If it feels good, do it to me.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I look even better passed out on the ground.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Pretend we don't know each other.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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You like spicy? How many stars?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Ain't too proud to beg.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Try to remain calm.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I think we're being followed.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Better with butter.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Clone me while you can.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Vegas-style excitement
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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In space, no one can hear you pee.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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It takes incredible sophistication to sink this low.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Never trust a squirrel.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Explain it to me like I'm an idiot.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Lil' bit barfy.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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(silently judging you)
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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They paid me $500 for this
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Save yourself!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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As nerdy as I wanna be.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Demented and sad, but social.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Don't tell Mom the babysitter's dead.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Maybe next year.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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DON'T SHOUT
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Turn the corner and fudge is made.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Don't I not know you?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't make fun.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm investing in whiskey and bullets.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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