I'm a product of the public school system.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Golden Voice now for hire.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I have a God given talent.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Bush...Demi Moore.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Gooch: A guy's cooch.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I sprained my gooch.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I like the short end of the stick. (;
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hunger gets what hunger wants, but what does thirst get?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Does this look like a Q?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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______ is now working their inner thigh muscle.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's not illegal, just frowned upon.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Soap on a Rope: Made for people like you. (:
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Bum Rush: what homeless people do when they see a shopping cart.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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To live doesn't mean you're alive.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It's Business.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a tiger, but i haven't earned my stripes.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Best Way To Go Green: Don't flush the toilet.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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T-Shirt designs are overrated.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You'll thank me later. (;
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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iHad Swag When it Was Known as Personality.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I make them bad girls go, Michael Jackson Bad.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Open up real wide...get your mind out the gutter, I'm a dentist.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I'm The Bestest.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Girls are like coins, I can get heads and tail.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Look ma no hands...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Teach Me: How to Lucy.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Life is hard, but she likes it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Might as well shave my butt & walk backward.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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DEEP *HIT
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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iLike: it.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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MANJUICE
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Falling into the Heavens.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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POODLEJUICE
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt is "The Situation". Fist Pump.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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This is the shirt before the shirt.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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We look real nice, we're so cool you have to say the 1 twice.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Lets Get Digital...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You suck so much ____ you have a loose ____.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Ask Before You Tap.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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When I was your age, I lost my tooth. Not my virginty.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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I try to complete a mission before the microwave reaches 0:00.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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What do you mean "You People"?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I am Gutter Minded.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Gutter Minded I Am.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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This call maybe recorded and monitored for quality assurance.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Please leave a message after the *BEEP*.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt maybe monitored and viewed for quality assurance.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the Ish. (Life & Censorship)
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Be back in a couple hours, mind is in the gutter right now.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Life is like a box of chocolate.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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What you're looking at?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Please sign this wearable yearbook.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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My Name is _______.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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My name is .
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Your Name Goes Here.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Club My Jeans. Ladies Get in Free Every night.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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There is a Party in My Pants.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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When will BP use the Shamwow?
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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If air is so valuable, why don't we tax it?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Please stop breathing on my neck, Thank You.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Wireless Knowledge now Available.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Why does it stop at Cloud Nine?
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Welcome to Houstatlantavegas.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Are you reading, what I think you're reading?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I bet you'll read my shirt.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I bet you will read my shirt.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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This shirt is my fallout shelter.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Teaching me is a privilege, so pay attention.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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iLike: Being Me.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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F.I.N.A.L.S = F**k, I never actually learned s**t.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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iLike: Laughing so hard you clap like a retarded seal.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Likes using you only live once as an excuse to make a decision.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Life doesn't suck, it deep-throats.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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It ain't delivery, it's Digiorno...or is it.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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18 to Cum & 21 to Swallow.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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If you don't swallow, shut up b*tch, gargle.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Failure is not an option, it’s a word.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I like my corn like I like my women…salty and off the cob.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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In a nutshell, you’ll find nut meat.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a Jedi Master you don't need my credentials.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Life is like a pornstar, go hard or go home.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I'm contagious with Swag Flu.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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We go way back, like my teacher's hairline.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Swine Flu VS. HOMODUMBASSES
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Excuse me, you can't smell it, but I just had a brain fart.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Nothing is wrong with defeat unless you learn to accept it.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Stupid people do stupid things. Do you think I'm stupid?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I'm happy for you, but this shirt is one of the B.O.A.T.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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I'm happy for you, but Beyonce has one of the B.V.O.A.T.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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.rats nrop a m'I
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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You've Officially been PWNED.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'm good for you like whole grain and wheat bread.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Sextape is not what you use to tie your partner down.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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If you get PWNED like a NOOB in life just hit the restart button.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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If success was a drug, I would be high right now.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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My Social Security # is 123-45-6789.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Get on my level, I'm so high you can call me Extra Terrestrial.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Wii belong together.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Birds of a feather fly together.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I SUPPORT PETA, Thats Right People For Eating Tasty Animals.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt is just like a fish, it's off the hook.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Without me are you half empty or half full.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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GTFO of My SWAG
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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WARNING: This object tends to run with scissors.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I've been called a Dog, but I love =^.^=.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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S.O.I.A.S
=
Sit On It And Spin
