshirts.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
Fight laziness! ... Actually, I can't be bothered.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
I don't need to label myself, that's why I've become ANTI-LABELED
of 26 votes, 12% like it
I would be wearing my work shirt, but I don't do work.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
I'm talking only talking to you because I want to kiss your legs.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
It's not that I'm old, you're music really does suck.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
MY GRANDMA'S DEAD
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Oh my god, don't talk to me. I hate girls. I'm so nervous!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Opinions: I can't get enough of 'em.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Opinions: You can never have enough of 'em.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Profits of this shirt go to the Che Guevara revolution fund!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
STRAIGHT like a ruler EDGE like a knife
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Thanks for looking at my chest, now I can look at yours.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
There IS an I in teim!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
There's no 'I' in 'team', but there's an 'I' in SILLY!
of 28 votes, 0% like it
There's no I in team, but there is an I in dumbass!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
There's no I in team, but there is an I in idiot!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
There's no I in team, but there is an I in ignorant.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Today is fun-day! Wheeeeeee!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
vegies 4 life!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
Who needs ironic shirts, anyway!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Why not? Your mum liked me.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
You're hot. Want me to get an ice pack?
of 15 votes, 7% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.