This shirt does not exist. It's a fabrication.
of 24 votes, 58% like it
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My tendency to exaggerate is legendary
of 31 votes, 71% like it
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I knew this day would come; I saw it on a calendar.
of 46 votes, 61% like it
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Call it what you want, but homonyms all sound the same to me
of 36 votes, 67% like it
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I have had it up to HERE with those theme park height limits
of 46 votes, 70% like it
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My circle of friends includes squares
of 49 votes, 69% like it
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Halloween: making it OK to receive candy from strangers.
of 61 votes, 69% like it
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Polka dots make me want to grab a pen and connect them.
of 63 votes, 62% like it
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First things first, second things second, and so on.
of 65 votes, 62% like it
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Earth. It means the world to me.
of 78 votes, 65% like it
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I thought the world revolved around me. It was just vertigo.
of 67 votes, 70% like it
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I tried line dancing, but I just kept going in circles.
of 58 votes, 69% like it
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Singing vikings take on the high C's.
of 54 votes, 52% like it
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Leave a strong impression: punch harder.
of 55 votes, 62% like it
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The truth shall set you free, as soon as it finds the keys.
of 65 votes, 71% like it
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Wrong, use of commas create confusion.
of 79 votes, 62% like it
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If your only tool is a hammer, good luck nailing wallpaper.
of 48 votes, 50% like it
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Cloning: It's a whole new you.
of 65 votes, 62% like it
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I only eat food that I know how to spell.
of 62 votes, 65% like it
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1 out of every 4 musketeers feels left out.
of 76 votes, 70% like it
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Dining with cannibals can cost you an arm and a leg.
of 66 votes, 67% like it
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Whatever floats your boat is usually buoyancy.
of 63 votes, 71% like it
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Sleepwalking is cool unless you live on a boat.
of 59 votes, 64% like it
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Is it still homicide if you were just killing time?
of 55 votes, 56% like it
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I'll worry about climate change when hell freezes over.
of 74 votes, 66% like it
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Yes, I've got some nerve; I've got some veins and arteries too.
of 66 votes, 65% like it
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Nitrous Oxide: It's No Laughing Matter.
of 53 votes, 60% like it
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Imaginary Numbers: Proof that Fact and Fiction can co-exist.
of 61 votes, 54% like it
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Back seat drivers are spooky if you're driving a hearse.
of 70 votes, 67% like it
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If hell freezes over, we have got to talk about climate change...
of 62 votes, 52% like it
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Putting the best foot forward is quite challenging for centipedes
of 56 votes, 61% like it
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Dyslexia makes me sacred.
of 60 votes, 58% like it
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Banks are just in it for the money.
of 57 votes, 56% like it
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I'm not odd; I'm just uneven.
of 69 votes, 59% like it
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Nothing ruins a sex joke like a premature punchline
of 60 votes, 58% like it
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Clowns: The carpool professionals.
of 74 votes, 55% like it
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Never dine with cannibals; it will cost you an arm and a leg.
of 66 votes, 59% like it
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All you really need is a bit of imagination and some duct tape.
of 58 votes, 50% like it
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What doesn't kill you will stalk you until it does.
of 63 votes, 51% like it
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