Apart from raping you guys with my persistent call for slogan voting, I also bombard you guys with random questions that come into my head...sorry...haha

So, question of the hour...

...what tv shows are kids learning from these days?
I was looking over saturday morning(and morning in general) tv shows and unless a kid wants to learn about what not to wear, or how to dance to some fuzzy animals, there aren't many shows that showcase an "education as fun" type ideal anymore.

As a kid, I watched alot of these shows more than occasionally and I think it really helped me in my later passion for education:

Bill Nye the Science Guy


The Magic School Bus


The Reading Rainbow


Zoom


Seriously, I would watch these shows religiously, and they seriously made learning cool. Right now, I don't see any medium in which kids are exposed to this type of stuff.

Do they?

Hey ya'll. So considering that I am always one to fall to peer pressure, I have decided to join the 365 slogan revolution--the New Class!(saved by the bell reference?). Yes, it is my intention to join in on this and hope to make AT LEAST 1 slogan a day. I start on this day---SUNDAY, 11/8/09 on 11:43pm pacific time!

(newest on top!)



November 24, 2009
Construction paper has never built me anything.
You can find my heart in a deck of cards.

November 23, 2009
Spellcheck is more impotent than we think.

November 21, 2009
Hanging people is more fun when spelling is involved.

November 20,2009
If I really were egotistical, I wouldn't be so beautiful.

November 19,2009
I'd rather skip home than class.

November 18,2009
Noses are so picky

November 17, 2009
Vacuums can suck it.

November 16,2009
Invisibility isn't my thing.

November 15, 2009
According to my shower, I'm a pretty good singer.
Roses are red, violets are blue and I'm colorblind. X 30 votes, 23%

November 13, 2009
Ostriches are so emu".
When the going gets tough, cook until tender.".

November 12, 2009
Stools. Good in the kitchen, bad on bathroom floors.

November 11,2009
Curtains. Because there is really nothing else to talk about. X 24 votes, 33%

November 10, 2009
Stutters. The original remix. X 33 votes, 15%

November 9, 2009
Pancakes think waffles are so square.
Contrary to popular belief, believing isn't so popular anymore..

November 8, 2009
Confusion involves a platypus.
Break swing sets. Not hearts. X 21 votes, 14%

Ok, so...

In my boredom and pure fatness, I've been thinking. I passed by a McDonalds yesterday and the sign said..."Over 99 billion served."

My question is simple:

Isn't there only like 6 billion people on the planet?

So what alien life form is McDonalds serving?

or are my English skills just completely out of whack and I'm completing misinterpreting the mcdonalds sign?

ugh, I always liked jack in the box better anyway...

well..that didnt work.

Great design with amazing detail and well thought out execution! Give this a 5 and give it a print!



Extremely original, and very funny! Looved this design, and you guys should too!....and it really makes me want a frosty.



I am in love with the colors and subtlety in this one. Even more, when you look at it closer there is just so much going on!



This is probably one of the more thought out designs I've seen here! Really, great job all around, and the workmanship and detail alone make this shirt very deserving of a print!



And this is probably my favorite design right now. Look at it and tell me you didn't smile.

So there ya have it guys. Alot of these only have 1 or 2 days of voting left, so lets give em a 5, and buy em! Cause I gotta have these shirts. haha

Eh, yes, I've grown addicted to the alertness, awakeness and pure out awesomeness that caffeine gives me. I always felt that I drank coffee and teas for the taste, but I've grown into someone who needs it for the affect. It scares me! I find myself asking for double shots of espresso in my black coffee at starbucks. Is it a sign of getting older and just more tired, or do I seriously have a problem capable of a Amy Winehouse-like psycho binge?

Anyway, are there other caffeine addicts out there? Shall we create a Caffeinatics Anonymous society?

Do tell.


and screw starbucks.


p.s. i still would love a job with you guys, starbucks. sooooo heey.


p.s.2. or any other coffee place for that matter.

So I tend to stay within the realm of the typetees world, but I, Ryan, do in fact go into threadless often and try to give my two cents to a few designs.

Lately, there have been a couple designs that not only do I desperately love, but really want to see print so I could buy em. So lets all join hands and click 5$ together.







So there ya have it. I'm not saying these are the best designs being scored right now, but these three shirts are def. stuff that I would wear. So if you guys got time, show em some love!

...and as always,

make your way to my slogans and show me some love too!

Something about being in class and having the pleasure of not having to listen has instilled a slogan rampage within me. A bunch of ideas just came into my head and I had to submit them before they left. I have two hours left in class which probably means a few more slogans will come.


RAMPAAGGGEE!!!!

that, and I had a few cups of coffee. Please read this blog as a 5 year old on a sugar rush.

New Slogans
Having multiple personalities makes monologues quite difficult.

If it really took one step at a time, we wouldn't have two legs.

U.A.A.T.C. Useless Acronyms Are Too Common

Pianos have A minor problem.

vote vote vote vote.

this concludes this self-indulgent, self-promoting, pretty self-ish blog.

modest ryan will now return.

Ok. So I have an essay due in an hour. I have class in an hour and a half. I haven't started my essay or do I intend on going to class. I have, how do you say, an intense case of procrastination syndrome.

So help me feed this disease! What do you guys do when you procrastinate?

I tend to go to this website called iminlikewithyou.com. But I also tend to go to typetees alot. And I find myself coming here, USUALLY, when I have something important to do.

Guys, what's wrong with me?

Yes. Its true. I just got braces so I could be beautiful. They hurt like a mother and the damn things keep cutting my inner cheek. The woman gave me wax and didnt tell me how to use it. Its like being given a bike with no wheels. Thanks alot. IM cranky cause Im in pain.


Jesus help me.

Speaking of Jesus, I got a new slogan up. CH-CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT.