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ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool aka Ryan Morris is a 23.19 year old boy, has been a member since March 2, 2009, has scored 1,707 submissions, giving an average score of 2.20, helping 21 designs get printed.
Hey ya'll. So considering that I am always one to fall to peer pressure, I have decided to join the 365 slogan revolution--the New Class!(saved by the bell reference?). Yes, it is my intention to join in on this and hope to make AT LEAST 1 slogan a day. I start on this day---SUNDAY, 11/8/09 on 11:43pm pacific time!

(newest on top!)



November 24, 2009
Construction paper has never built me anything.
You can find my heart in a deck of cards.

November 23, 2009
Spellcheck is more impotent than we think.

November 21, 2009
Hanging people is more fun when spelling is involved.

November 20,2009
If I really were egotistical, I wouldn't be so beautiful.

November 19,2009
I'd rather skip home than class.

November 18,2009
Noses are so picky

November 17, 2009
Vacuums can suck it.

November 16,2009
Invisibility isn't my thing.

November 15, 2009
According to my shower, I'm a pretty good singer.
Roses are red, violets are blue and I'm colorblind. X 30 votes, 23%

November 13, 2009
Ostriches are so emu".
When the going gets tough, cook until tender.".

November 12, 2009
Stools. Good in the kitchen, bad on bathroom floors.

November 11,2009
Curtains. Because there is really nothing else to talk about. X 24 votes, 33%

November 10, 2009
Stutters. The original remix. X 33 votes, 15%

November 9, 2009
Pancakes think waffles are so square.
Contrary to popular belief, believing isn't so popular anymore..

November 8, 2009
Confusion involves a platypus.
Break swing sets. Not hearts. X 21 votes, 14%





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FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 09 '09 at 3:28am
Welcome to the wonderful world of wringing your brain of all its witty sentence might day in and day out! Good luck and I'll be cheering you on from the psych ward as i approach year two, day 100!



Loving your "i'm a horrible storyteller." slogan!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 09 '09 at 3:34am
thanks frickinawesome. idk how many times ive commented you on your slogans, but you know i love em!
frostedlemoncoward
frostedlemoncoward on Nov 09 '09 at 11:29am
Off to a great start!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Nov 09 '09 at 11:31am
God and Journey are asking you to believe.



Comedy gold.
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 09 '09 at 5:19pm
Thanks frostedlemoncoward(cool name!) and squintygirl! I voted up on alot of your guys and I hope you see the difference!



New slogan for today!

Pancakes think waffles are so square.



likely, more to come, and ill update accordingly!
rbthatcher
rbthatcher on Nov 09 '09 at 5:24pm
GOOD LUCK!!!



I'll put this one on my list!
evan3
   evan3 on Nov 09 '09 at 5:33pm
i forgot how good your slogans are!

my new fav:

Capitalism. Because lowercase-ism was not enough.
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 09 '09 at 5:52pm
thanks rbthatcher! I'm not worried about making a slogan everyday. Just worried that I'll forget to do that! haha. this thing should come with like an alarm clock or something!



and thanks alot evan3! they may be forgettable(-_-) but atleast you think theyre good! haha jk.



thanks for the votes so far guys!
rbthatcher
rbthatcher on Nov 09 '09 at 5:54pm
I just post one when I get up in the morning...usually before I go to work. On the weekends it falls AFTER the coffee!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 09 '09 at 6:12pm
haha, or whenever the hangover chooses to go away.



added another one! hopefully one of em survives the night!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 10 '09 at 12:14pm
new slogan for november 10 guys!



Stutters. The original remix.



hope ya like it and thanks for the love on all the slogans so far!!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 10 '09 at 2:51pm
and i am now about to delete today's slogan, so if you like em, save em. but if you dont, i understand:(
jess4002
jess4002 on Nov 10 '09 at 4:04pm
hey, best of luck, ryan! :D
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 11 '09 at 1:13am
Contrary to popular belief, believing isn't so popular anymore.



Too true but too funny as well!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 11 '09 at 11:27pm
thanks jess4002. Just having you comment this thread makes my world happier :)



haha, and thanks frickinawesome! its underperforming though:( but im gonna keep it cause i kinda love it!



k, so I got a new slogan ya'll. and I also deleted yesterday's slogan though I thought it was a surefire winner. Guess not. haha. Hope this one does better!



Curtains. Because there is really nothing else to talk about.

ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 13 '09 at 1:46am
whoo! just got my newest slogan in with 15 minutes to spare, haha. Well this new slogan is for anyone who has a wicked nasty sense of humor. If you dont get it at first...wait for it...wait for it...AHHHH, there ya go.



Stools. Good in the kitchen, bad on bathroom floors.

Frogking
Frogking on Nov 13 '09 at 3:09am
Contrary to popular belief, believing isn't so popular anymore



love it, voted!!

ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 13 '09 at 3:11am
thanks frogking! thats really one of my favorite slogans, and I really want it to do well, so thanks for helpin in the cause, haha.



I really liked your "Im not starting at your boobs" slogan. Its actually kinda cute--in a totally manly way. haha
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 13 '09 at 2:50pm
soloyo
soloyo on Nov 13 '09 at 4:52pm
I hate those X 's
scao
scao on Nov 13 '09 at 10:16pm
Woot! Yay for the new 365ers! Bomber slogans Mr. School!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 13 '09 at 10:57pm
I know soloyo. They're X's that mock me and tell me I'm not good enough. I'll prove em wrong ;)



Haha, thanks scao. WE ARE THE FUTURE!...until the next batch comes along...then we'll be the forgotten.



