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MuteJoe
aka Nik Edwards is a boy, has been a member since February 28, 2009, has scored 679 submissions, giving an average score of 2.39.
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My Parents Went On Holiday And All I Got Was An Unoriginal Cliche
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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The Tooth Fairy: Giving Dental Rebates since the 18th Century
of 36 votes, 56% like it
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Honey Bees Give Me A Sugar Buzz
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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When My Milk Teeth Fell Out Sweet Ones Grew Back
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Insomnia. Living The Dream!
of 54 votes, 65% like it
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Time-Travelling Grammatists Make The Future Tense
of 47 votes, 74% like it
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I Ride My Lunar Cycle Once In A Blue Moon
of 46 votes, 63% like it
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In A War Of Words I Think 'Victory' Would Win
of 42 votes, 52% like it
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Hovercrafts: Skirting The Issue Of Tireless Travel Since 1959
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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If It Wasn't For The Aging Process I'd Be A Child Prodigy By Now
of 55 votes, 84% like it
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My Arthritis Research Is A Joint Venture
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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In space no one can hear you scream- BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY!
of 51 votes, 41% like it
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Never Moon a Pole Vaulter
of 32 votes, 63% like it
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My train of thought only has a single track
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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I lived the life of Riley (thanks to identity theft)
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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My tripod only holds three songs
of 60 votes, 72% like it
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I'm innocent!
(It's only my pleasures that are guilty)
of 48 votes, 60% like it
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The mockingbirds are laughing at me
of 64 votes, 67% like it
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Anger Management- it's all the rage these days
of 67 votes, 67% like it
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What color is your air guitar?
of 65 votes, 54% like it
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I f****** love asterisks!
of 63 votes, 65% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Beware of Plantains- they can be a real banana's kin
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't Ride Your Lunar Cycle Without Bicycle Eclipse
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I tried rumination but I didn't have the stomach for it
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not ugly, I just have indecisive stem cells.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Never Gamble Internal Organs With A Starship Trooper
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Never Moon a Pole-Vaulter
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Putting nitrous oxide on the turkey made me a laughing stock
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Solar flares were way cooler in the 70's
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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When It Comes To Wishful Thinking, I'm Next In Line To The Throne
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/908447/MuteJoe
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
So far...
I'm older than I want to be,
Poorer than I want to be,
Shyer than I want to be,
And lazier than I want to be.
...I think I'm doing quite a good job.
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