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Who cut the (Swiss)Cheese?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Treat a girl like dirt and she'll stick like mud.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I'm A Nerd In Disguise.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Addicted to Success.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I think I had a brain fart.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I get high on success.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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If someone can have a brain fart can someone have brain diarrhea
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If someone can have a brain fart can someone have brain diarrhea
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Success Is My Drug.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I AM FUBAR
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Being Nice Is Overrated, Seriously.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Free Hugs
$5.99 Processing & Handling
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Our only limit is our imagination.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I am a product of the public school system.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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HOMODUMBASSES Many Suffer From It
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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HOMODUMBASSES is dangerous help find a cure call 1-800-HDA-HELP
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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HOMODUMBASSES is More Contagious than Swine Flu.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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HOMODUMBASSES is More Contagious than Swine Flu
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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A real man shouldn't have to say 'no homo'
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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More Money, More Problem well not in this Recession
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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No Bruno = No Homo
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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No Bruno is the new No Homo
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Good girls are made of sugar & spices, I am made of vodka and
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Good girls are made of sugar & spices, I am made of vodka and
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Its Happy Hours!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I Fly with the Fishes, and Swim with the Birds.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My Swag got its own Original Recipe like KFC
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My Favorite Number is 69.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Addicted to Drugs and Success is My Drug.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I would give you this shirt, but its worth $500
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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This quote is tight like gay guy's jeans
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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To go to a night club you need to be 18 to Cum And 21 to Swallow
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Like Sean Kingston I can take You there
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I stay fly like American Eagle
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Please tease me, because I don't want it, if your that easy
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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If you had a door mat, it would say "please cum in"
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I care 4 your well being, So next time I'll drop you n a deeper 1
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I must be a planet b/c a planet is a large heavenly body
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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What ever you can do i can do better, just ask your girlfriend
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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What ever you can do i can do better, just ask your boyfriend
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Under this shirt is something you will never see
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Under this shirt is something you wish you didn't see
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I am like Burger King, You can have it your way
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Umm Hmm
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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You turn me on like a light switch
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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My game is on point like an arrow
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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My swag is tight like spandex
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My swag is tight like press n seal wrap
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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My swag is tight like preppy t-shirts
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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when you don't want to listen to someone just knod and say ummhmm
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Your dad must be a key maker, b/c you unlocked my heart
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I had a dream, but I forgot it
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If feel dangerous running with scissors
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Make like Obama and Change!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I could only use sixty five characters so i had 2 think what 2 Do
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The kid next to me is looking at my paper.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I LUV TOFU
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I'm the bomb like tic tic
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Fact: This shirt is worth $500.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Note: Just because you can read a t-shirt doesn't mean anything.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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FACT: Fact I bought this t-shirt.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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I bet I got more Um, stupid votes than you do.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I'm sweet if you don't believe me ask your boyfriend.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I don't like my shirt. Can I have yours?
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I Don't Know what I am doing letting you stare at me like that.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You look stupid when you're staring at my shirt?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Can I have your? Can I have it?...Oh I get you I get you.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Why are you trying to look through my shirt?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Forget College. NFL goes hard like pornstars.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I had a dream...that one day you will fail and I will succeed.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Who would like to be a millionaire? I would but I got $500.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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He told me that I am stupid. Is it true?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I was raised in the street...sesame street.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I was in line at a store and this guy had a crease in his neck.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I only wear BRAND name clothes.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Your shirt is NOT Grey.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I Saw BIGFOOT jumping through the air... never mind thats Shaq.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I Saw BIGFOOT jumping through the air... at Monster Jam.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I love you. Not Really.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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The guy behind me has a fake ID.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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While you try to read this shirt somebody grinding up on you.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Throwing out 14 babies man like that i thought you were a snapper
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Schools are like Mondays nobody likes them.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I got the body of a god..........BUDDHA.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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School is like Mondays nobody likes them.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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That's sad my shirt even says "You're Gay."
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Can u teach me how 2 spoke?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm cool who says so? My shirt does.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I know what you're thinking where did i get a shirt like this.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If your heart was prison I would be sentence for life.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm tired of shirts like mine.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If your heart was in prison I would be sentence for life.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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A 100% concentrate...why are you guys staring at me...oh i get it
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My friend me 2 keep an eye open for somebody wearing a dumb shirt
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Translation Deportes=Sports but it sounds like deport.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I play professional football.....Ohh yah madden all day 4 me.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Can you hear me now?.....GOOD.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'm so cold I go winter jealous
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I don't get it is shortie a baby or the person who has the baby?
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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If I had a dollar I wud have...ummm...weight....0+0 iz IDK..u no?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Give me a minute I got to turn my swag on.....ok there you go.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Some cool person got $500 for making this shirt.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't worry I can see through my eye lids.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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What do you expect?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I've seen better slogans on t-shirts.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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You miss a 100% of the shots you don't take
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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