"Abracadabra" is better written than painted
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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"Human = sum(Gluttony+Envy
+Wrath+Greed+Lust+
Sloth+Pride+
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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"i usually hang in here"
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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"This writing is like a tattoo to me"
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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"Touche" = another level of irony
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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2 hours and all i get is "yippy kay kay"
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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4.54 billion years of competition and earth always comes third
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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ABC is the starting words in this sentence
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Actually, the rest of our life starts today...
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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actually,i am one of a kind in this world
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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ADULT: "Always Do Understandable Lame Things"
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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anyway is not the only way
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Art wouldn't be so hard if it requires only talking
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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best known for spying (image of two thumbs up)
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Come in, it's warm inside
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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don't follow me rite now, just twittering me later
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Don't judge the tee from its man
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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don't look at my boobs my face is up there
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Experience is the best teacher because sometimes it's free
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Franky said more than "relax"
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Google does not find me
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Human = (Greed+Sloth
+Wrath+Pride+Lust
+Gluttony+Envy) + H2O
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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humanly available
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I always pointing up
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i am allergic to bullshit
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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i am better at my job when it's called procrastinating
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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i am built for quick get away
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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i am date-able ask me
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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i am one of a kind in this world
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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i am out here because i am the best tee in the wardrobe
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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i don't get over her, i get below her
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I don't invite "them" on Halloween, "they" ju
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I don't invite "them" on Halloween, "they" ju
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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i don't invite "them" on the halloween, "they"
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I dont invite "them" on halloween, "they" jus
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I had the idea of Jurassic Park first!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I looked better in 3D
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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i never swallow my tongue
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I only decide where coin toss is involved
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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i should ask Shakespeare to write something here
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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if it's never considered funny then why they call it joker?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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if only marriage comes with a manual
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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if only they had chocolate on last supper, i'd be in church now
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If u think i am awesome u should see the one wearing me
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Impossible doesn't suit me well, Implausible is.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Impossible doesn't suit me well, Implausible is...
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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It smells like tee spirit
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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It's hard to face the problem if the actual problem is your face
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Jumping on the bed is my gig!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Just because u cover the mouth and head doesn't make you a ninja
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Life is clueless that's why we livin' it
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Look you are looking at me
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Manufactured by God!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Math makes me think who count them in the first place
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Math proves one thing...i suck in it
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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merry go euclidean-geometry
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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noitanitsarcorp is my corporation n
procrastination is my nation
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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now is your chance to get to know me don't try googlin me later
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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picture paints a thousand words, which words?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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pig used to make me smile...
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Plant does breathe CO2 in exchange for O2, now that's a good deed
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Promise: never means to give a reason
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Ready, Steady, Smile :)
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Robot always wishes to have pants on
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Robot doesn't care what human thinks unless programmed otherwise
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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scientifically science is not fun
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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screw suits and ties, this is the new age of tee
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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some site asked me to write something here
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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some site inspires me to write something and here i am...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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someone, help!!!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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take away-able
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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technically we all are one radius away from center of the earth
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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technically we are one radius away from center of the earth
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Thesaurus is like the smartest dinosaur ever
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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This guy can party
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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This Tee is Deliberately Written
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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this tee is hangin' here because i've done my diet
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Those who can not do teach ones who would do one
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Top of food chain! (any trespassers would be devoured)
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Vampire is so cool because they drink blood
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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wearing this is my passion
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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What written here is not one of my slogan submissions
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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when I shop the, world gets better. If not, I need to shop again
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Winning is not everything. It's the only thing.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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you are trying to read this so u can have a look at my boobs
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You say "O" i say "Z"
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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