So you're not sure that you don't want me to confuse you?
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I live to reverse evil.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Buy some crispy bacon, get a heart attack free!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Please stop smoking. I don't want to die.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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It's not called piracy. It's called backing up the Internet.
of 34 votes, 65% like it
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I run on caffeine
of 30 votes, 57% like it
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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse... and chase the jockey after
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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An Orange A Day Keeps The Poets Away
of 52 votes, 65% like it
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Space Invaders - Not Suitable For Claustrophobics.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
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I'm Not Slacking Off. It's Just That Doing Less Is More.
of 47 votes, 55% like it
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I'm Not A Cat, So Curiosity Can't Kill Me.
of 53 votes, 62% like it
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Made Using 100% Space-Time Fabric
of 49 votes, 65% like it
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Graduated In The Art Of Sleeping On Public Transport
of 42 votes, 62% like it
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I'm Not Mumbling. I'm Just Speaking To The Alien Behind You.
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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Have You Tried Turning Your Brain Off And On Again?
of 50 votes, 50% like it
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Sleep In. The Early Worm Got Eaten.
of 56 votes, 66% like it
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Daylight Saving: Proof That We Can Control Time.
of 65 votes, 75% like it
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I Plan On Becoming A Professional Procrastinator.
of 51 votes, 51% like it
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(back) I'm One Step Ahead Of You
of 56 votes, 50% like it
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Racing Down The Corridor On A Rolly Chair Is Fun!
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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Confucius Says: Don't Read And Walk At Same Time.
of 52 votes, 38% like it
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Optical Illusions Are Awesome! Unfortunately This Isn't One.
of 48 votes, 67% like it
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Experience Is Something You Get Just After You Need It
of 64 votes, 77% like it
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I Have Traffic Jam On Toast Every Morning
of 51 votes, 41% like it
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I Hereby Grant You Three Wishes*
*Terms And Conditions Apply
of 48 votes, 48% like it
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Wearing Red And Black Clothing Makes Me Feel Evil
of 37 votes, 41% like it
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Killing Two Birds With One Stone Is Evil
of 49 votes, 51% like it
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I'm a world renowned author, you just don't know my pseudonym.
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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(back) Follow Me At Your Own Peril. I Have No Sense Of Direction.
of 50 votes, 46% like it
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I can predict the future. You will finish reading this sentence.
of 58 votes, 55% like it
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The earlier you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
of 64 votes, 70% like it
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Procrastination, it'll catch up to you tomorrow.
of 50 votes, 40% like it
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People who take shortcuts are efficient, not lazy.
of 70 votes, 71% like it
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Copying from one is plagiarism but copying from many is research.
of 72 votes, 65% like it
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I know that you know that I don't know your name.
of 61 votes, 66% like it
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Repeat after me: I am not a copycat.
of 65 votes, 72% like it
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How long is a short minute?
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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I just woke up, leave me alone.
of 50 votes, 36% like it
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We are all the same. We are all unique.
of 52 votes, 44% like it
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If joggers are for jogging, then what are slippers for?
of 52 votes, 44% like it
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