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utteranomaly
aka Erwin Sarinas is a 34.45 year old boy, has been a member since March 5, 2009, has scored 273 submissions, giving an average score of 1.85.
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_'d l_k_ t_ b_y _ v_w_l
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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"Puhhhhhh" goes the cat who can't roll R's
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Cows aren't hot waitresses. Don't tip them.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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At risk from letting board games monopolize my pursuit of trivia
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Toss Baseballs, Not Cookies
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Sometimes, You Just Gotta Cut The Mattress Tags
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Father Time arrived and I said, "Right On, Time!"
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Reciprocally Speaking is Speaking Reciprocally
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Some Smells Wouldn't Make Good Scratch And Sniff Stickers
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My Brain Smarts.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Board games are monopolizing my pursuit of trivia and life
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Being Green And Living In A Garbage Can Would Make Me Grouchy
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm On A Roll Like Jack And Jill After The Hill
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Passing Awesome and Now Approaching Rad
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Swedish furniture completes me
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Bacon Makes The World A Better Place
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I Challenge You To Divide Me By Zero
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(something)
What? Do I have something on me?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Astronaut Doing The Moonwalk: Overzealous Dancer
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Cacti don't make good chairs
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Canadian Defectour
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Cars move me,
Cats mew me,
and Cat-cars mewve me
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Deejays scratch records, I scratch stickers and sniff them
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Don't be a hermit. They're no fun.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Don't make it worse by saying "Just Kidding!"
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Famous Person Trapped In A Ordinary Person's Body
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Fortune Cookie Writer
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Guess how many Smurf pants and hats it took to make this shirt?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Hermit On Vacation
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Hip Hop Hare
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Holding A Keytar Makes Me 10% Cooler
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I Can't Believe It's Not Fermented Cream Spread!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I don't mean to scare you, but chicks dig with shovels
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I only tip cows if they're my waitress
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I was dividing by zewo and my bwain bwoke
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not kicking the ball, Lucy
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm Probably Right Because I Know Everything
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Kiss me, I'm Irish and you're after my Lucky Charms
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Muchas Gracias, Señor Roboto
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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On A Roll Like Jack And Jill After The Hill
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Over-exaggerating minimalist... period.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Sometimes, You Just Got To Cut the Mattress Tags
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Speaking Reciprocally is Reciprocally Speaking
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The double yellow monochrome rainbow yields nuggets of chicken
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Up Up Down Down Right Round, Baby, Right Round, Round, Round
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Wake Me Up Before You Run To A Cave And Yell "Go"
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/911968/utteranomaly
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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