I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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We're all pretty much over the whole vampire thing
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Everyone loves a Slinky!!!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Obama: the only one to get a peace prize for not doing anything.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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You are sooooo good lookin'!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I ride my bike with no handle bars
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Sarcasm- natural defense against drama
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Glen Beck did your mom!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Glen Beck did your mom
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Nice...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not doing sh*t today...
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Have you hugged my tee shirt today?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Drink Apple Juice, cause OJ will kill you...
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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a.social life b.good grades c.sleep Pick 2.Welcome to college.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Say cheese and die
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Shenanigans!!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Let's go do something we'll reget in the morning and do it again
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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a.social life
b.good grades
c.sleep
Pick 1.Welcome to college.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm lost, please return me to Edward Cullen...
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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you're only as strong as the drinks you mix...
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I need you.
I miss you.
I love you.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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"You call him Dr. Jones!"
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Nobody likes an old, legless cat
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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But why is the RUM gone?!?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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She's my best friend.
Break her heart and I break your face.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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How can I be thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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It's only a mere flesh wound.Come on you pansy!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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It's only a mere flesh wound. Come on you pansy!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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'Tis but a scratch!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Resolution: to get in shape while still drinking and doing drugs
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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"Natural Flavors" can be anything...
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I miss the clapper
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Lumos!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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We were wrong,
Smoking is really good for you
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Oh! Captain
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I've stopped even pretending to do anything around here.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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You're the best thing since dino-shaped chicken nuggets
of 11 votes, 55% like it
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This isn't about you being too short for me...
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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BEER.
Now cheaper than gas.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Big gulps huh? Alright. Well, see ya later!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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"Stressed" is "Desserts" spelled backwards!
of 12 votes, 58% like it
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I want to meet someone and fall in love without having to get up
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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like sneakers w/out laces,a geek w/out braces,sentencew/outspaces
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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When the f*ck did we get ice cream?
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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Kiss me, I'm a pirate
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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How can kids learn, when they can't even fit inside the building?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts.
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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Drunkenstein!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Don't throw cigarettes on the floor, the bugs are getting cancer
of 9 votes, 56% like it
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Let's get drunk and be pirates
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I suggest we drink before we go out drinking!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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You know I am a sexy penguin
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I could watch TV with you forever...
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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WingMan...
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I've injured myself yawning.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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Help! Victoria won't tell me the secret!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Yes, I did just correct your grammar.
of 12 votes, 67% like it
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EpicFail.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I have a Dreamsicle!!!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I miss Rocko's Modern Life.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Regarding this evening, f-my diet.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Hey ex-teenager, have fun being 20. The age where nothing happens
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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"It's the leaning tower of cheeza"
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm truely impressed by your knowledge of every Disney Movie.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Is there anything now a days that doesn't cause cancer?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You play Ball like a Girl!!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I used to think it was bad for me, so I gave up thinking
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Beauty gets the attention, personality gets the heart
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Be who you are, and say what you feel
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Padiddle!!!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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What what in the butt...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My dog's smarter than your honor student
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Alcoholics go to meetings
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I sit in corners at parties cause I can't hit that orange button
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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i love british accents...
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I miss painting-by-number.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I used to be cool, but I lost my ipod.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Congratulations on deciding what to wear!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I've decided, after I graduate, I'm gonna be a pirate.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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"You're a dirty pirate hooker!"
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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And five minutes later we're still laughing
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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and five minutes later we're still laughing...
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Is butter a carb?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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West Virginia is for lovers...
and their sisters.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I hope you know, often we're the only ones who think we're funny
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I want a snuggie so I can feel like a wizard
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Disney gave me unrealistic expections in life.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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It's okay,
I'm a doctor.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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It's okay,
I'm a Ninja.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Facebook.
Because I'm avoiding responsibilities.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Ohhhhh Snap!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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IDK, my BFF Jill?!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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3am, We have to stop meeting this way.I'd rather sleep with you.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I only smoke on the six nights a week that I drink.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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ballin'- the act of being fly.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My spork thinks he's Batman!!!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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No Regrets, Just Lessons Learned...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Beautiful...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Promise.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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ich.liebe.dich<3
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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There's a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Kiss me in the Rain...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Everytime I see your face, my heart smiles
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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11:11 Make a Wish...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Follow your <3
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Is it me, or does every Black turn into a dog?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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"I talk in movie quotes."
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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You are what you eat. I need to eat a skinny person...
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Pirates, Knocked Up, Shrek.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Live.Laugh.Love.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I love my socially challenged,but oh so amazing boyfriend.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm one bad relationship away from owning 30 cats.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I tried to forge the river and another damn oxen died!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I'm on Baltic with sh*t, paying luxury tax out the ass.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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It's 4 in the morning grandma, you win. I'm on Baltic with sh*t.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I miss creeper crawlers and easy bake ovens.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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There's no life on Mars. Chuck Norris went and took care of it.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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If you don't know what Zelda is, don't bother talking to me...
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Batman is cooler than Superman. A rock kills him? Really?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If you're Russian in the hallway, European in the bathroom
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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(front)High five on the flip side! (back)Don't leave me hangin'!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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F-this, I'm transfering to Hogwarts!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Vampires do it better
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Hot girls watch football.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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For English, press 1. All others get the heck out of my country!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, ...
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Everyone see the Leprechaun say YeAh!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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