100% cotton words
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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2+2=3...
the fourth is in recycle bin.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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? is a ! who stoop to see if point is still there.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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A fart is the last breathe of a beans before going to heaven.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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A little clock is minute.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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A lot of my money goes on food. Bad bet.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Also talking animals have to be silent sitting in a theater.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Am I late? Sorry... I had to pollinate kiwi
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Autosuggestion: the illusion of owning a car.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Bat-mobile works with Bat-teries
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Breaking news: Santa is going to the barber
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Christmas with yours...
Easter with who you want.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Darkness make me invisibly beautiful.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Do you like the sea? Drink it slowly!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don' let machines know you are in a hurry.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Don't call me Heyou
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Don't expect anything new from echo.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Don't worry, be slappy
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Don't worry, be slappy.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Donald Duck doesn't wear underpants.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Dreadless...
damned scissors...
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Dumbs take you down to their level and beat you with experience.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Dwarves love the 34,5 position.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Earth is 2/3 water. Like scotch in the worst bar of the city.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Elephants who see naked men can't understand how they can drink.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Evidence.
No trepassing.
I'm not a ghost.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Fax doesn't need stamp
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Find God before God find you!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Flying more quickly than light has a problem: the extension cable
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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God created very few perfect heads. He hid the others with hairs
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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God is alive. He is signing Bibles in a bookshop.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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God is dead. (Nietszche) Nietszche is dead.
(God)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Happy riders have midges on their teeth.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I am a punk rocker and I pay by VISA
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I am vaginetarian
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I can comb my hair with tongue.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I don't lie. I just partecipate in a disinformation campaign.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I don't lie. I just partecipate to a disinformation campaign.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I feel sad and useless... like a beer with no alcohol
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I have an imaginary friend. Don't you see him?
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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I held a demonstration against shortsleeves.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I held a demonstration against shortsleeves. Except this.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I held a demonstration against shortsleeves. Like this.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I hope archaeologist can find my lost brain
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I hope nobody print this slogan.
Damn, it's too late.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I hope your tongue battery is running down.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I like pop porn at cinema
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I love SparkyTheWonderboy's suggestions! thank you Keith!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I sleep naked. It's not a problem if I'm not on the bus.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I smell like an ashtray
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I take so much medicine that when I cough I heal someone.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I wear 15$
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm 27 years old and my mother still washes my t-shirts
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I'm an Artificer. If I run... try to follow me!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm italian. Don't worry... my surname is not Soprano.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm naked.
Just in your imagination.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I'm not short and fat: I'm anatomically compact.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not too diplomatic: my tongue is more quick than my mind.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm so medicated my coughs heal people.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm the husband of my sisters' wife. Who am I?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I've got a chinese flower pot.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I've got a poison.. Now it's time for testing! On you, of course
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I've never said "Bingo!"
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I've read that beer is dangerous,
so I'm trying to stop reading!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I've seen illusionists working only for prestige.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I've stolen this t-shirt. Call 911.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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If donkeys could fly, schools would be airports.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If fishes did not exist... can you imagine them?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If the voting could really change anything it would be illegal.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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If u drink coffee u can't sleep. If u sleep u can't drink coffee.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If you ask for a hand just look at the end of your arm.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If you can read this, my girlfriend is fallen off the motorcycle.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If you don't like surprises... Don't use UV light on my t-shirt
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If you wanna lose weight... You can cut an arm.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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In the world of possibility and impossibility.. all is probable.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Inkjet cuttlefish doesn't print well.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Intelligence is a plant to take care of. Look at my nice bonsai.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Is it possible that nobody has me on their conscience?!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Is there a mute key on you?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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It's better read me than listen to me
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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It's not short and wide: it is anatomically compact.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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kneehead
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Last man standing. Ovation.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Massage in a bottle.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Midges love wrong-way driving.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Midges love wrong-way driving. They'd die for it.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Moses invented Ski going down Mount Sinai on tablets.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Mouse not found. Click mouse button to continue
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Muffins are unsoaked.
(coffee stain)
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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my double bed has fresh-laundered sheet. Think about it.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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My liver is the champion of the world
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My memory is a problem.. ah! My memory is a problem too!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My TV is sleeping on my couch.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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My Twin Brother Forgot My Birthday
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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My Universal Remote Control Can Set Planet's Brightness.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Nice weather produces deserts.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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No, I haven't combed my hair with granades
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Ok, I Stop talking about me. What do you think about me?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Once when I was a spermatozoon I came first.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Oxygen was discovered in 1771. How did they breath before?!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Pirates love ARGentina
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Pornstars make up artist
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Put me in your cart between your heart and cereal
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Put some slogan on me
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Rewritable Tee
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Ridge against the machine
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Right now I'm recording my favourite soap
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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SandwiTch
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Santa's wife is Mery Christmas.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Scuba bikers are doping free.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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See you at anti-doping control. I will beat you.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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See you leather
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Smiling riders have flies on their teeth.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Snakes don't sweat because they haven't armpits.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Sometimes I feel like I don't have an idea
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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The dog is dog's best friend
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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There's a difference between an open mind and an hole in a head.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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To err is human, to bellow is bovine.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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tressed dessert
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Ventriloquous women scare their gynaecologists.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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We are namesakes. Change yours!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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We don't know who discovered water. Certainly not a fish.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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What does a rhino do in a desert? A big shadow.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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What numbers do I have to dial to call "911"?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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What time is it now? And now? And now? And now? and now? And now?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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When I'll die, please.. someone delete porn folder from my pc
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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Why be hated early in the morning when you can sleep till midday?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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You can't get the equality of men by cutting tall people's legs.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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You don't get equality in men by cutting tall people's legs.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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You look like my ex girlfriend. And I never had one.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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You stood three times in row when God distributed stupidity
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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