#1 Second cousin twice removed
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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COLD
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Divi/de
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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A Malus pumila a day keeps the doctor away.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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A very wise man one said blah, blah, blah.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Abandon Ship!!!
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Abs are just frown lines for your belly button.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Actually the dog is the one who killed the cat.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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All in a day's rest.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Animals are people to!
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Are you pulling my leg? You should try my finger.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Awesome People Club Member
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Beards really grow on you.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Beware of . . . .me.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Blend Out!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Books, check em out!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Books, check them out!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Books, check them out,
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Camping in in-tents
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Camping is always in-tents.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Cars, they get you places.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Centaur of attention!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Check my pockets
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Chewing the fat is discusting.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Clean as a whistle! wait. . . . Ew!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Clones are people, two!
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Commas, are, commatastic,!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Destroy your enemies! it's the fastest way to peace.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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DO NOT APPROACH!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Do spiders get sick of homespun cooking?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Do you have an extra thinking cap?
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Do you like my shirt? (Don't lie!)
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Does this shirt make me look elephantine?
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Don't be a tattle tail.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Don't bite crime. It's yucky.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Don't break the ice! You're killing Penguins!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Don't worry, the doughnuts come with the hole.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Earth is one big garden, Dig it!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Echo echo echo echo
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Face the music, and then . . . DUCK!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Food for thought doesn't fill me up.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Fool me once shame on me... Fool me twice and you're dead to me.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and you're dead to me.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Forget boiled eggs, i'll take mine chocolate.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Forget boiled eggs, i'll take mine dyed!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Fork it over! Or spoon it over, or like... knife it over...
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Foxie Grandpa!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Gadzooks
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Get off your high horse, or something bad may to happed to it.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Get your pitchforks ready, i feel an angry mob coming on!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Global Warming, not cool
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Go Green (with envy)
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Hate me if you want, it only makes you uglier.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Heaven is constantly getting balloons and kites
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Hell's smoke alarms never go off.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Huddling in football used to be called Huggies.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Human of the month.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Human, it's whats for dinner.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I am nothing to sneeze at! Cough please.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I bring home the Canadian Bacon!
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I can tyep faaster than yuo.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I can't eat on an empty stomach!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I can't find my ace in the hole!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I caught you Yellowish-orange handed!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I couldn't find the bacon so i brang home the Bologna.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I dont do suits.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I got my wisdom teeth pulled, now i . . . . .Duh.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I have a rare disease. So go away.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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I have a third eye but it's usually closed.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I jive my own turkeys.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I make it drizzle.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I see the glass as needing a refil.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I smell a rat! Or some bad cheese or something. . .
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I spilled anger on my other shirt.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I spilled the beans! Help me pick them up!
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I still eat glue.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I still love you Pluto!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I think pepper might be the spice of life.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I used to talk turkey, but then Thanksgiving. . .
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I want to be stranded on a desserted island!
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I went to camp Imlikereallyawesome.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I went to threadless.com and all i got was this shirt!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I wish my hair was Emo, so it could cut itself.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I wish my lawn was Emo, so it could cut itself.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I zigged when i should have zagged!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'd like to get a life but they are so expensive nowadays.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I'm blind in my third eye.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not supposed to talk back so now I talk front.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'm on Cloud 10!
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I'm with this moron, idiot, half-wit, imbecile, dope, lamebrain.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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I've been trying to make ends meet for days, my arms hurt so bad!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I've got five dollars that says you're my girlfriend!
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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If i had a pouch it would go right here!
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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If i was stranded on a deserted island i would bring, this shirt.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Im the pizza man!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Insert JetPack Here
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Insert Tie here
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Is Mother Nature God's sister, Or Father Time's wife?
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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It was an accident! (kinda)
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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It's always after Labor Day!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Jive Turkey Sucka!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Keep a stiff upper lip, but let the bottom one hang!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Killing two birds with anything is wrong.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Leeches, natures little bloodsucking demons.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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leprechauns get blarney stones not kideny stones
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Let your problems roll off your back like a ball of dung.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Look up for awesomeness!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Love is Evol.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Love now, Apocolypse later.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Love or Evol?
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Make smores not wars!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Manly Stanly and Girly Shirly.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Maybe were the aliens.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Midnight is the new black.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Most people tell three lies per ten minute conversation. STOP!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Mother Earth is mad, Stop picking on her baby!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Moustaches really grow on you.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Mr. Rogers neighborhood watch.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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My conscience doesn't know me!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My crew will be right back!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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My homies and I dig tasty muffins!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Nobody actually fights Head to Head.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Not the face!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Peace, Love and Chocolate!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Peas, little round balls of evil.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Peas, little round balls of hate.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Peas, the ultimate evil.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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People Tend To Walk All Over Me.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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PETA - people enjoying tasty animals.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Pizza Man
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Processing. . . .
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Quick press the panic button! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Rabits feet, not so lucky.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Recharging. . . .
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Revenge is a dish best served with barbacue sauce!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Salt is the spice of life!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Say that to my bodygaurd!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Selfcannibalism!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Shadows are shady.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Shut up if you can't be quiet!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Sliced bread is pretty great.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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So much chocolate so little time.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Some people drink from the Fountain of Youth, others gargle.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Someone just said I was boring, I disagree with that statement.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Someone said i'm not descriptive.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Sometim Les Is Mor
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Specializing Specialist
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Speeed Tyepr
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Stand Out!!!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Stay tuned for further information.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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T-shirt stores against the wars!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Take a bite out of world hunger!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Technichal Difficulties
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Tell it to the Navy!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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That fork saved my knife!
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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That's Drawlin!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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The Board of Education hurts.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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The Right To Be Violent Is Worth Fighting For.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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The Spoon was actually being held hostage by the Dish.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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The Spoon was actually being held hostage.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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The time is relevant
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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The world should be more colorful, like black and white!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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There's a skeleton in my closet, but he has no body to hang with.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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These are my dress clothes.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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They told me to keep my hands to myself, so i used my feet.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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This feels like deja vu all over again!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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This is my fuzzy shirt!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This IS my game face!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This IS my poker face!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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This one's on the house! I'll get it off later.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Tulips have no lips at all.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Twitch
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Two wrongs don't make a right, they make a left.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Uncle Sam wants you. . . . to go away.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Undercovers
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Vegitarians: People who eat what food eats.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Voulnteering doesnt pay.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Walking Like An Egyptian Hurts My Wrists
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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We're comparing Apples and Oranges, and Watermelons!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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We're simmilarly diffrent!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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When life gives you lemons make apple pie!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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When life gives you lemons. . .
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Where exactly is Easy Street?
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Whistles aren't very clean.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Who decided to put the cat in the bag anyway?
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Who don't you think you're not!?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Who is the First Banana?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Who killed the Doornail?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Who, what, when, where, why?
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Why didn't they just say "The turtle and the rabit"
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Why don't raindrops come in any other colors?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Why I oughta. . .
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Wisdom. Wise-Dumb
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Wise rhymes with pies!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Without me it can only be aweso
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Wolf, Champion, Orange, Sixth, Depth
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You get smaller as i back up.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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You win some, you lose them all.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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You win some, you win the rest!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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You're barking up the wrong tree! Try three Oaks down.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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You're on my last nerve! So i'm going out to buy some more.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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‘‘The Loneliest Letters’’
Wolf
Sixth
Oblidge
Ninth
Orange
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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