Ive been voting for both your guys' slogans like crazy cause theyre good so keep it goin!
Frogking
Frogking on Nov 13 '09 at 10:59pm
I really liked your "Im not staring at your boobs" slogan. Its actually kinda cute--in a totally manly way. haha



haha, yeah, i'm not really good at slogans though, i mostly design t-shirts
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 13 '09 at 11:12pm
haha there aint nothing wrong with that. Im loving your falling star design!
scao
scao on Nov 15 '09 at 8:16pm
keep it up!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 15 '09 at 10:19pm
thanks goliath and scao! ive been voting for you guy's slogans so same back to you!



new for today!

According to my shower, I'm a pretty good singer.

Roses are red, violets are blue and I'm colorblind.



vote vote vote!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 15 '09 at 10:19pm
thanks goliath and scao! ive been voting for you guy's slogans so same back to you!



new for today!

According to my shower, I'm a pretty good singer.

Roses are red, violets are blue and I'm colorblind.



vote vote vote!
frostedlemoncoward
frostedlemoncoward on Nov 15 '09 at 11:03pm
Haha "According to my shower, I'm a pretty good singer" is great.
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 15 '09 at 11:14pm
haha thanks frostedlemoncoward. i still love your name! loved your newest slogan, only cause sloths are so cute :) haha
soloyo
soloyo on Nov 16 '09 at 10:17pm
those last two are gold, dude.

voted of course
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 16 '09 at 11:00pm
new slogan when you guys have teh chance to vote guys!



Invisibility isn't my thing.
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 16 '09 at 11:03pm
thanks goliath and soloyo. you guys got some awesome slogans, but when it comes to you two, that must sound like a broken record now. haha
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 16 '09 at 11:39pm
hahahatoinfinity@invisibility and shower.
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 17 '09 at 1:18pm
thanks frickinawesome. It's scoring pretty low, but I'll leave it up for a day or two because I have faith in it.



I have a new slogan for today. Hope ya guys like it!



Vacuums can suck it.

ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 18 '09 at 3:12am
shameless self promotion here ya'll. hope ya guys vote for my slogans! haha.



if it were between me and you(and by you, I mean everyone), my favorite slogan that I hope gets printed one day?



"Love speaks for itself, but I need subtitles." cmooonnnn. haha.



VOTE!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 18 '09 at 9:45pm
New slogan for today guys!



Noses are so picky.



vote when you can!
soloyo
soloyo on Nov 18 '09 at 10:04pm
Wanted to vote a couple of your slogans but I end up voting more than that
rbthatcher
rbthatcher on Nov 19 '09 at 8:01am
Noses are picky and your slogans are VOTIFIED!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 19 '09 at 5:48pm
Thanks soloyo, and rbthatcher. I'll be sure to catch up on you guys! I got a new slogan for today guys, i'll be sure to update later!



I'd rather skip home than class
soloyo
soloyo on Nov 19 '09 at 10:38pm
I actually like your last two, why are they not scoring well?

ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 20 '09 at 2:50pm
Thanks Soloyo. I really didn't know what happened. I coulda swore the nose slogan was a surefire winner. talk about getting torn a new one!



Well, here's hoping this one will fare better.



If I really were egotistical, I wouldn't be so beautiful.

soloyo
soloyo on Nov 21 '09 at 2:02am
voted a couple of your old ones, hope you don't mind
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 21 '09 at 3:38am
Thanks soloyo, I was trying to wonder who did that. Id do the same for yours, but I kinda already have:) haha



darn blog wont let me edit. but ill be gone for the weekend and decided to update for tomorrow and hopefully i can find a starbucks to update for sunday too!



here's the new one for today, and I think it's a surefire winner. But I think all of my slogans are winners:)

Hanging is more fun when spelling is involved.





YAISH2
YAISH2 on Nov 21 '09 at 7:04am
Voted for your new ones and five older ones. Great stuff!
soloyo
soloyo on Nov 22 '09 at 12:33pm
It took my a while to get it, voted

how about if you turn it to:

Spelling is fun when you get to hang somebody
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Nov 22 '09 at 12:46pm
Hey dude, one of your slogans really struck me for the Slogan Swap. email me if you're interested in collabing...



charity.ryan@gmail.com



soloyo
soloyo on Nov 22 '09 at 3:47pm
Team Charity/Ryangoestoschool , wow, wow
PuppetMeat
PuppetMeat on Nov 22 '09 at 10:58pm
Voted Ryan! Egotistical is good, and under-rated.
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 23 '09 at 5:47am
Thanks for all the kind comments guys.



Yaish, your made in China slogan is chock full of lead-y genius!



Thanks charity.ryan, the email is waiting in your inbox;)



Thanks Soloyo, as always, I always up to date on your stuff haha.



and thanks puppetmeat. Its always very flattering to get compliments from a tri-time winner. Im not pale, and Flashes of Brilliance seem like two more prints to me! So i voted for that, and couple other ones uP!



So continuing with my current spelling slogan fetish, here's my new slogan for the day..WHOO.



Spellcheck is more impotent than we think.



vote vote vote.
soloyo
soloyo on Nov 23 '09 at 9:56pm
Thanks dude, same here

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